(Skim down if you want to see the chapter and not my rant about this weeks Naruto Chapter.)

I literally made this chapter so I could rant about the last chapter of Naruto. THIS IS ALSO A CHAPTER AND NOT JUST A RANT. It was such a bad chapter but its not as bad as people is making it out to be. When I read Naruto I'm objective with this war/Juubi arc. I'm getting tired of it and I really hope Obito is dead because that means Madara is the final boss.

I've read forums that people are comparing this to fairy tail. FAIRY TAIL. Its not even fucking close. All the Ninja's are mentally linked, I don't know why but they are. The rookie nine did shit. Naruto gave them the means to break through the wall with Kakashi monologue in the background. Kishi is trying to showcase that Naruto is not a lonely kid anymore and has a lot of friends but god, he doesn't have to jam it down our fucking throats. I really didn't care about this as a lot of people are.

My main problem with the story was the Kyubi sage cloak. I was fine with the whole reenergizing them, I was neutral with the whole defensive stage 1 cloak but this. The one thing that made Naruto stand out from the other Jinchuuriki is gone. It negates everything that Naruto has worked up towards and it pisses me off.

The whole Obito thing. I didn't mind this either because it reminded me of what Itachi said. You don't realize who or what you true are or what you truly wanted till you die. It was like he came to the realization that this is how his life could of happened if he went that way. Its basically confirming he's dead which I hope he is. I don't want him to do any reviving shit. If he tries to do it, I want Madara to come in there and annihilate him. I'm so glad Madara is the final boss.

Another main problem I had was the whole sword of the Six paths shit. Why the fuck would Kishi bring in something like that and it basically mean shit? Its over hyped as shit and people would want to see what it could do. That just downgrades the fucking chapter and its horrible writing.

The only problem I really have with the chapter overall is how it was written and played out. I don't mind the Rookie nine helping, it made sense but it was such a stupid way that means nothing really since Naruto was the one who basically did everything. The whole sword thing shouldn't have happened or write it as Obito saying this sword is the sword that's going to recreate the world. All that would mean is that this is the sword I'm going to kill you with and it will pave the way to the fulfillment of the Tsuki no Mei Project.

Another thing, why the fuck was Sakura not in it? Don't get me wrong, I don't really like Sakura. Hell, I don't like how Sasuke is written nor his character. I get that she's healing people but you don't have her say she's at their level and not do shit with her. I hate Kishi for writing females this way because almost every female in the series doesn't get actual combat time.

The only time I have seen a full out good Female Character fight is Temari during the Chunin Exams, Konan vs. Madara and Sakura/Chiyo vs. Sasori. Three full on, complete fights in the whole fucking series. Tsunade is the fucking Hokage and doesn't get an actual full on fight outside of Orochimaru which was not that good since Tsunade got kicked around by Kabuto before hand which made the fight less cool. It was like why is Orochimaru getting kicked around by someone that Kabuto could kick around. I KNOW ABOUT THE WHOLE BLOOD THING BUT COME ON, REALLY.

All and all, the chapter should have been written better. Its another chapter I could care less about and I hope Madara increases the quality of the story by being main villain. He's a much more flushed out villain, actually has a reason for being bat shit crazy evil and actually has power to back him up. The only thing Obito had going for him that allowed him to go up against high tiered people was because he was hard to hit and could suck you in and seal you in the other world. Once they figured out how to counter this, he was a bitch.

Well, I said my piece, onto the chapter.

Flash God Naruto

Chapter 7

The Chunin Exam Arena was fully packed with people ready to get a good look at the finishing crop of Genin. People from all ready to see what the respective villages were like so that they could see who they would hire. Most of them were rich people or Daimyo's from allied lands. People that the villages could get out of country missions from and potential clients.

That was only around 30 percent of the people in the stands. The rest were either civilians, Konoha ninja or just ninja from other lands that were exclusive to see the exams. They were most likely just the people that failed the exams and stayed to see and get experience from watching. You could always learn a thing or two from watching other people fight.

