A/N and onwards to chapter three, this is for you, jasper-rox-my-polka-dot-sox, you will know why xx
Edwards's pov
Freaky time oh yeh, I love freaky time! Emmett's thoughts followed me all the way back to the house. The things I let my brother force me into!
I slowed down as I approached the front step, not looking forward to the abuse that I was bound to get or the photos that Alice had no doubt already printed out. I could see Alice heading towards me, and I braced myself ready for whatever teasing I would receive. They didn't disappoint me. Alice and Jasper had dressed up too! They were running around the house chasing each other.
Alice was dressed in a black PVC cat suit and had a mask on. An actual mask, the things that girl kept in her closet baffled me and if I'm honest worried me a little too.
Jasper was wearing ripped shorts and nothing else and had somehow managed to paint himself green!
"Hi Eddykins." Said Alice and waved as she dashed passed followed closely by Jasper who was holding a large piece of brie.
The brie was one of Bella's favourite cheeses; we kept it here for her because one of her favourite snacks was brie and bananas on crackers. I loved the girl, but cheese urrghh, just the smell made me shudder, Alice shared my opinion and I assumed that was why Jasper was chasing her with it,
"Help me Edward." Screamed Alice hysterically as she now dashed passed me in the other direction.
No help me corner her, came Jaspers wicked thoughts.
"I'm not helping either of you." I replied not wanting to get in the middle of this particular lovers tiff. Not when it smelled so bad.
Neither of them were having that, their thoughts betrayed them a moment before they made their move.
Jasper sprang the brie aimed for my nose, but I had seen his leap in his thoughts and quickly took off running... straight into the arms of Alice, who had scanned the future for the direction I would take.
"Don't you dare." I growled while struggling against Alice's grip, Jasper ignored me and advanced with exaggerated slowness.
The brie was two inches away from my face and I swear if I had had been human I would have been sick by now from the god damn awful smell.
Just then Relief swept over me, as Captain Sparklesalot burst through the door.
"Save me" I yelled at Emmett while aiming a kick at the brie.
"Never fear captain Sparklesalot is here" said Emmett as he dived at Jasper.
Emmett never usually caught Jasper off guard, but right now he was otherwise occupied trying to dodge my flailing feet and rub brie in my face at the same time.
Emmett crashed into Jasper with the force of a dumper truck, landing on the sofa, which broke in two with an almighty crack.
The brie flew into the air, Alice and I ran in different directions, neither one of wanting to be the ones that the brie landed on, we both could of caught it if we had wanted but, why touch the stuff?
I headed straight for Jasper and Emmett, two against one, was hardly fair but Jasper totally deserved it. I jumped on his back and tried to hold him in some sort of headlock while, Emmett tried to land punches in his gut.
Alice seeing her love, ganged up on, jumped into the affray, and had picked up the brie which she was rubbing all over everyone, but mostly me!
We took out the TV and the coffee table, but barely noticed. The walls suffered too and I heard the shattering of glass, as Rose who had just arrived, decided to join in by throwing things at us from a distance. There is no way I'm getting into that and getting cheese in my hair. Rose thought.
So I scooped some of the disgusting stuff off me, and flung it at Rose. It hit her directly in the face; with an almighty scream she launched herself at me.
We were all laughing by this point and then Jasper totally cheated by filling the room with emotions of love and peace so strong that I slid off his back into a heap and Emmett's jabs had turned into hugs. Both the girls flung themselves down on the broken sofa. Giggling
As I laying there in a heap staring at the ceiling we all heard two sets of familiar footsteps entering the house.
Oh dear lord, what has happened to my children? Came Esmee's panicked thoughts as she took in the scene of destruction that used to be her perfectly designed living room.
We all stood up a little sheepishly trying not to look Carlisle and Esmee in the eye.
That's when I remembered what we were wearing.
A look of sheer disbelief crossed Carlisle's face, as they took in our super hero attire.
Fighting a smile Carlisle looked at Esmee, and took her hand leading her back outside.
"You know," We heard him say, "This time I just really don't want to know!"
A/N So there is chapter three I hope you liked it, if it made you laugh or smile, make me smile and post a review, remember it only takes a minute...
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A/N Take two. Help. I need ideas for next chapter, if you have any, (the more ridiculous the better) let me know, and I will happily dedicate the next chapter too you. Thanks.
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Lots of love Becky xxxx