I don't own south park.
All this mess was Henriettas fault. If not for her nothing would happen and Firkle wouldn't be facing choice of ignoring only friend he has because of that damn dress. He was mad. He was ready to cut someone. And then doorbell rang. And he's sure it's Henri ready to forgive him, like she never does... When he remembers this part door is already wide open. He's ready to apologise to her... but there's no Goth girls in front of him. There's only Ike. And Firkle instantly tries to close that damn door. But Canadian manages to get trough. And now is looking at Goth with weird sparkle in his eyes.
And Ike has to admit that Firkle looks good in what he's wearing. Namely black frilly dress with black and purple ribbons and stockings and everything.
Firkle feels so stupid now. How could he forget that Goths never forgive without proper punishment. Well if there's reason behind what offended them they do, but if there's none, they don't. And he want to burn. He wants some kind of magical hole to appear under him and drag him to hell. He just wants Ike to stop looking at him like this.
"You look great." Ike says with smile that says Firkle that he's fucked. And fact that seconds later he's being carried to his own bedroom, by Ike who is two years younger than him but still taller says so too.
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When Ike is finally done and sleeping on Firkles bed, Goth is still mad at Henri. He's sure she planned it. It there other explanation for how key to his wardrobe was in Ikes possession? Possibly no. Additionally from how his... well whole body hurts, Firkle can say that cross dressing near horny eighteen year old Canadians is a bad idea. Really bad idea from one side, and good at beginning of what that it leads to. Too bad later it all just gets worse than usually.