I was sitting on the couch eating funyuns when Fang came in sat down beside me and took the bag out of my hands, and scarfed down the whole bag.
"Hey, I was eating those, you shiny little peach fuzz." I said. He replied with a simple,"Well, too bad, you dull little peach fuzz." I rolled my eyes at him and he just turned back to the tv. I got up and went to the kitchen. I went in and got a cupcake. Fang came in and took that out of my hand and ate it, too.
"Gosh, are you hungry or something?" I asked him. He shrugged. So, I went over to the fridge and got a propel. I put it up to my mouth to get a drink and, yep that's right, Fang took that too.
"What the crap, I was about to drink that." I told him. He took a big drink of it and then said,"I needed something to wash down the funyuns and cupcake." So, I opened the freezer and got a piece of ice and shoved in my mouth as fast as I could. But, the ice was so cold I had to hold my mouth opened to keep from getting frost bite on my tongue.
"Haha." I said through a mouthful of cold steam and ice. He hit me in the back of the head and the ice fell out of my mouth onto the floor. I hit him back, then he hit me again, so I hit him again, and this went on for about five minutes.
"What'cha doin?" Nudge asked when she walked into the kitchen during me and Fang's slap fight.
"What's it look like we're doing?" I asked her. She thought for a moment.
"Making out?" She said. I stared at her. Fang stared at me. I looked at him. Then he pressed his lips against mine and Nudge had became right. Quick, too.
"Gosh, ya wanna keep it rated G around the kids." Ari asked as he walked in. He pulled us apart and punched Fang, Fang punched him back. Fang broke both of Ari's legs and arms and Ari was lying motionless on the back porch. Fang came back in and kissed me again.
"Don't ya'll breath?" Omega asked when he walked in. Omega pulled us apart and punched me. I punched him back. Then he, too, was laying motionless with broken arms and legs on the back porch. Then I went back in and Fang kissed me again.
"Make out USA." Gazzy screamed as he walked into the kitchen. We ignored him. Jeb walked in and grounded us.
Me and my 'sister' Tori(really my best friends sister, but they're whole family is like my family lol)wrote this at, like, 4 in the morning. We had NO sleep. We were awake from 8 AM to 4 AM. Lol. So, that should explain the randomness. We were slap happy and tired.
Fang: I can tell...
Me: Oh be quiet you shiny little peach fuzz lol.
BTW, shiny/dull little peach fuzz, all ours! No stealies! I don't even remember how we came up with that...lol...I think it had to do with foreheads and snickers though....