(A/N: This chapter made me laugh when I read it. I don't even remember writing it, but it's been how many years? Whatever.)

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Chapter 10: The Burger Brigade

Cinnamon Snail roared and went after the Burger Brigade, moving a lot faster than an actual snail, leaving behind a trail of icing. But the Burger Foodons were a lot faster. They jumped up towards Cinnamon Snail's head, each delivering a powerful kick to his head, landing on either side of him.

"Burger Brigade, let 'em have it!" Ground Chuck cried.

From there they began beating the large Foodon's sides with their fists. Cinnamon Snail grunted and retreated inside his shell, then began rolling. The six Burger Foodons jumped away and regrouped.

"All right everyone," Ground Chuck cried, "hit 'em with everything you've got!"

They all jumped up and slammed into Cinnamon Snail at the same time. Cinnamon Snail fell over onto his side, unable to continue rolling around, or to move at all unless he came out of his cinnamon roll shell.

As Cinnamon Snail crept out, Ground Chuck gave his fellow Foodons orders. "Jamburger, Veggie-Myte, go for his eyes."

The blue and green burgers jumped up, each delivering a blow to one of Cinnamon Snail's eyes. The large Foodon groaned and his eyes seemed to suck into his head like all snail's did when they felt threatened.

Opening his mouth, Cinnamon Snail began to spit his sticky icing at the two Foodons in front of him. But the other four Burger Foodons slammed into his bottom jaw, forcing his mouth closed. Cinnamon Snail's cheeks widened as they filled with icing before it shot out of his nostrils.

"Alright, everyone," cried Ground Chuck, now lets get him with our squeaky hammer attack!"

Each Burger Foodon produced a squeaky hammer and charged at Cinnamon Snail. Each hammer came down one after the other, striking the same place, right between Cinnamon Snail's eyes, leaving him in a dazed state. A large bump appeared on his head as his eyes rolled around.

"Time to finish off this oversized snack!" Ground Chuck declared. "Prepare for the Burger Bash!"

"Burger Bash, right!" the others cried.

Well-Done stood up straight and held his hammer out in front of him. "BurBlack!" he cried, and began glowing with a black aura.

Medium-Rare jumped up on his shoulders and held her hammer out, mimicking Well-Done's stance. "BurPink!" She began glowing with a pink aura.

The process repeated with each of them. One after the other, they leapt onto each other's shoulders, forming a tower.

"BurYellow!"

"BurGreen!"

"BurBlue!"

"BurRed!"

When they were all on each other's shoulders, glowing with an aura of their own color, Well-Done prepared the attack.

"BURGER BRIGADE!!!" they cried, and Well-Done jumped, bring each Burger Foodon with him. "BURGER BASH ATTACK!!!"

As they came down, Ground Chuck brought his hammer down on Jamburger's. His aura transferred to Jamburger, who then repeated the process, bringing his hammer down on Veggie-Myte's, transferring both auras to him. This was repeated until Medium-Rare transferred the auras to Well-Done, and he glowed with auras of red, blue, green, yellow, pink, and black.

Then he brought his hammer down on Cinnamon Snail. There was an explosion of power and Cinnamon Snail was destroyed. The six burgers landed, hopping off each other's shoulders and striking a pose.

"BURGER BRIGADE!!!"

Rose Marinade growled. "Curse you. You'll pay for this."

"Nonsense," cried Ground Chuck, "evil will never defeat the-"

"BURGER BRIGADE!!!"

A wicked grin crept up Rose Marinade's face. "So you say. But I have a secret weapon. And I have Chase to thank for it."

Chase blinked. "What? Me?"

The Glutton nodded. "Yes, you. I know it was your Dishwizard powers that allowed you to create Fruit Turtle. Well my widdle Donnie Cookie wookie is a Dishwizard too-"

Pie Tin gave her a blank look. "Did she just refer to Don Cook as her widdle Donnie Cookie wookie?"

Rose Marinade ignored him. "And he created a Foodon for me to rival your Fruit Turtle." She held up a Five Star Meal Ticket. "So say hello to the Five Star Foodon made by my beloved baby boy. Now serving Vegetortoise!"

And the powerful Five Star Foodon appeared. Rather than being a turtle, it was a tortoise, and it was even bigger than Fruit Turtle. And unlike Fruit Turtle, whose shell had been made and layered with fruit, his was made of and layered with vegetables. Instead of a palm tree growing out of its shell, a piece of broccoli grew in its place, surrounded by potatoes, cabbages, carrots, corn, tomatoes, mushrooms, and other vegetables.

Rose Marinade laughed. "As you can see, there's clearly no stopping me. And let me let you in on a little secret, this Foodon is more powerful than the average Five Star Foodon, because two of the vegetables that he was created from included a diamond mushroom and a purple pepper. You do remember those items, don't you?"

"Well, that's not good." Chase muttered.

"Vegetortoise!" the Foodon cried in an extremely deep voice.

Albert gulped. "Uh, oh. I think we're in trouble."

"Nonsense." Well-Done declared. "We can handle this."

Rose Marinade smirked. "Oh, can you?"

"You bet we can!" Ground Chuck exclaimed. "We'll never back down, Rose Marinade. Feel the power of the-"

"BURGER BRIGADE!!!"

"Vegetortoise!"

The Vegetable Foodon fired bright red rays of energy from his mouth. The Burger Brigade jumped away as the rays hit, causing an explosion.

