Ok, so the way I type chapters has changed. I think you'll find you can read it easier. Also, here's a little something for my friends to solve. Hsurc no Werdan Theme song: I hate you I love you/Perfect Two Nope, that does not mean anything at all. Heheh. Well, for those that don't know me, it doesn't. My friends might want to know though. Also, I will proofread more often. I've come back now with a story I came up with, so you'll see that here. Also, last chapter, there were not three dogs. There was never supposed to be three. I don't know what happened there. ONWARD!

Scarlet Witch's/Wanda's POV:

She sat on her bed with Natasha, her long brown her falling past her shoulders. She couldn't fall asleep, both of them were trying to after an hour. No success.

"Hey Wanda, I have a story for you. I haven't remembered it in years, but I think you might like it. It could help both of us sleep."

Nat said, laying down an turning on her side. Wanda did the same, facing Nat.

"Ok, go ahead."

Wanda said, staring into Nat's eyes.

"There was once a man that lived in the city. He had a family of 3 children and a wife and no pets."

Nat began. (Omg this sounds like my friend's family and I didn't even mean to make it sound like that! Granted, I did run into her while making up this story.)

"There was also a woman. She lived in the mountains with no family and many pets. One day, the man wanted to see the mountains and the woman wanted to see the city. They came across each other at the place where the mountains and the city met and started to talk. The man said:

'I don't see how you see these animals as beautiful!'

The woman replied:

'How could you not love the birds who's voices touch the treetops and the loyal dog who drives away invaders with his bark or even the graceful cat who is always there, sleeping nearby, it's claws and teeth and warning hiss a weapon that's always at hand? How could you not see the beauty of the Bengal Tiger or the pride and bravery of the lion?'

The man thought about it for a second before continuing on with:

'I do not love the tall pine trees or the clear streams or the waterfalls, I hate getting my hands dirty on the moss-covered rocks, I don't like having cuts from the swaying meadow's grass, and I do not like hiding under trees to escape the hot sun, for the pinecones and leaves fall on my head and there are birds that chirp.'

The woman paused to think about this before saying:

'How do you think of babies as beautiful? She cry and scream and demand. I do not like the children that pull the tails of animals or steal toys or other objects or demand. And how do you enjoy the busy, bustling city life?'

And so the man said:

'Children are like blossoms that open and turn into flowers. You know they'll eventually wither, but you also know that you're seeing them now, while they're at their most beautiful point in life. The city is always alive and awake, it has lights that illuminate it by dark and there are tall buildings who's grey arms reach for the sky, grasping at the clouds.'

And so the man and woman, both with an understanding of what they had not seen as beautiful, went on their way. The man got pets and enjoyed time in the wilderness. The woman had children and watched them blossom. She started to go into the city more. Then one day, November 5th of 1977, they died at the age of 56. People did research and found that they had been twins separated at birth. The man was buried in the wilderness on the border between the city and the mountains. The woman was buried in the city, right next to the man."

Nat finished the story. Wanda was astonished. Both were calmer from the story and getting tired.

"I'll tell you a short story. It's not as long as yours though."

And so Wanda began her short story.

"There was once a young girl who was in 8th grade. She fell in love with a 9th grader, but he probably didn't love her back. So, she looked for a way to impress him and came up with a daring plan. She made wings and put them on, certain they would work. They did. He watched as she glided down and was too late to save her as she dived straight into a group of murders who were obviously dangerous. He went over to save her, but they were both killed. He told her he loved her as they bled to death. The girl was happy, but yet sad she never got to live a life with him. Death saw them and was sad for their fate. He turned them both into cats. The boy was a long haired Savannah cat crossed with a Persian and the girl was an Abyssinian cat. When they became adults, they bred and created the first Somali cats."

Wanda finished. Nat was astonished. Both were tired now and closed their eyes, falling into sleep quickly.

The next morning, Wanda woke up to find Nat was not awake yet. She smiled and got out of bed and quietly explored the house. She looked into Tony's room to find Steve on the couch. Next, she went to Clint's room.

"No! We need to save the world from dynamite cheese! I have a cool silver bow, back off! This cost me a lot of cheese, I can't have your blood on it!"

Clint said in his sleep, moving around. Wanda had to bite her lip to stop herself from laughing. She explored just about everywhere before she finally went downstairs to make breakfast. Whoever was up first got to make breakfast. She left some bacon sizzling on the stove to go outside. There was a tiny meow. She walked towards it and found a box with kittens in it. They were clearly purebred Somalis. On the box there was a note that read:
Purebred Somalis - My landlord says no to cats. Couldn't keep them. The only shelter near me is a high kill shelter. I don't know who lives here, but please find good homes for them.

Wanda took the box inside and put it on the ground. She opened it up, which wasn't hard, considering it was just a few pieces of duct tape. Inside were two male kittens and one female kitten. Jax ambled over to sniff at the kittens before walking away. She put the kittens back in the box and told everyone to wake up. They all came downstairs and Wanda read the note aloud. When she finished, the Avengers were astonished.

Steve's/Captain America's POV:
Steve didn't know what to say. Three cats and two dogs? He was the only one who hadn't given an answer and either way, he was outnumbered. Everyone else had said yes. One male kitten was climbing over Clint. The other was climbing on Wanda. The female kitten padded over to Steve and jumped onto his lap. It looked up at him and simply meowed in a tiny, cute voice. Steve's heart melted.

"Ok, fine!"

He said, picking up the little kitten. It meowed again, looking happy.

"This one, this one's mine."

He said, hugging the little kitten.

"This one's mine too."

Clint said, hugging the kitten on him.

"This one is mine."

Wanda said, picking up the little kitten.

Thor and Pietro wanted a kitten of their own as well, so Thor got a male bengal kitten and Pietro got a female Khao Manee. The house was now infested with cats. The Khao Manee's name was Arctic Jewel and the bengal's name was Serval because he looked like a serval. Looks like we're going to have a pet infested house. Steve thought.

Steve sat on his bed, the Samoli kitten sitting on his lap.

'Hey girl."

He said, picking her up. She meowed quietly.

"You know what, I'm calling you Stephanie. After me."

He said, carrying the kitten to the downstairs meeting room.

"Thor, Bruce, Ivory, come to the downstairs meeting room!"

He called out, setting down the kitten. Ivory was there in a flash. The others took a minute.

"Shit, I forgot something."

Ivory said, zooming away.

"Steve doesn't like that kind of language!"

Bruce called.

"Oh shut up."

Steve said, laughing. Ivory came back with a sandwich.

"What are you-

Steve was cut off as he avoided Ivory multiplying sandwiches and using her Scarlet Witch powers to throw them at Steve. Steve started shouting, trying to avoid the magicly multiplying sandwiches thrown at everyone. Natasha, Wanda, Pietro, Tony, and Clint came down to see what the commotion was about and it became sandwich wars.

So, more detailed sandwich war next chapter. Hope you like it! See y'all! ~Shatter