In the middle of the arena, were all of the people that had passed on to the finals of the exam. People that were the cream of the crop Genin. These were the children that would one day lead their villages and the ones that could become potential Chunin's.

There was only one thing missing… One of the Genin Hopefuls. Currently, one person was missing and that was Dosu from the Sound. It was obvious that this was going to have an effect on who was going to fight who but they all hoped that it wouldn't change it that much.

The proctor was different to. Instead of Hayate, it was instead Genma. A Jonin of the hidden leaf and if he had any say in it, in the bracket of stronger Jonin's of Konoha. He was here for more than one reason that he wouldn't tell the Genin. He was here because Hayate was killed during the month break with Dosu who was also killed around the same time. It was a rather strange thing for Proctors to be changed around during the exam.

"Alright you guys, take a look. This is the lineup for the main matches." Shiranui Genma held up a sheet of paper with the matches shown on it.

"As you can see there will be four matches in the first round. Now while the arena is different, the same rules from the preliminaries apply here. This basically means there are none. Matches will be fought one on one until someone dies, is knocked unconscious, or admits defeat. However, if at any time I deem that a fight is over I'll step in and end the match, is that understood?"

The Genin all stared at the list of matches with somewhat shocked looks on their faces. They couldn't believe one Genin missing could cause this big of a problem in the roster. The matches were almost completely different than they were before.

Chunin Exam Finals Match Ups

Match 1: Nara Shikamaru vs. Hyuga Neji

Match 2: Uchiha Sayuri vs. Sabaku no Temari

Match 3: Aburame Shino vs. Sabaku no Kankuro

Match 4: Uzumaki Naruto vs. Sabaku no Gaara

Shikamaru groaned as he looked over at Neji who was smirking. This made Shikamaru sigh and mutter a troublesome at this. 'Well, I guess I could play around. His attitude pisses me off and he ridiculed someone I know as well as hurt someone else I know.' Shikamaru looked bored as he thought that while rubbing back the back of his neck.

Sayuri and Temari looked at each other with rather mean glares as they seemed excited to actually be fighting each other. They seemed to like the idea of showing everyone what real Kunoichi could do as well as having a good opponent to fight against. Lightning even seemed to be sparking between them.

Shino and Kankuro weren't shocked as they were fighting before. Kankuro just stared at Shino who was looking forward with his same neutral expression. He sighed as he was the unlucky one to get an opponent that was hard to read but he was prepared. Not like he was actually going to fight anyways.

Naruto and Gaara just stared at each other though. Both of them were, for some reason, were both looking forward to this. Something stirred in them as anger for each other seemed to come. They both knew what it was as there Bijuu's seemed to be raging, not that they knew both of them had Bijuu that is.

Naruto blinked and found himself looking around before his eyes widened in shock as he stared at a giant raccoon with strange marks. Naruto screamed out in shock before falling backwards only to hit something. Said something was fluffy and warm.

Naruto blinked again before looking up to see a giant red fox and he paled as it was not being held by something. The fox just peered down at the blonde before rolling its eyes and looking up towards the giant brown raccoon with a condescending look on his face.

"You've got a rather creepy host there, you bag of wind. Messing with your hosts again." Kyubi stated with a tone that said he wasn't worried about dealing with the giant raccoon who seemed to bristle at the insult that was thrown at it by the Kyubi.

"KAA, I'm going to destroy you and your pathetic host you bastard. I will finally show you that your just a pathetic pile of fur." The Raccoon stated back at the Kyubi who didn't even seem affected by what he just said if picking his ears was anything to go by.

"You, fox. Its not wise to piss off the giant Raccoon over there. Your not the one doing the fighting." Naruto yelled out at the top of his lungs.

"Yes, because I will kill you regardless of what you do." A neutral bloodthirsty voice came out and Naruto turned to look to which he noticed Gaara.

"Yeah right. Just because your strong doesn't mean I'm not going to kick your ass. Even if you have an oversized plush doll, I'll still win." Naruto said confidently as the Shukaku screamed out in annoyance while the Kyubi laughed at the insult at Shukaku.

