VG Anime Cartoon Battles Chapter 10: Homer and Peter vs. Owen
This will be awesome!
I do not own any of the characters used to fight each other except the TDI version of me, Paulghost (Based off one of my friends, Paulinaghost) and my OCs, like Zack, Michael (Not Michael Jackson) and John. Enjoy, though! Rated M for major violence AND some really harsh, cannot be imitated by kids, swear words! And remember, this show is completely fictitious and the Fanfiction word OC stand for Original Character, as in Fanfiction-made cartoon and video game characters. This also has action, adventure, not that much of angst, grossness, explosions conflicting tactics by some people, sometimes just a bit of sex in a few of the chapters, humor, romance, horror, character death and drama put right into the show that is VG-Anime-Cartoon Battles, so enjoy the show seeing all that and some more!
Plus, there are a few real-life people, people from movies and realistic monsters besides the characters that are from video games, anime shows and cartoon shows, like Bruce Lee (Who is dead to this day), Mr. T (From the A-Team), Frankenstein, Chuck Norris (He will find you and take your soul, then crush it to pieces and smoke it), Michael Jackson (Who had died from unexpected cardiac arrest), Tay Zonday (The person who sang Chocolate Rain and also Chocolate Grain on a season 4 segment in the hit comedy segment show Robot Chicken and is still alive to this day) and Barack Obama (Who is currently the president of the United States of America).
Remember, bring lots and lots and lots of popcorn in a about too gigantic bowl plus a ton of butter so you can eat, sit down on the couch (Or take a kinda small piss or shit in the toilet if you have to) and watch at the same time.
There will be sometimes a change in a battle, like fighting in a cage, using only your bare hands as weapons and fighting in giant robots
And that assist thing? It didn't happen yet until some time when it hits about 20 or more chapters of VG-Anime-Cartoon Battles. And this is also the first time that two people teamed up have to fight just one person that has no teammate in a epicly awesome battle to the death. Now please, enjoy the show! Also read this on Fanfiction DOT net!
(The famous VG-Anime-Cartoon Battles theme song plays)
(The first and beginning verse)
Dear mom and dad, I'm doin' fine...
You guys are on my mind...
You ask me what I wanted to be
And now I think the answer's plain to see...
I wanna fight and be...FAMOUS...
I wanna live close to the sun...
Well pack your bags 'cause I've already fought...
Everything to prove, nothing in my way...
I'll get there one dayyy...
'Cause I wanna fight and be famous!
Nah nah nah-nah nah nahhh...
Nah-nah-nah nah nahhh na-nah-nah nah nah nahhhh...
I wanna fight...
I wanna fight...
I wanna fight and be famous!
I wanna fight...
I wanna fight...
I wanna fight and be famous!
(The second and final verse)
I'll always fight,
You'll always die!
You know you'll fight me,
Why should I lie?
Everything to prove, nothing in my way...
I'll get there one dayyy...
'Cause I wanna fight and be famous!
Nah nah nah-nah nah nahhh...
Nah-nah-nah nah nahhh na-nah-nah nah nah nahhhh...
I wanna fight...
I wanna fight...
I wanna fight and be famous!
I wanna fight...
I wanna fight...
I wanna fight and be famous!
Doo doo-doo doo...
Doo doo-doo doo...
Doo doo-doo-doo doo doooo!
(The theme song ends, and the show starts)
(Then, the episode starts, and it cuts to the very, very cool and possibly even pretty famous VG-Anime-Cartoon Battles stadium of battles to the death. Me, LordryuTJ, the host of the show and my good friend, Paulghost, the co-host of the show and number 1 fighter selector, are both next to the throne)
LordryuTJ: Wow! Is it the 10th battle already? Alright! Our first milestone! Now check out our flashy new graphic! (Paulghost presses a button on a blue remote. The words "10 Chapters!!!" appear on the screen with a flashy graphic for 10 seconds while I and Paulghost dance around and blather during that time) Now to celebrate our first milestone of chapters, I'll show you a brand spankin' new battle to watch! It's Peter Griffin from Family Guy and Homer Simpson from The Simpsons both going up against Owen from the Total Drama Island series and the Total Cartoon Island series!!!! It's two against one in a deadly battle to the death! Let me call it… Top 10 Hit FOX Shows vs. Top Hit Teletoon Show!!!! (Paulghost whispers in my ear)
Paulghost: (Whispering) Uh, XXThePieIsALieXX was supposed to say the introductions, LordryuTJ. Ya mind doing it for him?
LordryuTJ: Why?
