"Now it really is raining. Dang it." I muttered to myself.
"Max! We just got a new game to play!" Nudge shouted as she ran in.
"Really? What?"
"It's a game Gazzy got off that one show, with Drew Carrey and such. Where he does nothing but sit behind a desk while all these people improvise with games and sketches and--"
"Yes, Nudge, I know the show."
"Well, we're gonna play scenes from a hat. You want to play?"
"Sure, nothing better to do anyway." She dragged me out of the room and into the living room where everyone else was putting little pieces of paper into a hat.
"Okay, you have to make up as many things as you can from these scenes. You've all seen the show, haven't you?" Gazzy asked. We all nodded. "Max, you have to write down a scene to put in the hat, too." He handed me a pencil and a piece of paper and I wrote down something off the top of my head. Well, not literally, but, never mind.
"Okay, I'll pick first." Gazzy picked up a piece of paper out of the hat. "What the flock members would tell their therapists."
"Who came up with that?" I asked. Nudge raised her hand.
"I got the idea from the show." She explained.
"Oh, well, I got one." I stepped up in front of everyone. "I don't know why they keep calling me so emo…I only cut myself once or twice a day." Nudge and Iggy burst out laughing, as did I. Fang glared at me as I took my place back beside him. Fang stepped up.
"I don't think it's really that odd to have a voice in your head…" he said, then came back and stood beside me.
"It's not that odd, there are plenty of people with voices." I said smugly.
"Have you noticed they're all in asylums?"
"Shut up." Iggy stepped up next.
"I don't why I'm so stubborn that I can't admit how much I want Fang." he said in a girly voice. I grabbed Fang's arm and jerked him towards me.
"I already have, that doesn't work anymore." I said. I walked up to hat and pulled out a piece of paper.
"Things you don't want to see old people doing." I read off. Fang walked up to me and pulled me into a very passionate kiss.
"We don't want to see you two doing that either." Gazzy muttered. We broke apart and went back to our places in the semi circular thing-a-majig we were standing in.
"Yeah, now imagine Jeb and Anne doing that." I said. He started gagging and shook his head.
"Even worse, even worse!"
"Exactly."
Iggy walked up, acting as an old person, and acted like he was putting a microphone-headphone headset thing on and, in an old person voice, said, "911. What?" Then he started to tilt over like he was about to fall asleep and shot back up. "Huh?" We all started laughing. Iggy expertly found the hat, even though he's blind, and pulled out a slip of paper. "Wait, I didn't think this through. Can someone read this for me?" I walked over to him.
"Unusual acts performed on talent night at a convent." Fang walked up.
"I'm a penguin, I'm a black and white movie. I'm a zebra." He said, then took his place back. Iggy was next up.
"Sister Kathleen may I see that water?" He pretended to take water from someone and waved his hand over it. "Ripples."
"Kids, lunch is ready." Mom called from the kitchen.
"When did she get home?" Nudge asked.
"Alakal loo la di doo." I said.
"Mahaka luka lee." Fang replied.
"Lugsail Jordon knife known nose folio." I countered.
"Oh yeah, well, jinks jot had cannons!"
"He did?! I thought known kinwomen idols dwell."
"What are you two talking about?" Iggy asked.
"I have no idea." I said.
"Me either." Fang laughed.
"Ah, the confusing-ness of two teenage love birds." Iggy said, putting his arms around us.
"Fluke neatest lee." I said.
"Could you stop that?" Ig asked.
"Oh, that time I actually insulted you." I said.
"She said, 'get off me or I'll have my boyfriend pummel you to a pulp'…and then something about Lee Cruise." Fang translated.
"What language was that?" Nudge asked.
"Maximese." I said confidently.
"Kids, Chinese!" Mom called.
"No, Japanese!" I shouted back and ran into the kitchen.
"Toothpaste!" Ella exclaimed. "I thought it was Mickey D's…"
Again, originally in RDG, now it's not. ONESHOT! Yay! Oh, and for maximese I just typed jibberish and then used spell check.