VG Anime Cartoon Battles Chapter 4: The First Quick Battle
I do not own any of the characters except the TDI version of me, Paulghost (Based off one of my friends, Paulinaghost) and my OCs. Enjoy, though! Rated M for major violence AND language! Remember, this show is completely fictitious and OCs stand for Original Characters, as in unreal cartoon and reality characters. This also has action, adventure, humor and drama put into the mix.
Yeah, I don't get paid for this fan fiction.
(Theme Song)
Dear mom and dad, I'm doin' fine...
You guys are on my mind...
You ask me what I wanted to be
And now I think the answer's plain to see...
I wanna fight and be...FAMOUS...
I wanna live close to the sun...
Well pack your bags 'cause I've already fought...
Everything to prove, nothing in my way...
I'll get there one dayyy...
'Cause I wanna fight and be famous!
Nah nah nah-nah nah nahhh...
Nah-nah-nah nah nahhh na-nah-nah nah nah nahhhh...
I wanna fight...
I wanna fight...
I wanna fight and be famous!
I wanna fight...
I wanna fight...
I wanna fight and be famous!
Doo doo-doo doo...
Doo doo-doo doo...
Doo doo-doo-doo doo doooo!
(End theme song)
(We cut back to the VG-Anime-Cartoon Battles stadium. The UFC tale of the tape music plays in the background. I am still sitting in my throne)
LordryuTJ: Hello, everybody! Welcome to another night on VG-Anime-Cartoon Battles! Here, we'll go and watch a fight done by two characters from either a TV show, a cartoon or an anime or things of that nature! And now with the character selection, my good friend, Paulghost!
Paulghost: Thank you, Lordryu. And now let's see who will fight who! (Presses the button. Names come in and out of the fighter selection screen. Just then, the names Destructor and Scorpion (From Mortal Kombat) stop on screen) It is Destructor vs. Scorpion!
LordryuTJ: Then it is decided! It's time for the battle right now! It's Destructor, the giant robot in Futurama against Scorpion, the poster boy of Mortal Kombat! And remember, two people come in, one comes out alive with the gold! And now with the offical introductions, me! Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming to this great match! Introducing first, on my right, this man is the poster boy of Mortal Kombat, in about every game of Mortal Kombat, Scorpion! And standing on my right is a robot of mass destruction, hence the name, from Futurama, Destructor!
Destructor: I will destroy all of you!
LordryuTJ: And when the action begins, Redspiderman will be there to be the referee!
Destructor's starting weapon of choice: His giant fists of steel.
Scorpion's starting weapon of choice: His fists, spear and hellfire.
Redspiderman: You ready?! You ready?! Let's go! (Scorpion latches his spear Destructor's left leg and starts to pull on it)
Scorpion: Get over here! (Destructor's leg slips off and lands on Scorpion, crushing and killing him)
LordryuTJ: Oh my god! The most quickest VG-Anime-Cartoon battle in history!! Five seconds! Five seconds! Oh my goodness! Scorpion is down and dead! It is all over!! In five seconds, this had just ended as Destructor's left leg crushed the Mortal Kombat poster boy, Scorpion to death!!!! Thank you for watching the quickest battle in VG-Anime-Cartoon Battles history!!!! Thank you, good night and big balls!
(Then it cuts to a preview of later and previous fights)
LordryuTJ: You can see and read more VG-Anime-Cartoon Battles fights at , where you can read over a million stories and make your own if you have a account there! Unleash your totally inner imagination here!!!
(End chapter 4)