Disclaimer: I do not own or have any rights to Doctor Who which belongs to the BBC etc, no copyright infringement is intended and no money/profit is being made this is for entertainment only please support the official program etc. I also do not own the song "Mickey" written by Mike Chapman and Nicky Chinn.

Rated M. Warnings: This fic contains sexually suggestive situations, a very toxic and unhealthy relationship, violence, emotional/psychological torment, sci-fi, coarse language, cruel humour and most importantly Missy! Also there will be spoilers for Seasons 8&9.

Pairing: Missy x Clara.

A/N: This is a short multichapter story not to be taken too seriously. I am self confessed Missfle trash, garbage, waste etc! If you happen to be like minded then I hope you enjoy.

Chapter Four: Menace To The Universe.

The Doctor took his seat opposite Clara. She could see just a hint of disappointment on his face.

"I never thought I'd be visiting you in prison." He stated. It was meant to be an icebreaker but she heard it as a rebuke.

"Don't start." She fired back.

"Hey! I took a big risk coming here to visit you, the infamous candle smashing, coffee throwing menace to society." He replied with a lopsided smirk.

"Menace to society, really?" Clara challenged sarcastically.

"Menace to the universe, more like. Clara Oswald, school teacher, impossible girl, petty vandal..."The Doctor continued to tease.

"Yeah. Okay, give it a rest."

"...and liar." He finished, now deadly serious.

Clara looked away in shame. There was a pause and the air hung heavy between them, the elephant in the room enveloped their thoughts like a dark cloud.

"Look I need to find out what she's up to. No-one's safe until I sort this Clara."

"I know..." She sighed in fatigue.

"I'll be back when it's over. You get some rest."

But Clara didn't get another visitor during her stay in prison. Her stay in prison. It still seemed ridiculous that it had actually happened, she'd gone to prison on Earth, because of Missys theatrics. The whole charade became even more ridiculous however, when Missy herself was the one who came to bail her out.