VG Anime Cartoon Battles Chapter 8: Villain Battle: Doofenshmirtz vs Reuben
This will be awesome!
I do not own any of the characters except the TDI version of me, Paulghost (Based off one of my friends, Paulinaghost) and my OCs. Enjoy, though! Rated M for major violence AND language! Remember, this show is completely fictitious and OCs stand for Original Characters, as in unreal cartoon and reality characters. This also has action, adventure, humor and drama put into the mix.
Remember, bring lots and lots and lots of popcorn so you can eat, sit down (Or take a piss) and watch at the same time. D! D! D! D! D! D! D! D! D! D! D! D! D! D! D! D! D! D! D! D! D! D! D! D! D! D! D! D! D! D! D! D! D! D! Okay, enjoy the show.
(The famous VG-Anime-Cartoon Battles theme song plays)
(First Verse)
Dear mom and dad, I'm doin' fine...
You guys are on my mind...
You ask me what I wanted to be
And now I think the answer's plain to see...
I wanna fight and be...FAMOUS...
I wanna live close to the sun...
Well pack your bags 'cause I've already fought...
Everything to prove, nothing in my way...
I'll get there one dayyy...
'Cause I wanna fight and be famous!
Nah nah nah-nah nah nahhh...
Nah-nah-nah nah nahhh na-nah-nah nah nah nahhhh...
I wanna fight...
I wanna fight...
I wanna fight and be famous!
I wanna fight...
I wanna fight...
I wanna fight and be famous!
(The second verse)
I'll always fight,
You'll always die!
You know you'll fight me,
Why should I lie?
Everything to prove, nothing in my way...
I'll get there one dayyy...
'Cause I wanna fight and be famous!
Nah nah nah-nah nah nahhh...
Nah-nah-nah nah nahhh na-nah-nah nah nah nahhhh...
I wanna fight...
I wanna fight...
I wanna fight and be famous!
I wanna fight...
I wanna fight...
I wanna fight and be famous!
Doo doo-doo doo...
Doo doo-doo doo...
Doo doo-doo-doo doo doooo!
(The theme song ends, and the show starts)
(Then, the episode starts, and it cuts to the possibly famous VG-Anime-Cartoon Battles stadium. Me, LordryuTJ, the host of the show and Paulghost, the co-host of the show and fighter selector, are standing where the throne is: The top middle of the stadium)
LordryuTJ: Hello, and welcome to yet another exciting match in the show, VG-Anime-Cartoon Battles! Today, I will check a envelope to see who will fight who! The theme is Villain Battle! Paulghost? (Paulghost hands me a envelope and I open it up, revealing a piece of paper with the words "Heinz Doofenshmirtz vs. Reuben" on it. I chuckle for a bit) Thanks, bro! (Does a knuckle touch with Paulghost. Paulghost puts on a coat with ropes on it and the ropes pull Paulghost straight upward and off the screen) Then it is settled! Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, the evil scientist from Disney's favorite cartoon show, Phineas and Ferb will fight to the death against the cooking class teacher from the funniest comedy Cartoon Network cartoon show, Chowder, Reuben! Now, it is time to see this fight to the death happen! (Then, it shows the arena, and XXThePieIsALieXX (Play off of one of my friends, XXTheCakeIsALieXX), wearing a tuxedo, is there)
XXTPIALXX: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Villain Battle, VG-Anime-Cartoon Battle 8! Introducing first, a evil scientist who came from the cartoon show Phineas and Ferb who's evil plans are always foiled by a agent who is a platypus named Perry and is actually always on online dating, has a pointy nose, no offense, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: None taken!
XXTPIALXX: Doctor "Very, Very, Very, Very Lame and Also Very Lonely" Heinz Doofenshmirtz! (Doofenshmirtz holds up a "Applause" sign. The crowd cheers) And now, the rival of Mung Daal, rarely appears in the Cartoon Network cartoon show, is also hated and bullied by a rhino and is definitely the most lamest villain in the history of forever, Reuben! (The crowd members boo and throw a lot of very, very, very stinky garbage at Reuben)
Reuben: Hey!
LordryuTJ: Who cares?! You're the most lamest villain in the history of the world, prehistoric times, the solar system and forever!!! Ha-ha!
XXTPIALXX: And Redspiderman is this battle's referee!
Redspiderman: You guys ready for the fight? (The villains both nod in agreement)
Doofenshmirtz's weapon of choice: Anything he could find.
Reuben's weapon of choice: Anything he can find.
Redspiderman: Let's fight! (The two walk closer to each other. Doofenshmirtz throws a chair at Reuben)
Doofenshmirtz: How do you like that?
Reuben: Ah! How dare you! (Hits Doofenshmirtz with a frying pan)
Doofenshmirtz: Oh, why you little! (Runs off and comes back with a go-kart, running into Reuben, then disintegrating the go-kart with a laser gun)
Reuben: Okay, was that any necessary?
Doofenshmirtz: Yes! (Throws a car tire at Reuben. Reuben throws a javelin, but Doofenshmirtz dodges it narrowly. Doofenshmirtz throws over about 40 footballs at Reuben, hitting him every time. Reuben smacks Doofenshmirtz with a baseball bat. Doofenshmirtz puts on a helmet and grabs a broom) Banzai!!!! (Doofensmirtz comes at Reuben and smacks him around a few times until Reuben falls onto the ground, stunned. Doofenshmirtz pulls out a sword. Reuben pulls out a spear. Some dramatic Star Trek battle music plays as their weapons clash. Finally, after a few minutes, Doofenshmirtz slices Reuben's spear in half. Reuben pulls out a giant baseball bat and swings Doofenshmirtz to the other side of the arena) Okay, that is it! Behold! (Doofenshmirtz's Eliminator Ray lands in the middle of the arena pointing at Reuben) The Eliminator Ray!!!! With a press of a button, the Eliminator Ray will destroy anybody and anything that the ray's pointing at. See? I'm pointing it at you! (Fires the ray. Reuben throws a frying pan at the laser, thus disintegrating it. Perry swoops in) Perry, what are you doing here?! We're in the middle of a fight! (Perry points the Eliminator Ray at Doofenshmirtz) Oh, this isn't good. Curse you, Perry the Platypus, blah, blah, blah! (Gets destroyed by the ray. Perry accidentally turns the ray over to Reuben and destroys him as well)
Redspiderman: And the winner, technically, is Perry the Platypus!
LordryuTJ: Okay, why the hell did Perry just come in all of a sudden?! (Presses a button. Lizardman from Soul Calibur comes out of nowhere, growls and then eats Perry's head whole) And the winner, who was disintegrated, and is better than Reuben, is Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz. And now that that's over, you can read more of this at !
(Then it cuts to a preview of later and previous fights in VG-Anime-Cartoon Battles)
LordryuTJ: You can see and read more VG-Anime-Cartoon Battles fights at , where you can read over a million stories and even make your very own stories if you have a account there! Unleash your totally epic inner imagination here!!! Plus, you can review on my story!
(End chapter 8)