A/N. So very few reviews...big sigh...never mind, here is chapter two anyway. Xx

Emmett's pov

I managed to get Edward to wear some super hero get up, he was wearing, tights from Esmee and Carlisle's Y fronts, I couldn't find another cloak, so I made him wear a tight tank top of Alice's and tie a tie around his head like Rambo.

He looked great.

He didn't think so, but this whole showing him my butt bribe really worked, I must remember that for the future.

I made him come down stairs to show everyone how great we looked; Alice was ready with the camera.

By the look on Edwards face I didn't have to be a mind reader to know he wanted to kill me right now.

"Bella will just love this Edward!" said Alice smiling hugely.

Before he could even respond she had flew out the room, with the camera safely tucked in her bra, so that Edward wouldn't try to get it even if he did try to catch her. He didn't follow though because I had him safely by the hair, and started to drag him backwards out the door.

"Come on little bro we got some damsels to save," I said chuckling away to myself at the thought of the fun we were going to have.

"I won't forgive any of you for this." Was Edwards's parting shot as we left Jasper, Alice and Rose laughing hysterically and taking photos.

"Right Boy Mental use your super power to find some damsels in distress." I said.

Edward just stared at me sulking, come on Edward no one can see you now and I'm not going to tell anyone that you enjoyed it please join in. I pleaded silently. A small smile started to play around Edwards lips which slowly turned into a full blown grin.

"Found one," he said.

"Thata boy" I said and smacked him on the back, then followed him full tilt into the woods as he shot off to our first rescue.

We came to a stop on the outside of forks, were there was a little girl of about 5 crying. I stepped out from the trees and offered my super hero services.

"I'm Captain Sparklesalot how can I be of service?" I said using my deep super hero voice again.

The little girl stopped crying and stared at me wide eyed.

"You're a super hero?" she asked.

"Yep" I said and smiled my widest grin, which in hindsight probably wasn't the best idea given my razor sharp teeth, hardly reassuring when your 5.

She took a step back and started to cry again.

Edward help I made her cry. I could hear him laughing, still in the forest.

"Don't cry little girl," I said stretching my big hand out to stroke her hair, again not a great idea. The little girl screamed and ran back to her yard.

I heard her tell her mom, about the big giant man that was dressed funny, and tried to touch her.

At that point, I took off running back into the forest.

Edward followed laughing his socks off.

You little twerp, you could of told me what was wrong then I wouldn't of scared the poor kid half to death. I complained.

After about ten minutes when Edward had finally finished laughing he said, "Her cat was stuck up the tree." Then he rolled into himself and began laughing again.

Some sidekick you are, I thought and headed back to the girls place, checking no one was around, I found the cat, but it took one look at me, and scooted further up the tree. I hadn't really thought through the whole predator and prey issue here.

So I did the only thing I could think of.

I ripped the tree out of the ground and lay it cat end first in the little girl's yard then took off running again.

I made my way back to Edward feeling pretty pleased with myself. He came into view when we heard a faint cry of "help", coming from in the forest. We took off running in the direction of the sound.

We came to a clearing and could see a blonde girl tied to a tree, running over I came to a halt, when the girl lifted her head.

"Rose?" I said looking at rose.

"Oh who will save me?" she cried in a sweet little voice.

I felt a massive smile spread across my face.

"Never fear Captain Sparklesalot is here!" I cried and tore her free of the ropes and swept her into a kiss.

I officially had the best wife in the world.

At that point Edward started back for the house, very, very quickly.

I'm not sure he got away fast enough though, before I started singing in my head. Freaky time oh yeh.

Sometimes I really did feel sorry for my brother.

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