A/N Thanks c1624 who gave me the idea for this chapter and the next one too. These two are for you. Thanks to everyone who has added this to their favourites and alerts, you all make me smile like a crazy person.

"You have fifteen minutes to clean this up." Carlisle shouted over his shoulder as he calmly lead Esmee back out of the door.

"Emmett you complete dumb ass, see the trouble you have gotten us into now!" Said Alice glaring at me, her eyes blazing with fury.

"Me?" I asked, opening my eyes as wide as they would go, "all I did was try and save Edward, you two were the ones trying to cover him in stinky cheese."

"And they succeeded," Edward said with disgust clear in his voice, as he scooped cheese out of his hair, and from down his shirt, and even in his pants, Alice really had done one hell of a job with the stuff.

"Anyway we are not in any trouble, Carlisle just told us to clear it up that was all." I said sticking out my tongue. I knew I was being childish, but I couldn't understand why I was getting all the blame when I hadn't even started the stupid fight.

All the time we argued, we were all tidying the mess, we had the place looking reasonable within 72 seconds, but surveying the room it had to be agreed that the sofa, coffee table and most of Esmee's vases would have to be replaced. We all looked at the wall next to the dining room doorway.

"I guess we couldn't turn it in to double doors?" I suggested helpfully, Looking at the perfect imprint of Jasper's back indented into the wall, cracks ranged out of it like spiders legs.

"This is going to cost us." Said Edward looking horrified.

"Well that's not a problem, it's not like we haven't got enough money is It." said Rose with contempt.

"Not like that" said Alice also looking horrified, "Carlisle has a plan, we really are in trouble."

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Exactly 13 minutes later we were all sitting round the dining room table, staring at our hands like naughty children as we were lectured by Carlisle about our immature attitudes and lack of respect for our surroundings. I really honestly did try and listen, but Rose was sitting next to me with wet hair from the very quick shower she had taken, she looked amazing and smelled wonderful, and well just couldn't help being distracted.

Freaky time oh yehh, ohh don't you just looove it. I started to sing to myself.

"Emmett?" Carlisle's stern voice snapped me out of my daydream; Edward was shooting daggers at me. I mouthed sorry at him knowing he was in no mood to be subjected to my fantasies.

"Emmett!" Carlisle snapped my attention back to him. "Do you agree with this punishment or not?"

What had I missed? Why was Carlisle asking me? Had he asked everyone else? Damn it why did I have the mental capacity of a goldfish? I saw Edward smile briefly at that thought. He was probably asking himself the same question.

Okay so I had a fifty fifty chance of getting this right.

"Err Yes?" I said making it sound like a question.

"Right it's settled then. You can all go into Port Angles tomorrow and get yourselves jobs. It will do you good to earn your money through hard graft and then maybe you will have a little respect for the things you replace with it!" Was Carlisle's parting shot as he left the table letting his hard cold stare fall on us all once more, making sure we all understood that he was deadly serious.

Jobs? What the... I looked at my family and grinned suddenly at their faces which ranged from despair to utter outrage.

"Come on guys don't look so down about it, this could be fun." I said. I felt four hard slaps across the back of my head, as one by one they stormed passed me at vampire speed.

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The next evening we all stood in front of Burger king, the only place, Alice had assured us, that we would all get jobs in. We had decided if we were going to do this we had better stick together. Although I'm pretty sure that Alice was regretting that decision now, as she glanced longingly at the little dress shop opposite.

"Come on guy's" I said holding the door open for them, "You never know this might be f..." But before I could finish the sentence I felt four quick smacks around the side of my head this time as they filtered past me, into the restaurant, looking like they were heading for the gallows.

A/N So I thought I would try some reverse psychology... Don't review... Don't do it....You know you don't want too.... Love from Beckyxxx