WARNING: BE PREPARED FOR EXTREME RANDOMNESS!!

"Hey, Fang, have you seen my turqouise bra?" I asjed, walking into the living room. Fang was laying across Nudge and Iggy's laps on the couch.

"Yeah, it's in my closet." He told me.

"Um, why?" I asked.

"I was using it earlier." He said.

"I don't want to know." I sighed.

"Fang has a tickly butt!" Iggy exclaimed.

"Yes, I have a tickly butt." Fang admitted. He jumped 20 feet in the air when Iggy tickled his butt.

"Iggy!" Fang scolded. "I told you, do not tickle my glutious maximus."

"Max's name is in the technical term for butt." Nudge observed.

"Guys, are you all high...or drunk?" I asked slowly.

"No, there's meth in the lightbulbs!" Iggy told me. "Which caused Fang's tickly buttocks."

"I think you misspelled buttocks." Nudge said.

"You spelled it the same way." Skittles, who just randomly appeared in a puff of smoke, countered.

"No, you did." Nudge fought back.

"Whatever, I'm out." Skittles said, and with a snap of her fingers she dissappeared.

"Okay, uh, what was th--" I was cut off when Fang's full body weight pinned me to the ground.

"Fang, what the heck?" I asked angrily. He put his finger to my lips and shushed me.

"It's the angry Totezilla." He whispered.

"You better get off me or you'll have to deal with the angry Maxzilla." I threatened.

"That's no monster, that's just you PMSing." Fang said rolling his eyes. He didn't let me up until Total walked by.

"Your lucky he didn't eat you." Iggy told me. Nudge sniffed me, then asked in a funky british accent, "Did you make a poo-poo?"

"Wha-? No. Look, I'm just going to go take a shower. Have fun with your meth filled lightbulbs and Fang's tickly butt." I slowly walked out. They would never live this down.

In my defense, I wrote this at, like, 1 in the morning.

I got the tickly butt from Whose Line Is It Anyway. Love-eth that show!!

Drew: Wayne has a tickly butt.

Wayne: Yes, I have a tickly butt.

Fang: I do not have a tickly butt.

Me: Yes you do.

Fang: How would you know??

Me: Whatever happens when your asleep doesn't concern you.

Fang: Yes it does, why did you tickle my butt while I was sleeping?

Me: I didn't, Iggy did! I just watched and laughed my butt off when you started giggling like a little girl.

Fang: You two are not aloud to watch Whose Line anymore.

Me&Ig: Aw! No fair!

Me: R&R please!!