A/N- BEST AND WORST DAY EVER.

Okay, so school is delayed, which is cool, but my school was up to its windows in snow, and windchill is -37 and the news said NOT to go outside. People get frostbite from standing outside for two minutes, no joke. So, yea, it kinda sucks here in the Chicago area.

Disclaimer: I AM NOT STEPHANIE MEYER! But I am pretty cold. SHEEZ, I wish I lived in Pheonix…

Ooo, shout outs at the bottom.

Chapter 6

Surprises PART 2

JPOV

Twig and I pulled into the HUGE driveway that already supported a Jeep Wrangler and a Yellow Porsche. Nice.

We stepped into the beautiful residence. They had a cool color scheme, with whites and ivories and light blues. When I walked in, I saw Nessie on a cream loveseat leaning into her bronze-haired brother, who's name I found out is Edward. She looked like she was sleeping, because he was rubbing small circles on her back.

Then he looked at me, and I was afraid.

He looked me up and down, then gave me a sly smile and gestured toward the couch, that was light blue, and harmonized the room.

I sat like I was sitting in an electric chair, and put my butt down real easy. I didn't know what I should expect.

"So," he started.

"So…?"

"I'm sorry I was shooting death glares at you the other day. I'm just protective of her. Ya know, brotherly love."

"Thanks, Edward." as I said it, his name seemed to roll of my tongue like I have known the guy all my life.

Edward was making weird faces, like he was watching a bad T.V. program. "Man, you okay…?" I managed. He looked up at me, then down at Nessie. "If I ask you a question, will you answer me truthfully?" he asked warily, his topaz eyes burning into my face.

"Sure…" I said carefully. My light blue orbs scorched into his, showing that I was sincere.

"Do you like Nessie more then a friend?" he said. I felt like throwing up. Of COURSE I like her more then a friend. She's smart, witty, funny, and gorgeous. Who wouldn't? I feel like there is a long line of guys behind me, waiting for me to make a big enough mistake.

"Aw, come on, dude," Edward said. "It's not like I'm her dad or anything. I'm her brother. I'm just merely curious. She's just my little sister. I feel very protective, as I've said before."

I was still not breathing.

"Can I take that as a yes?"

I shook my head yes.

"Well, looks like I'm not your only problem," he mumbled as he watched the window.

Suddenly, a HUGE guy came down the stairs, with dark, russet skin, and long, jet black hair about down mid-neck. His dark eyes drilled into my body, and for the first time, I knew what pure fear was.

"This is the guy Nessie was mumbling about?" he said, making it sound like a very bad insult. His voice was rough and husky. He looked like an overgrown 19 year old.

"Yes." Edward said. Then the big guy turned to me. "I'm Jake. I'm Nessie's big sister, Bella's, best friend. I'm also a big fan of Nessie's." he said, as he eyed me. "You better take care of her."

"Oh-" I started. "Were not together."

"Yet."

Twig then walked in with a small, spiky haired girl. "Let's get this par-tay STARTED!!" she screamed.

"Did someone spike her drink?"

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We all gathered in a tight circle, just me, Twig, Alice, (who is the biggest spaz on the face of the planet) Edward, Bella (who is the nicest person ever) Emmett, (who LOVES Twig) Rosalie, Jasper, and Renesmee (who is Twig's best friend. How they know each other so well already, I don't know. I guess it's a girl thing.)

"ALRIGHT!" Alice wailed. "Now were gonna quit with the truth or dare, and start 7 minutes of heaven!"

"But you all are brother and sister." I noted. This didn't sound like it was going to end well, and my stomach twisted violently a thousand different ways.

"Didn't you know?" she asked me. "Were all together. I'm with Jasper, Rose is with Emmett, and Edward is with Bella. That just leaves poor Nessie-Bessie. The poor girl is probably sexually repressed-"

"SHUT UP ALICE!" Nessie screamed at the top of her lungs. Wow. This is embarrassing.

"Well, don't feel so alone, Ness." I said, and I cursed myself as soon as it came out. Why do I feel like sharing my innermost secrets with these people?

