VG Anime Cartoon Battles Chapter 9: South Parkers: Cartman vs Kyle
This will be awesome!
I do not own any of the characters except the TDI version of me, Paulghost (Based off one of my friends, Paulinaghost) and my OCs. Enjoy, though! Rated M for major violence AND some harsh language! And remember, this show is about completely fictitious and the word OC stand for Original Character, as in Fanfiction-made cartoon and video game characters. This also has action, adventure, humor, romance, horror, character death and drama put into the mix, so enjoy the show seeing all that!
Plus, there are people besides people from video games, anime shows and cartoon shows, like Bruce Lee, Mr. T.
Remember, bring lots and lots and lots of popcorn so you can eat, sit down (Or take a piss) and watch at the same time.
This is the first battle that includes a South Park character or characters fighting to the death and the second episode where assistance is used.
(The famous VG-Anime-Cartoon Battles theme song plays)
(The first and beginning verse)
Dear mom and dad, I'm doin' fine...
You guys are on my mind...
You ask me what I wanted to be
And now I think the answer's plain to see...
I wanna fight and be...FAMOUS...
I wanna live close to the sun...
Well pack your bags 'cause I've already fought...
Everything to prove, nothing in my way...
I'll get there one dayyy...
'Cause I wanna fight and be famous!
Nah nah nah-nah nah nahhh...
Nah-nah-nah nah nahhh na-nah-nah nah nah nahhhh...
I wanna fight...
I wanna fight...
I wanna fight and be famous!
I wanna fight...
I wanna fight...
I wanna fight and be famous!
(The second and final verse)
I'll always fight,
You'll always die!
You know you'll fight me,
Why should I lie?
Everything to prove, nothing in my way...
I'll get there one dayyy...
'Cause I wanna fight and be famous!
Nah nah nah-nah nah nahhh...
Nah-nah-nah nah nahhh na-nah-nah nah nah nahhhh...
I wanna fight...
I wanna fight...
I wanna fight and be famous!
I wanna fight...
I wanna fight...
I wanna fight and be famous!
Doo doo-doo doo...
Doo doo-doo doo...
Doo doo-doo-doo doo doooo!
(The theme song ends, and the show starts)
(Then, the episode starts, and it cuts to the possibly famous VG-Anime-Cartoon Battles stadium. Me, LordryuTJ, the host of the show and Paulghost, the co-host of the show and fighter selector, are both next to my throne)
LordryuTJ: (Chuckles) Yep, it's me, LordryuTJ, the creator and host of this show, again, showing you a brand new battle voted in the VG-Anime-Cartoon Battles fighting polls in fanfiction by a Fanfiction user! There were also other battles requested like Rukia from Bleach, the anime, vs. Sasuke from Naruto Shippuden, Naruto from Naruto Shippuden vs. Goku from Dragon Ball Z, Private, Kowalski and Rico vs. Skipper, all from The Penguins of Madagascar and the most voted, Phineas vs. Ferb, both from the Disney cartoon show, Phineas and Ferb! (I blow on a party horn) But today it's the big-boned jackass Eric Cartman vs. the Jewish kid Kyle Broflowski, a good and pretty long rivalry and they are also both from the comedy show originally made from cardboard for cheap, South Park! Now, let's get to the introductions done by XXThePieIsALieXX!!!
XXThePieIsALieXX: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to yet another great VG-Anime-Cartoon Battles match! It's Cartoon vs. Cartoon!!! Introducing first-rst-rst-rst, a big-boned kid-id-id-id, standing in the red corner-er-er-er-er, fighting from the show South Park-ark-ark-ark, ERIC C-C-C-CARTMAN!!!
Cartman: Yeah! Bring it on! Wait, who's my opponent?
XXThePieIsALieXX: You'll find out right now!! And now, in the blue corner-er-er-er-er, also fighting from the show South Park-ark-ark-ark, a Jewish kid-id-id-id-id, KYLE B-B-B-BROFLOWSKI!!!!!