"GRR… Your host seems to be as arrogant as you are Kurama. Just because I'm the one tails doesn't mean I will lose to you again." Shukaku growled out to which the Kyubi just glared at Shukaku in anger. Naruto blinked at this before looking at the two of them with confusion. He had no clue who Kurama was.

"Do not say my true name your crazy bastard. You do not have the right, you pathetic bag of crap. If I was free, I would kill you for that." Kurama yelled out in anger as Shukaku just laughed at this. Naruto blinked out in confusion before looking at the fox.

"Your name's Kurama? That's a cool name." Naruto stated with an innocent look on his face causing Kurama to stop and look at him with a heated glare.

"Do not call me by my name Ningen. You haven't earned the right to use it." Kurama growled out in annoyance and anger while Shukaku just laughed even more. This just caused Kyubi to glare at him even more.

"So where the fuck are we?" Naruto asked not even really caring what the problem the fox had with people calling him by his name. Not that he cared about the fox to begin with. The fox was the source of all his problems after all and he never gave him a reason to actually care about it.

"Your in our inner domain where the Bijuu can talk to each other without intervention. Think of it as our subconscious area where all the Bijuu are connected. I brought you here to see what you are up against and for you to understand that you have to win against his Jinchuuriki. The only reason you're here is because the bag of wind over there wanted to gloat making me summon you here." Kurama stated making Naruto blink at him with a bland look.

"So basically you took me away from listening to instructions about the exam because you Bijuu want to have a Bijuu pissing contest to see who's container is better? I should care why Fur ball?" Naruto said with the bland look still on his face.

"Where's the exit? I don't want to be the center of your pissing match. You two do that yourselves." Naruto continued making the glare at him.

"Your container seems like an idiot. Having no respect for his betters." Shukaku said to Kurama with some pity for the fox.

"Tell me about it. At least yours is respectful." Kurama responded making Naruto twitch in annoyance.

"Mother, can I kill him already?" Gaara asked his Bijuu making both Naruto and Kurama blink. Kurama exploded in hysteria while Shukaku seemed to blush, if Bijuu could blush, at this.

"Can Bijuu have kids?" Naruto asked making Kurama stop laughing and stare at the blonde with a deadpan and a sweat drop. He couldn't be that stupid could he? He didn't even know if he should justify that idiotic question with an actual answer.

Naruto's question wasn't answered as pain shot through his face, causing him to return to the real world. "ITAI!" Naruto screamed out in pain as his field of view was filled with Sayuri who did not look happy at all. Her scowl was an indicator.

Naruto tilted his head at this as he wondered why those two Bijuu were having a pissing contest and why he had to be involved. Now there was another reason for Gaara to want to fight him and kill him? Also, why the fuck did Sayuri just punch or slap him?

"What was that for, bitch?" Naruto growled out in annoyance as he didn't like getting hit for no reason.

"Get off the field flake. The first match is about to begin and your in the way. Stop daydreaming of your boyfriend over there and get moving." Sayuri growled while pointing at Gaara who was no longer in the place he was in before.

"Fine, fine. No need to get pushy… Hime-chan. I also was figuring out a way to beat the sandman or are you worried I forgot about you and were jealous I wasn't staring at you." Naruto said with a smirk on his face while Sayuri bristled by this comment.

"Who the hell would be jealous? Just get off the field before I beat your ass up to the stands." Sayuri said with a red face while Naruto just laughed and headed up towards where the contenders were suppose to wait for there match. Sayuri was hot on his heels so she could hurt him for that comment.

"There Pathetic. Still, it feels like I got a trade up with you losers. I just got one that's slightly smarter than the last one." Neji stated as he looked at the scene before him before looking at Shikamaru who just yawned as if he wasn't effected by what Neji just said.

"Smarter than you at least." Shikamaru said back at him to which Neji bristled.

"Its amusing to think a loser such as yourself can beat a Genius and a prodigy like me. Fate has already decreed that I will be the one who wins. Your defeat has already been determined." Neji said with an arrogant tone but Shikamaru didn't seem to be affected by this taunt either.