Paulghost: He sprained his knees and arms tripping and falling down the stairs.
LordryuTJ: How?
Paulghost: He tripped on Patrick Star.
LordryuTJ: (Sighs) Okay, I'll do it for him. (I come down to the arena and put on a tuxedo) Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another very important battle to the death tonight on VG-Anime-Cartoon Battles!! It is time! Introducing the people on the red corner over there, they are Homer Simpsons from The Simpsons and Peter Griffin from Family Guy, the main characters of the top two FOX shows in history!! And now, standing right over there all alone but ready to fight in the blue corner, a experienced eater, a fat fighter, a winner of a reality show in it's first season, from the Total Drama Island series and the Total Cartoon Island series, Owen!!!! And Redspiderman will be the referee for this extreme battle to the death!
Redspiderman: (To Peter, Homer and Owen) Don't worry, there are no rules, only winners and the people who are not them.
Peter's and Homer's weapons of their choices: Anything they can find and everything that they have in their pockets.
Owen's weapon of choice: Anything he can find and everything that he has in his pockets.
Redspiderman: Alright, let's go! (Peter throws 7 active M-80 fireworks at Owen, hurting Owen every time. Owen does a sharp whistle and a donkey runs over Homer. Homer gets back up and throws Peter at Owen)
Peter: Ow! Watch it!
Homer: Sorry! (Pulls out a cannon and shoots a cannonball at Owen, but misses and accidentally blows Ezekiel from Total Drama Island into ashes)
LordryuTJ: That's gonna leave a mark! Or about a thousand marks! (Laughs) Sorry, Ezekiel! Didn't see that coming, didn't ya?!
Homer: Oops! Oh, the hell with this! You're going down!
Peter: You said it!
Owen: Uh-oh! This is not good! (Homer throws the whole cannon right to the quivering Owen, but it misses and crushes Noah, Cody and Eva from all from Total Drama Island to death)
LordryuTJ: (Surprised) Wow! And I just didn't see that coming! What's with all the death?! (Owen jumps into the air and claps his hands so loud that the clap is causing an earthquake) Uh, what the hell's happening? (A spiked rock comes up from under Homer, impales him through the chest and kills him instantaneously)
Peter: What the hell?!
LordryuTJ: Unbelievable! Homer Simpson was just killed by a spiky rock summoned by a earthquake caused by Owen! How could that be able to happen?! (Owen lands safely on the ground, sighs and farts, but Peter jumps off the ring and walks off laughing annoyingly. A giant robot that looks like Peter bursts into the ring, breaking the wall and killing part of the audience, and Peter is piloting it)
Peter: How do ya like me now?
Owen: How did he get the money for parts to build that?!
LordryuTJ: And Peter had just got himself a giant robot to crush Owen to dust! I just hope we get a lot of ratings for this! (The Peter-Bot starts firing lasers from its eyes. Owen throws a folded-up bright red lawn chair at the Peter-Bot, but it crushes the chair and fires another laser. Owen dodges the laser, lights a fire on a lighter and does a flame fart, burning an ear off the Peter-Bot)
Peter: Whoa! How did you learn how to do that?
Owen: Eh, I know a guy. You.
Peter: Oh, that is it! (Owen fires a fire bow and lights the Peter-Bot on fire, but Peter climbs out in the last second before the Peter-Bot blows up. Peter starts throwing punches at Owen, but Owen blocks every punch and does a single kick to Peter's nuts. Peter comes down to his knees and holds his groin in pain) Ow! Ow—(Starts laughing) Gotcha!
Owen: Okay, what's going on?
Peter: I'm wearing a ton of jock straps! (Owen gets pissed, and then brings a steamroller down on Peter, but Peter deflects it and the steamroller lands on Owen. Owen's blood spills out from under the steamroller)
LordryuTJ: Oh! It's over! It is all over!! Peter Griffin and Homer Simpson have just won the first two against one battle!!!!
Redspiderman: (Runs up to Peter) And the winners are… Peter Griffin and Homer J. Simpson!!!
LordryuTJ: And yet another battle ends epicly!!! Well, glad that's over, because see ya next time!
(Then it cuts to a very short montage of clips of later and previous fights in VG-Anime-Cartoon Battles while LordryuTJ, which is me, talks off the screen)
LordryuTJ: You can see and read more VG-Anime-Cartoon Battles fights at Fanfiction dot net, where you can read over a million stories and even make your very own stories if you have a ordinary account there! Unleash your totally epic inner imagination here!!! Plus, you can review on my story!
(End chapter 10)