There were stares, and a giggle from Nessie and Bella, and Jake shaking his head in approval. "Nice," he said. "Old fashioned."

"But were gonna play this my way." Alice corrected. "We have to dare someone to do something, then, if they chicken out, they gotta go in the closet with someone. We decide this by playing spin the bottle." she said, holding up a root beer bottle. "Oh, I WANNA GO FIRST!!" Twig screamed. Alice nodded in approval. "Okay, I dare you too…TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT!"

"NO!" Twig screeched.

"Okay, then…chicken. Spin the bottle."

Twig was fearless as she spun the little inoffensive bottle that looked like a monster in my eyes. It teetered on Edward…going…going…landed on Emmett. Everyone gasped as Emmett's eyes went wide with fear.

"Kay, Em," Alice said. "Go in the closet."

The both grumbled as they got up and locked themselves in the hallway closet. I don't get how Emmett fit himself in there…

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TPOV (Twig)

"Wanna play a prank on them, Em?" I whispered. Emmett's eyes lit up and his head nodded in the darkness.

"OH EMMETT." I moaned. I slammed my back up ageist the wall violently for effect. Emmett was trying hard not to laugh. I started making odd noises that I've only heard people in movie's making when they did…erm…this. Emmett was moaning and saying my real name. I had to bite my hand to resist laughing. I heard the 7 minute timer go off, but the funny part is, we didn't stop. "Mess up your hair for effect." he whispered. I ran my hands through my hair and he did the same with his. He also took off his shirt and gave it to me, saying, "Take off your shirt and put on mine. Don't worry, I'm not looking."

I did what he told me and discovered his shirt smelled amazing. I inhaled the honey-and-lilac scent and scrambled to my feet.

I opened the door to 5 very pale faces, and 2 laughing ones. Edward and Alice must of heard of this joke before.

Emmett and I pretended to smooth out our hair, and I pretended to look at him in alarm. "Oh, crap, Emmy." I said seductively. Emmett laughed at his gay pet name, which from the outside, looked like he was enjoying his name. "I forgot to take off your shirt. Can you hand me mine so I could change in the bathroom?"

Emmett picked the right day to wear a white shirt, and I picked the right day to wear a bright, leopard spotted bra. This is hilarious.

"Sure, Twigalicious." Emmett said picking up my chin. I had to bite my tongue down hard to stop my laughing. (I'm sorry, real Twig! HAHA this is hilarious) He leaned in to kiss me, and I turned away and headed toward the bathroom. "You're such a tease!" he screamed after me. I made sure to make my hips sway while I walked to the bathroom.

I quickly changed to anticipate there reactions.

When I went in the room, Rose looked like she was about to explode, while Emmett looked totally relaxed, but I could tell he was about to lose it laughing. Edward wasn't done laughing, while Bella was giving him crazy looks, touching his arm occasionally. The same with Alice and Jasper. Nessie just looked like she hadn't gone out of her shock yet, and rocked back and forth anxiously, her eyes wide, her knees tucked under her chin. Jason was lagit delusional, laughing a little bit with his blue orbs wide, stuttering. Jake ran to the bathroom, probably to throw up.

Emmett and I then burst into laughter and fell on the floor.

"It…was…a…joke!" I managed. Then everyone else kind of looked at each other, and started laugh hysterically too.

"Wee…..actually…BELIEVED…YOU." Rose coughed out.

We then heard a door open and close, and a blonde girl with a brown haired guy on her arm.

"What did we miss…JASON?"

OHHHH!!!!!

CLIFFY!

SHOUTOUTS!

To Twig: For hopefully forgiving me for that Emmett scare. YOU ROCK!

KEEP WRITING!

~Lily

To Ayden: For again hopefully forgiving me about making her look like a horny slut. Haha, no hard feelings. I loved 'Yours to Hold'. It made me feel really warm and fuzzy inside.

Once again, YOU ROCK!

KEEP WRITING!

~Lily

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