Disclaimer: I don't own OHSHC. Or Nickelodeon.
"Ok guys, time check: 11:02. What should we do?" Shelby asked, scanning her once tidy room, which was now cluttered with ice cream bowls and wrappers.
"Let's play truth or dare!" Hikaru said. (I know this happens at every Ouran sleepover, but I am in control of this one… Muahahahaha…)
"Alright! I'll start…" Becky said. "Kaoru, truth or dare."
"Dare."
"…You have to… um… Eat Tamaki's hand?" Becky said, a little unsure.
"…WHAT?! I CARE DEEPLY ABOUT MY HAND, THANK YOU VERY MUCH! I WILL NOT LOSE IT TO SOME DOPPELGANGER!!" Tamaki flew into a rage.
"…………Okay, just bite it then."
"NO! I-"
Tamaki was cut off, because Kaoru had grabbed Tamaki's hand and chomped on it.
"Owwwie…"
Kaoru removed his teeth from Tamaki's hand, and spoke. "Hikaru, truth or dare?"
"Truth."
'Chicken…' everyone heard Shelby mutter under her breath.
"Is it true that you love Haruhi?"
"…Yes."
Kaoru's eyes widened. "What?"
"I'm sorry Kaoru…"
Kaoru teared up. "O-Okay."
Hikaru turned to Shelby. "Shelby, truth or dare?"
"DARE!!" She screamed in response.
The older twin smirked. She'll thank me later…
"Go make out with Kyouya- in the closet- for ten minutes."
Shelby fell backwards, but soon ACTUALLY processed what she was told to do.
"A-Alright…"
She got up and followed Kyouya into the closet.
"You're mine now…" Kyouya whispered in her ear huskily.
--After the ten minutes--
Shelby walked out of the closet, quite a bit dazed. Her hair was a mess, and her shirt was ruffled. Kyouya walked out after her, straitening his hair and adjusting his shirt.
"Dude, what did you do to her?!" Becky screamed, waving a hand in front of Shelby's face, getting no response.
"Exactly what the Hikaru told us to do."
"…"
"Okay, Shelby has to go next. We have to wait until she gets out of her trance." Addie said.
"Huh? What? I'm alive." Shelby said, snapping back to reality.
"Okay, you have to truth or dare someone." Honey said.
"Okay… Kyouya, truth or dare?" Shelby asked, a mischievous smile on her face.
"Truth."
Shelby made a face, but soon recovered. "How much would I have to pay you to make you do a dare?"
"I don't know… say ¥10000?"
"In other words, 100." Shelby said. "You have to speak in dollars cuz the yen won't get you anywhere here."
"Fine. You would have to pay me 100 to make me do a dare."
Shelby smirked. "Wait one minute." She got up and walked over to a small case on her bookshelf. Opening it, she pulled out 100 and handed it to Kyouya.
"Alright, now for the dare…" Shelby smirked even wider. She handed him microphone, and said "Sing Funkytown by the Chipmunks."
Kyouya gave her an odd look. "I don't know the words."
Shelby smiled. "Don't worry about that." She walked over to one of her walls, and pushed a button on it.
Immediately, a screen slid out of a small slit in the wall, which nobody seemed to notice before. The screen flattened against the wall, and flickered on. Shelby nonchalantly picked up a small remote that was on her bedside table. She dialed a few numbers, then sat down on her bed. Words appeared on the screen.
"Sing, Kyouya."
Kyouya gulped, and sang the words on the screen.
"Gotta-" Kyouya stopped singing. Everyone around him was giggling hysterically.
Shelby smirked from her place on her bed. She had specially programmed the exact microphone she gave Kyouya to play whatever came into it in an EXTREMELY high pitch. So, it made him sound like Alvin. (Come on, who WOULDN'T wanna sound like Alvin?)
"Kyouya, you've gotta keep singing." Shelby said, smiling.
Kyouya glared at her again, and Shelby smiled brighter.
