Hello. Again. For the last time. (Well, 'll continue the story but You know, you should die lyuaghing.
Rodan's Pieces.
Godzilla and Anguirius were Rodan's underground laboratory watching the game, but Rodan was hard at work at his desk.
Godzilla turned to look at him and said "Hey Man, why don't you relax and come watch the game with us? What are you doing anyway?"
"I'm starting my own choclate business! I want to create the perfect chocolate candy. I think I can work hard enough to figure it out."
"Whydo you want to make your own chocolate bossiness?"
"To make money dammit! I mean you're friggin' king! You don't know what its like to be moderately rich from movie making! You what its like to be extremely rich from movie making."
"Oh. Why don't you just go back to acting?"
"Well, #1 the execs at Toho are dilweeds, and are waiting a few yearsso they can reignite intrest in the serires. #2: Since Bush came into office, the job market sucks bad. I mean, you don't wanna know what some of those Mothras hare having to do to get by."
"Alright, Alright, get back to your chocolate. Pussy."
That night, as Rodan lay restlessly in bed, the answer came to him. The answer was 42, but first he had to find the question. Then, the second answer (To his chocolate problem) came to him. He jumped up in bed and hit his head on the roof.
"Ow! Why would I put my bed right where I could hit my head?! Wait a minute, that rhymes! Ow! My head again!"
The next day, Rodan went down to MechaGodzillas's fast goof restruant. He made a deal with the manager to sell his chocolates there. After a period of several weeks, it turned out that they sold extradionarily wellSo, he ordered several more batches and Rodan delivered them a week later. Mc. Godzilla picked one up, and popped it into his mouth. "Say Rodan, what's your secrete, tell me."
"Well, Its very simple actually: I just eat a lot, and crap out little pops of what you just ate."
Coca Cola ad.
King walked into the frame and began to battle with Godzilla. Godzilla quickly stomped onto Kong, and smashed him into the dirt. Then, a hand reached over, and gave Kong a can of coke. He drank it down, and stood up real tall, and real mean. Then, He punched Godzilla a couple of times, wrestled him to the ground, picked him up by the tail, and swung him around. Kong put his hands on his hips and said "Coca cola: Its I use to beat evil monsters that are obviously better, stronger, and coller than I am. It's a way to be extreamly cheap, while buygin something extreamly expensive. For Men. And Monkeis."
That was an ad Kong had agreed to do a few years back. Ironcially, a few weeks after it aired, and showed for 40 billion more times, Godzilla went Atlanta, and stomped on the Coca cola factory, saying "This was only a warning. Do anything like this again, and its war.