Hello.
Minya's stupidty.
The Godzilla gang were sitting in Rodan's secrete underground laboratory that everybody knew about. They were watching the game, and when it cut to Commercial, Godzilla started talking about Godzooky and his thing at school.
"I'm just saying, neither of my sons are stupid enough to do make fun of a Mothra larva's rings, and both are too much of cowards to make of an adult Mothra's rings." At that moment the phone rang. Rodan got it. It was for Godzilla. The king answered it, and Un-Hun a few times. Then he hung. "Speak of the Devil. Minya just made fun a Mothra larva's large rings." Godzilla sat down, and continued to watch the game.
Minya was sitting at home, playing a game with Junior. Godzilla walked in, let them finish their match, then called Minya away. He stood him up, and stomped down on him.
"Why the Hell are you making of teenage chicks Man?"
"I just couldn't help it!" Godzilla stomped on his stomach.
"Haven't I taught you the rules of life Son?"
"No." Godzilla slapped him in the face with his tail.
"That's for not reminding me to teach them to you."
"How was I supposed to know you were to teach them to me?" Godzilla stomped on him again.
"You were supposed to be born knowing them."
"Okay Dad, this can be a very good teaching time: Why is Junior older than me, but I was born first?"
"I like him better. Plus, seeing as I'm really God, I can screw with time. Now Minya, You're going to go apologize to that young girl. Junior will go with you, and teach you a little on the way there. Hear that soin?"
"Yes sir!"
And so they went. They swum over to Mothra Island, and went into one of the caves there. It was somewhat covered with webbing, and a few Moths here and there. They ran into a Moth with a leather jacket on.
"Hey, You guys want some Seaweeed? Real cheap."
"What do I do?" Minya asked.
"What the United states government should do to drug dealers world wide." Junoir charged up his spines, and blew the drug dealer apart. They continued into the heart of the hive, where they saw dozens of groups of Mothra hippies tie dieing their wings, walked around in their birthday suits, and having weird high Orgies. Minya felt the ants of his rubber suit go tight.
Finally, they met up with the Mothra ,inya insulted.
"Hello." Minya said.
"Oh, Why, Hello." The Mothra giggled at him.
"I'd just like to say that I'm sorry for how I acted the other day, and would like to apologize."
"Ahhhh, you're so sweet. And I kind liked you're comments."
"Hun?" Him and Junior said.
"They were so cute." She reared up on her tail, and kissed Minya right on lips. When she pulled out, Minya had a bunch of sliky webbing covering his mouth. He pulled it off, looked at Junior, and "Women."
DOOMSDAY
Godzilla was attacking Japan, minding his own business, when the Amrican Godzilla jumped up and attacked him. Before Godzilla could respond, GINO had him on the ground, and was clawing into his flesh. Godzilla tried to get a thim, but GINO had taken him completely by surprise, and was digging his guts out, and eating some of them. Godzilla was losing consucness fast, he was being beaten by a loser!
After a few minutes, The real Godzilla was just a tattered pile of flesh, with GINO standing over him. With this event, Metors streaked across the sky, tearing it apart, explsions went off, the seas dried up, the mark of beast was apparent…
Minya woke up screaming, bringing his father and brother running over to him. Godzilla sat down in front of him, and asked "What's wrong?"
"I had a nightmare you killed by GINO!"
Godzilla's eyes filled with rage "What?! You're not supposed to be thinking about hat sort of thing!" Godzilla spraweled Minya across the floor with his tail. Minya got up.
"It was a dream, I wasn't consiully thinking about it!" Godzilla tail whipped him again.
"You're not in control of your dreams? Shame on you!"
"It was a nightmare! I was scared of it!" Godzilla stomped on him.
"You're supposed to be scared of anything!"
Continued next week!