He started to sing again, only two things running through his mind:
1.) Shelby's dead when this is over
2.) I hope to god Father doesn't hear about this…
"Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me.
Time to keep me moving, keep me grooving with some energy.
Well I talk about it, talk about it, talk about it, talk about it.
Talk about, talk about, talk about movin'.
Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Gotta move on.
Won't you take me to Funkytown?
Won't you take me to Funkytown?
Won't you take me to Funkytown?
Won't you take me to Funkytown?
By now, even Mori was laughing to himself. For those of you brilliant readers that are picturing this in your mind, and you're not laughing, I don't know what I can do to make it funnier.
"Okay, Okay, that's enough." Shelby said, laughing hysterically.
Kyouya handed the microphone back to Shelby, who turned off the screen.
"NO!! Shelby, does that thing get TV?"
"I think so."
"I WANNA WATCH SPONGEBOB!!"
Shelby, who was blown back slightly at the loudness of Addie's request, pushed a button on the remote and Nickelodeon flashed on the screen. Shelby checked the channel guide. "SpongeBob will be on in a half an hour."
"I guess I can wait… So, Kyouya, who you gonna ask?"
Kyouya scanned the room. "Tamaki. Truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"Go make out with Addie for ten minutes." He said, pushing up his glasses, and pointing to the closet. It was clear that he was blowing off some steam… he was quite pissed that his first kiss was forced. Not that he was complaining about the girl he lost it to, though.
Addie 'squee'ed, and pranced into the closet. Tamaki followed closely behind her.
--10 minutes later--
Addie pranced out of the closet, happy as ever. Tamaki followed, slightly aghast.
"Okay Tamaki, you have to ask someone." Becky said.
"Uhm… Addie."
"I like fashion."
"Truth or Dare?"
"Dare…?"
"Uhm… I dare you to… uhm… gooutwithmeforaweek!" (Translation: Go out with me for a week) He said, rushing at the last part.
"Whoa… Gee, ten minutes of make-out time and you've ALREADY stolen his heart? Damn you're good." Shelby said.
Addie blushed.
"Okay, Addie- do you're thing."
"Okay… AHA!! MORI!! Truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"Ohmigawd, I have a GREAT one."
"Oh God…" Becky said, hanging her head.
"Do you- Takashi Morinozuka- have abs? And- if so, prove it."
"I… Do."
"Dude, you say it like you're getting married." Shelby commented.
"Okay, now for the fun part- PROVE IT!"
Mori blushed slightly. Shelby decided to help him along.
"Don't freak out about it. Once you get past the feeling that you're stripping, you'll be fine."
Mori blushed more.
Becky burst out in laughter.
Apparently, Mori got over the stripping feeling, because he took his shirt off without a problem, revealing a nice six-pack.
"Okay, put your shirt back on, then you have to ask the question." Addie said.
Mori put his shirt on again, and turned to Honey. "Mitsukuni, truth or dare."
"Dare."
Mori, who was OBVIOUSLY lacking creativity, said, "Kiss Shelby."
Kyouya felt like pounding the pint-sized host into a little hole. Honey just skipped across the circle and pecked Shelby on the cheek.
Honey smiled one of his insanely cute smiles, and skipped back. "Becky- Truth or dare."
"Dare."
Now, Honey, being Honey, said this: "Put five pieces of cake in your mouth at once."
Becky smiled. If she loved one thing more than books, it was cake.
She walked into the kitchen, and cut off five sliced of cake, and walked back to Shelby's bedroom. Setting the cake down into the center of the circle, she began shoveling it into her mouth.
After quite a bit of cheering, Becky got the last piece of cake into her mouth, and ate it.
"Okay, everyone's gone once, correct?" Shelby asked.
A chorus of 'yeah' came her way.
"Alright. Then, let's go to bed. I have NO other ideas."
"I agree. I mean, dark circles under your eyes are SO unfashionable. Although, you could cover it up with…" (She said more, but no one was listening)