VG Anime Cartoon Battles Chapter 6: Homer vs Peter vs Stan
I do not own any of the characters except the TDI version of me, Paulghost (Based off one of my friends, Paulinaghost) and my OCs. Enjoy, though! Rated M for major violence AND language! Remember, this show is completely fictitious and OCs stand for Original Characters, as in unreal cartoon and reality characters. This also has action, adventure, humor and drama put into the mix.
Today, it's FOX night, in where 3 stars from 3 separate FOX shows will fight to the death. Two of the fighters will kick the bucket, while the last one standing takes the gold! Enjoy the show and don't forget to watch this while partying at FOX night!
(Theme Song)
Dear mom and dad, I'm doin' fine...
You guys are on my mind...
You ask me what I wanted to be
And now I think the answer's plain to see...
I wanna fight and be...FAMOUS...
I wanna live close to the sun...
Well pack your bags 'cause I've already fought...
Everything to prove, nothing in my way...
I'll get there one dayyy...
'Cause I wanna fight and be famous!
Nah nah nah-nah nah nahhh...
Nah-nah-nah nah nahhh na-nah-nah nah nah nahhhh...
I wanna fight...
I wanna fight...
I wanna fight and be famous!
I wanna fight...
I wanna fight...
I wanna fight and be famous!
Doo doo-doo doo...
Doo doo-doo doo...
Doo doo-doo-doo doo doooo!
(End theme song)
(We cut back to the VG-Anime-Cartoon Battles stadium, where I, LordryuTJ, am sitting on my lawn chair/throne hosting the show)
LordryuTJ: Greetings, everybody who has tuned in to a fight on VG-Anime-Cartoon Battles! Welcome to the show! And to the brand new viewers starting at this fight, this is the show where I shove two characters into a arena and watch those two fight each other till they drop! The winner is the person who is standing still, alive and well! The loser is the person who is finished off! Sometimes, there will be fights where there are three or four fighters instead of two! And today is FOX night, where 3 FOX stars will fight to the death in this epic
special! (Paulghost jumps down from the roof and gives me an envelope) Thanks, Paulghost!
Paulghost: You're welcome! (Runs off)
(I open the envelope, where the names of the fighters are Peter Griffin, Homer Simpson and Stan Smith)
LordryuTJ: And it has been decided! Peter Griffin, the fat guy from Family Guy, Homer Simpson, the buzz-cola-loving loaf from The Simpsons and Stan Smith, from the CIA and is in American Dad will fight each other until two of them fall and die! And we are skipping the introductions this time… not! (Laughs) Gotcha! And with the offical introductions, here I am! Alright, introducing first is from Family Guy, drinks lots of beer and was once injected with a liquid that made him gay, Peter "Le Drunk" Griffin! And introducing second is from The Simpsons, loves Buzz Cola, went to Japan with his family once and is as fat as Peter Griffin, Homer Simpson! And now, from American Dad, he has a job at the CIA, was once handicapped and thinks the Lings are Francine, his wife's real parents, Stan Smith! And when the very epic and awesome action begins, Redspiderman will be there to see it all!
Stan's weapon of choice: His gun and other items that can hurt.
Homer's weapon of choice: A lot of stuff.
Peter's weapon of choice: Like Homer, a lot of stuff.
Redspiderman: Are you ready to fight? You ready? You ready? Let's go!
(The fight starts, and the 3 FOX stars come at each other. Peter kicks Homer from behind and throws Stan at Homer. Then Stan pulls out his gun and shoots at Peter, who narrowly dodges every bullet, zips behind Stan as fast as a cheetah and does a suplex to Stan, with Stan headbutting Homer)
Homer: Ow! Why you little! (Starts choking Peter. Stan shoots Homer on the arm) Ow!! (Peter throws a chair at Stan, and Stan pulls out a paintball gun)
Stan: Time for the boom-boom technique! (Spins around, shooting paint everywhere and saying boom in every shot) Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
LordryuTJ: Oh my goodness! The boom-boom technique!!! Unbelievable!!!!
Stan: …Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
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LordryuTJ: And Stan is dead and out! Peter Griffin and Homer Simpson are still standing and they are getting out rapiers! (Peter and Homer pull out rapiers and do a fencing fight. Peter stabs Homer in the chest with his chest and throws him into the same electric pole that killed Stan, electrocuting and killing him as well. Eric Cartman, in the crowd and eating popcorn, laughs at Homer's fate) And Peter "Le Drunk" Griffin had just won the FOX night fight! Hey! That rhymed! I'm a rhymer! Yay me! (Claps while jumping up and down like a retard)
Redspiderman: And the winner is Peter "Le Drunk" Griffin!
LordryuTJ: Oh, and here's a replay of Stan's boom-boom technique!
(Replay)
(Peter throws a chair at Stan, and Stan pulls out a paintball gun)
Stan: Time for the boom-boom technique! (Spins around, shooting paint everywhere and saying boom in every shot) Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
LordryuTJ: Oh my goodness! The boom-boom technique!!! Unbelievable!!!!
Stan: …Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
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(End Replay)
LordryuTJ: Well, that wraps up FOX night like a tasty Del Taco burrito! See ya next time in the next
VG-Anime-Cartoon Battles fight to the death!
(Then it cuts to a preview of later and previous fights)
LordryuTJ: You can see and read more VG-Anime-Cartoon Battles fights at , where you can read over a million stories and make your own if you have a account there! Unleash your totally inner imagination here!!!
(End Chapter 6)