A/N Oh yah I totally own the books because Anthony Horowitz is a teenage girl who is avoiding Bio homework. I just noticed that my smiley faces don't work : ( so I am testing to see if a frown works CGIB Enjoy early/ late chapter

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Pretend Relatives

Chapter 5

Alex rolled over tired and glared at the glowing numbers on his alarm clock they smacked him in the face pronouncing that it was two in the morning. What in the world had woken him up at this ungodly hour? Then he heard it, click, click, click.

Slowly Alex rolled out of bed and slipped into the hallway the moon sent bits of light onto the floor in between the clouds. The clicking got louder as he made his way down the hallway a blue glow shined brightly under the door crack. Alex gripped the doorknob tightly and opened the door silently.

Through the small crack he saw a figure sitting in front of a laptop which stood on the desk. Alex slipped into the room and stood over Janelle's shoulder. Years of spy training came in handy from time to time. She was logged on IM he read the chat she was having.

daydreamer2216: so let me get this straight u r staying with ur british aunt who is the caretaker of a hot guy our age and this is a bad thing HOW??!!??

JaniztheROXOR333: when did i say he was hot?? i dont remember ever saying that

daydreamer2216: well come on he is british they r all cute over there have u seen the movies!! i mean come on and the accents make up for anything that they r missing *sigh*

JaniztheROXOR333: ok it is so not like that so just stop eww my gosh abs we r just friends that is all i mean he kidnapped me and tied me to a chair

daydreamer2216: whoa whoa whoa he tied u to a chair what did the drug store run out of fuzzy handcuffs or something?

JaniztheROXOR333: again ew no it wasnt like that girl did u just finish making out with ur bf or something because u totally have dirt on ur brain

daydreamer2216: well……. actually…….

JaniztheROXOR333: ABBY!!! i do not need to hear about u and brandon's love life thx but it hurts the painfully single person

daydreamer2216: yah i kno how it is sry well i gtg now luv have fun in england kiss a hot guy for me l8r

JaniztheROXOR333: yah luv you too l8r hoe

daydreamer2216: yah from the girl shackin up with a british boy

JaniztheROXOR333: HEY IT IS SO NOT LIKE THAT YOU!!!!

Daydreamer2216 has signed out

JaniztheROXOR333: bitch

Janelle than signed out and leaned back in her chair which made it so that Alex's head appeared in her line of vision. She jumped out of her seat and squeaked.

"How long have you been there!?!?" Alex chucked and led Janelle back to her bed his hand made a warm spot on the small of her back, which she missed when she sat on her bed.

"I was here long enough and tell Abby that I said hi. Now you need to go to bed because I am tired and if you don't stop making so much noise I will kidnap you again and I will use my fuzzy cuffs." Alex winked at Janelle's fish like face her eyes the size of dinner plates.

"Good night Janelle." Alex paused at the door. Smiling at her with a bit of evil added to it.

"Good night Alex um do you really have…...." Alex was gone before she could finish. Janelle listened and heard his bed creak as he rolled on to it and a few minutes later she could hear a soft snore escaping from his room. A smile grew over her face soon followed by a blush which she hid in her pillow. The soft snores soon lulled her to sleep.

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I got an awesome result from the question on the last story. (I guess capitals and exclamation points really help with getting people's attention) The truth is I never planned on including many characters in the story it was mainly going to be Alex Jack and Janelle but as the story continued more faces popped up but not everyone will be making an appearance. I also have to say I was surprised at the amount of people who want them to date. My plan is to see if that changes as the story continues. SO SEND IN YOUR OPPINION AT THE END OF EACH CHAPTER!! And if you do and enough people like it they might go on a date. What kind of date it is is determined by me sorry.

Added Question!! Should a REAL relative of Janelle's be a piece of Alex's Past?????