Sorry I missed last week.
Gay monster Sex and the City
In new york, two sissy monsters were viciously stepping on cars. Yeah, they thought they was bad foo, they was gonna mess you up.
When GINO and Cloverfield met each on a street conorer, it was love at first sight. And after they started talking to each other, they realized they were both male. Awesome! They were both extreamly gay
After night fell, they sunk behind the school and started to make out, but they had to run away as a bunch of missiles came firing at them. And tat was when they were in a blue state! As soon as they got into Kentucky, they were messed up man! Dude…You really don't want to know what happened there.
After that they escaped from America, and made their way across the atlantic ocean, to the coast of Africa, where they both picked up AIDs (We're not sure how exactly) They, they made it to the Indian ocean, and swam from there to Japan, and from Japan to Monster Island.
There, they had sex and were walked upon by Godzilla (You already read that)
After that, Godzilla found them again, and blew them apart with a Ninja.
Godzilla's revenge (Again)
…Godzilla looked up at Kong, standing like a coward on his perch. Godzilla roared up at him, and charged through the door on the side. When he came by the pool therethe snake thing jumped out at him. Godzilla grabbed it, and started to whip Kong with it.
Kong threw up his arms to defend himself,but threw them aside, and howeled at Godzilla, who ran forward, and smashedKong up against the wall. He beat Kong's skull into the wall, but Kong punched him in the stomach. Godilla bellowed a cry of pain, and bit into Kong's shoulder, cuasgin him to howl out.
"Godzilla stop! You two don't have to fight over me!"
"Shut up object!" they both said. Then, Kong brought his fist up, and beat Godzilla's face in with it.
Godzilla's head moved, but nothing else. Then, he lit up his spines, and blew Kong's face off. Then he picked up the body, and flung it into Biollante, and shot atomic fire at them both.
Godzilla was walking away from Skull island, when he looked over his shoulder to Kong and Biollante, saying "Bye Man! See you next time!" He waved. They waved back.
MORE NEXT WEEK!