Cartman: I get to beat up the Jew? Sweet! (Kyle sees Cartman)
Kyle: Aw, crap!
XXThePieIsALieXX: And the referee will be Redspiderman!
I forgot to say that Redspiderman's look looks like the regular Spiderman, only with a brighter red and he is wearing a referee suit when he referees (Which is a lot, and I mean a lot)
Cartman's weapon of choice: Eh, you don't even know how many items he has.
Kyle's weapon of choice: You don't even know either, except he has his laptop.
Redspiderman: Okay, guys, I want a good clean fight. Remember, there are no rules in VG-Anime-Cartoon Battles, and the last person standing wins the battle and wins the gold, okay?
Cartman: Okay.
Kyle: Alright then.
Redspiderman: Alright, let's go! (Kyle and Cartman come at each other and start punching each other back and forth and quickly. Cartman pulls out a tazer and a bow, then shoots the tazer with the bow. Kyle dodges and shows Cartman that video of him sucking Cartman's balls in a episode of Toonville in the Making that he had even uploaded on . Cartman screams in horror and falls over on the ground)
Cartman: The horror! Why would you do that to me—Oh! (Kyle tackles Cartman down to the ground and then starts pounding on him. After a while, Kyle stops and then gets off of Cartman)
Kyle: Are you ready to quit now, fatty?
Cartman: No way, Jew! I'm still going to kick your chicken-sized butt so hard, heck, you're gonna cry home to your Jewish mommy and daddy! (Gets back up and laughs at Kyle, but then he gets hit in the face by a chili bowl filled with the chili that Cartman made out of Scott Tenorman's now-dead parents and then fed to Scott at the Chili Con Carnival in the number 8 South Park episode, Scott Tenorman Must Die in the chili bowl thrown by Kyle) Hey! Is this chili? (Gasps) This is my chili! (Kyle does a flying karate kick to Cartman's face) Ugh!
LordryuTJ: Oh! I gotta check that out again! (Replays the kick to Cartman's face) (Laughs) AWE-SOME!!
(Cartman then falls to the ground, dizzy as he could ever be)
Cartman: I… I don't feel so hot. (Kyle gives Cartman another foot in the face, meaning that Kyle had just kicked Cartman in the face again. Cartman flies into the air and hits a wall, breaking through the wall. Cartman jumps back through the wall and comes at Kyle, thus getting hit by a go-kart piloted by Kyle) Where did that go-kart come from?
Kyle: You don't wanna know! (Punches Cartman in the face)
Cartman: Ugh! (Then, Cartman grabs the tazer and throws it at Kyle again, but still misses. Kyle then grabs the tazer and comes at Cartman) Don't taze me, bro! (This referenced the YTMND fad, Don't Taze Me, Bro!) (Kyle then tazes Cartman a few times, then throws a bomb at him. Cartman then becomes dizzy again and is now covered in soot and black dust) (Dizzy and confused) I like pie! (Laughs, then falls over unconscious. Kyle then pulls out two dangerously sharp daggers and stabs them into Cartman's head, thus instantly killing him and winning the battle)
Kyle: Booyah! (To Cartman, who is still dead already) In your face, fat boy!
Redspiderman: And the winner is… Kyle Broflowski from South Park!!!
LordryuTJ: And yet, Kyle Broflowski, the Jewish kid from South Park beats Eric Cartman, the fat kid from South Park, in a fight to the death!! (Laughs) Now, that was an awesome fight! And don't forget to tune in on another pretty gory, violent and epicly awesome-ifying grudge match to the death on VG-Anime-Cartoon Battles! Good night, everybody, and have a really great party while you're watching more matches and also reading them on !
(Then it cuts to a very short montage of clips of later and previous fights in VG-Anime-Cartoon Battles while LordryuTJ, which is me, talks off the screen)
LordryuTJ: You can see and read more VG-Anime-Cartoon Battles fights at , where you can read over a million stories and even make your very own stories if you have a account there! Unleash your totally epic inner imagination here!!! Plus, you can review on my story!
(End chapter 9)