VG Anime Cartoon Battles Chapter 3: Nerd vs Bureaucrat: Harold vs Hermes
I do not own any of the characters except the TDI version of me, Paulghost (Based off one of my friends, Paulinaghost) and my OCs. Enjoy, though! Rated M for major violence AND language! This also has action, adventure and drama.
Now with a theme song!
(Theme Song)
Dear mom and dad, I'm doin' fine...
You guys are on my mind...
You ask me what I wanted to be
And now I think the answer's plain to see...
I wanna fight and be...FAMOUS...
I wanna live close to the sun...
Well pack your bags 'cause I've already fought...
Everything to prove, nothing in my way...
I'll get there one dayyy...
'Cause I wanna fight and be famous!
Nah nah nah-nah nah nahhh...
Nah-nah-nah nah nahhh na-nah-nah nah nah nahhhh...
I wanna fight...
I wanna fight...
I wanna fight and be famous...
I wanna fight...
I wanna fight...
I wanna fight and be famous!
Doo doo-doo doo...
Doo doo-doo doo...
Doo doo-doo-doo doo doooo!
(End theme song)
Battle vote results:
Ryu vs Mitsurugi: 3
Ichigo vs Naruto: 5
Harold vs Hermes: 18
Perry vs Courage: 6
(We cut back to the VG-Anime-Cartoon Battles stadium. I am sitting in my gilded lawn chair AKA my throne. Paulghost is standing next to me)
LordryuTJ: Greetings, all of my viewers! Welcome back to VG-Anime-Cartoon Battles, where we go and see a pretty epic fight! Today, most of the viewers voted for who fights who and the most voted was the fight where Harold McGrady, the nerd from the Total Drama Island series and Total Cartoon series is going up against Hermes Conrad, the Jamaican bureaucrat from Futurama! I call this match Nerd vs Bureaucrat We don't even need to press the character selection button for this one! (Paulghost, who is already at the button, gets depressed)
Paulghost: Aw, man!
LordryuTJ: Our tale of the tape for this match tonight! And now for the introductions, me! (Now holding a microphone) Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a very epic match tonight on a glorious night! And it's… time! Introducing first, fighting to the death in the red corner, this 16 year old teen had a chance at winning a hundred thousand dollars at first and was the 13th voted off Total Drama Island and was in the final 2 in Total Drama Action, but lost the million bucks to Duncan, fighting out of Vancover, Canada, Harold Norbert Cheever Doris McGrady the Fifth!!!!! And now, fighting to the death in the blue corner, a jamaican bureaucrat at Planet Express and limboer of the year, Hermes "Limboman" Conrad!!!!! And when the action begins, our second referee, Redspiderman, will be there for it! (Redspiderman is a play off of my friend, Blackspiderman)
Harold's starting weapon of choice: His special red nun-yos from the show Total Drama Action's Full Metal Drama/Saving Private Lindsay.
Hermes's starting weapon of choice: His trusty old limbo stick.
Redspiderman: Here we go guys, are you ready?! Are you ready?!
LordryuTJ: Harold McGrady! Hermes Conrad! (The round begins, and the fighters circle the arena)
Hermes: You have no chance of beating me, mon!
Harold: Not if you've had a taste of my Nun-Yos! (Hermes smacks Harold with the limbo stick) Ow! Take that! (His Nun-yos glow bright blue and lightning comes out of them, electrocuting Hermes. Unfortunately, Hermes survives and stabs Harold in the eye with the limbo stick) Agh! (Blood spurts out of Harold's eye like a garden hose running in June)
Hermes: Ha! Enough blood for ya, mon? (Smacks Harold around some more with his trusty limbo stick. Harold fires a dark green hadoken with his dimple-covered face on it at Hermes. Hermes dodges it and throws his limbo stick at Harold. Harold dodges the limbo stick and fires another Harold Hadoken at Hermes and hits him. I become dumbfounded and drop my hot dog on the ground. Hermes kneels as he is about to be defeated by a nerd, which is Harold. Harold just stands there and looks at me)
LordryuTJ: What are you doing? Finish him! Oh, I'll do it. (I press a red button, which fires a missile up into the air and down to Hermes. Hermes, who is still kneeling in defeat, explodes into chunky gory pieces when he and the missile make contact) Oh, man!
Redspiderman: And the winner is… Harold Norbert Cheever Doris McGrady the Fifth!!!!! (Raises Harold's right hand)
LordryuTJ: And Harold Norbert Cheever Doris McGrady the Fifth wins by default!
Redspiderman: Harold, how do you feel about winning your battle?
Harold: Awesome! Thanks for asking!
LordryuTJ: Haha! This could make the top 10 fights in VG-Anime-Cartoon Battles in history! Don't worry, viewers, there will be more fights in the later chapters of VG-Anime-Cartoon Battles! Laters!
Winners currently:
Peter vs Mario: Peter (Fire beam)
Bender vs Prime: Prime (Melter)
Harold vs Hermes: Harold (Rocket)
(Then it cuts to a preview of later and previous fights)
LordryuTJ: You can see and read more VG-Anime-Cartoon Battles fights at , where you can read over a million stories and make your own if you have a account there! Unleash your totally inner imagination here!!!
(End chapter 3)