"This guy's tough." Said Ground Chuck. "We have no choice but to merge together and become a Deluxe Foodon." He pulled out a Platinum Meal Ticket that would allow them to join together. "Are you ready?"

"Ready! Burger Brigade, go!"

"Ground Chuck!"

"Jamburger!"

Veggie-Myte!"

"Cheeseburger!"

"Medium-Rare!"

"Well-Done!"

The Platinum Meal Ticket began glowing and the Burger Brigade was engulfed by light. When the light cleared, a giant 25-foot Foodon stood where the Burger Brigade once did. Like each member of the Burger Brigade had their own color, this one did too. It was white, wearing a gold cape, and a sheathed sword attached to his waist. But unlike the other members of the Burger Brigade, this Foodon seemed to be a robot type.

"MegaBurgerZord!" the Foodon cried, punching the sky.

Rose Marinade's eyes widened. This had certainly been unexpected. Suddenly she wasn't feeling so confident. Five Star Foodons were the strongest of all Foodons, but when six or more ordinary Foodons fused together to create a Deluxe Foodon, a creature even more powerful than a Five Star Foodon appeared.

Turning to her Foodon, she declared in an angry voice. "Vegetortoise, you better not lose!"

"Vegetortoise!"

The large Foodon took to the air. It retracted into its shell and began spinning around before flying at MegaBurgerZord. The Burger Foodon caught him, but Vegetortoise continued spinning around in his arms, sending sparks flying from MegaBurgerZord's body.

Eyes narrowing, MegaBurgerZord squeezed Vegetortoise harder, and the Foodon stopped spinning. Unfortunately, he ended up facing MegaBurgerZord. He opened his mouth and unleashed his energy rays, hitting MegaBurgerZord right in the face.

MegaBurgerZord went flying backwards. Vegetortoise flew at him, ready to attack. MegaBurgerZord sat up and shot lasers out of his eyes. Vegetortoise went spinning out of control when he was hit, giving MegaBurgerZord enough time to jump to his feet.

"Activate jets!" he cried.

Flames shot out of the bottom of his feet, launching him in the air like rockets. When he was level with Vegetortoise, he hovered in the air and the two glared at each other.

"What are you waiting for?" Rose Marinade shouted. "Attack him!"

"Vegetortoise!"

The vegetables on his shell began glowing and he launched them at MegaburgerZord. The Burger Foodon dodged the vegetable attack, and they exploded like fireworks.

"Try this on for size!" MegaBurgerZord cried.

He held up his arms and they launched off his body like missiles. Vegetortoise went inside his shell, protecting himself from MegaBurgerZord's flying fists. When he poked his head out again, MegaBurgerZord was flying right at him.

"Take this!"

His foot collided with Vegetortoise's peeping head. The giant Foodon went crashing to the ground, landing right next to his master.

Seething, Rose Marinade kicked the overgrown tortoise. "Hey, what kind of fighting is that? You're making a fool out of yourself and me, and you call yourself a Five Star Foodon. Now get out there and destroyed that rusted rump of roast!"

Vegetortoise rolled onto his stomach again and took flight. MegaBurgerZord held his ground, or air, as he waited for his opponent.

"So, you want some more? Well, I'm game." He unsheathed his sword; revealing the handle to be in the shape of a burger, and pointed it at Vegetortoise. "Lets go."

Vegetortoise fired some more rays of energy. MegaBurgerZord held up his sword and the energy rings bounced right off the blade.

"I'm coming for you!" the Burger Foodon cried.

He flew at Vegetortoise. The Vegetable Foodon went inside his shell and began spinning around again. The two crashed together, both knocking the other one back. MegaBurgerZord swung his sword, but it just bounced off Vegetortoise spinning shell, knocking both of them back. No matter from which angle MegaBurgerZord came from, it was always met with the same result.

"Why don't you fight back!" he demanded.

Vegetortoise took his advice and began launching the vegetables that had regrown on his back. He wasn't aiming though, and the exploding vegetables flew everywhere. Including at the Rebel Chefs.

"No!" MegaBurgerZord shouted, flying towards his friends. He got in the path of the explosive vegetable, letting it hit him in the back. Grunting in pain, he looked down at his friends. "Hey, you guys ok?"

"Yeah, we're fine." Pie Tin muttered.

"Thanks to you." Kayla added.

MegaBurgerZord nodded, turning back to Vegetortoise. "This is getting out of hand. Time to feel the power of my Burger Blade."

He waved his sword around and it began glowing with power, lightning shooting out from it in all different directions.

"Let's end this!" He cried.

His jets activated, but only enough for him to hover off the ground. He bent his knees slightly and flew straight for Vegetortoise. The Vegetable Foodon fired more energy beams, but MegaBurgerZord took the hits and kept going. He swung his sword, striking Vegetortoise as he flew by. Vegetortoise roared as his body dissolved, leaving behind only his Five Star Meal Ticket.

(A/N: Apparently, since the Burger Brigade were a spoof of the Power Rangers, I'd decided to make a spoof of MegaZord. Hey, I was into Power Rangers back then, it was a good show for my age group!)

Vegetortoise – Food: vegetables. His name is a pun on vegetables and tortoise.

MegaBurgerZord – Food: none, he's a Deluxe Foodon combination of the Burger Brigade. His name is a pun on MegaZord from Power Rangers.