"Genius? All I see is an idiot with a chip on his shoulder. I've already thought of one hundred and thirty seven different ways to defeat you." Shikamaru said back to him with the same bored expression that he always has on. He wasn't the only one who can taunt people. It was actually easier for Shikamaru because he looked bored while doing it and he was indeed bored.

"You think you're a genius? Your academy scores were about as low as the other idiot I was suppose to fight? Its pathetic to think you can beat me with that one measly skill." Neji stated trying one last time to aggravate Shikamaru but it didn't. He still looked utterly bored.

"Academy scores mean nothing since I wasn't even trying. If I wanted to, I could of probably graduated at top of my class since I was tested and confirmed to have a IQ of over 200. So what was that about being a Genius?" Shikamaru asked as his picked his ear and yawn.

Everyone became silent at this. One normally wouldn't use there intellect as a comeback or boost about it the way he did unless it was actually true. How could someone with an IQ that high do so bad in school? He didn't even seem motivated to move forward with his attitude.

"Your probably asking why I did so bad in the academy? Its a hassle if someone excels in school. Graduating early, raise in rank and going on tough missions when I like to take things easy. It's a pain in the neck and way to troublesome." Shikamaru stated as he rubbed the back of his neck.

"Normally I don't like fighting. To troublesome but I can make an exception for this. You ridiculed a person I consider a good friend and hurt a former classmate of mine that's been nothing but kind and caring for as long as I have known her. For something outside of her control. I guess I can smack you around for a bit." Shikamaru said with a nonchalant tone which just angered Neji more as he activated his Byakugan.

Kage Seats

"Your Genin seem particularly angry with each other. Is conflict that common between teams in Konoha?" The Kazekage asked with a smirk underneath his mask. He had been amused by what had been going on so far and this just seemed to amuse him even more.

"Not normally. There was just a problem with what has happened in the Prelims that some of my Genin are not to happy about." The Sandaime stated as he looked to the Kazekage and tried to figure out why he brought this up now of all times. Did he think that Konoha's forces would be weakened by something like this.

"Neither of them are trying to kill the other. Conflicts between rivals breed good experiences that help grow the individuals. Disagreements can lead to understands and from that, friendships can bloom." Sarutobi stated which got a mirthful laugh from the Kazekage.

"Or it can lead into disaster and hatred." The Kazekage responded and Sarutobi twitched slight at this.

"That is also true." He said back to the man with a neutral tone as to not portray anything.

"I'm surprised that the fights were changed around a lot from just one missing member. Did something happen to the missing competitor?" The Kazekage asked with a curiousness about him.

"He dropped out at the last minute. We decided to mix the matches up more and leave it up to chance. In the field, you cant expect anything as the situation could change to something completely different. They should of anticipated that they could fight the others. This is a tournament and they cant always expect for things to be laid out for them." Sarutobi stated as he lied about Dosu. Cant have other nations knowing two people died during such an event and without reacting in time to stop the deaths from even happening in their own village.

"No, I actually think that is a good idea. I'm surprised you thought of it so quickly. What you said is indeed true. I'm just slightly disappointed that my son Gaara won't be fighting the last Uchiha. I wanted to see how an Uchiha faced up against him." The Kazekage said which sent of warning lights in Sarutobi's head.

'From Jiraiya's reports, the Kazekage didn't think of Gaara as a son no matter the circumstances. He's also interested in Sayuri. You might be a good actor Orochimaru but you should do more research on who you try to impersonate. This also does not bold well if he has tricked the sand though.' Sarutobi thought to himself as he tried to figure out how to get this information out to his men to further prepare. He needed to work fast and subtly.

"I suggest we hold on to our conversations till later. The matches are about to begin." Sarutobi said to his other 'Kage' as so he could think. He didn't have much time to work.

Hope you all liked this as it was a little rushed. I know the bijuu thing came out of no where but it seemed fun to do with how Kurama and Shukaku are suppose to act around each other based on Gyuuki. Note that Naruto didn't appear in the Bijuu thing on his own. He was brought there.