Ok now I am the narrator so buclkel up bucko (im egan).
****FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL*****
so we ran into the school house and proceeded to find our locekrs. All of us had bread in our mouths as we ran to school (cuz we realize were in a real life anime). All of our locekrs were together cuz were best buds! our lcoker numbers in order was 302...303...304...305...307. who owned mysterious lcoker number 306? we didnt know. It is a mstyery.
So we all went to same class cuz we coordinated our schedules together. Bell rang at 8:50 annoucner lady said: "GET TO CLLAS". So we did. So we went. We proceeded. To the class. ok. Now we went to our first class which is history class. We freshmen so we taking world history. Our teachers name?: mr. goku. mr. goku begins class at the strike of 9am in the mroning. We were fuckking round and going CRASY in the classrom rowdy. So mr gokue took cotnrrol.
"SIOT THE FRICK DOWN" mr cgoku said.
So we sat down.
"ok now class I am your teacher mr goku. I am hear to teach you about history. Lets begin open your books to chapter 1."
I thought "this class is totally boring dude" but oops I siad it out loud lllol
mr goku turns around: "WHAT YOU SAID TO ME?"
me is silent, points to nate
Mr gokue looks at nate: "I cahnt believe youve done this."
Nate shrugs.
Mr goku proceeds with his class as per usual. Now I give details.
Nels seated himself at the back of class. He pulled out his laptop with a mouse and separate mechanical keyboard (for hacking purposes). Nels decided to bring a family sized bag of lays potate chips as well. He opens them with much difficulty and noise. Every bite is suffering. He takes a slimy chug of blue blast mountain dew. It drips from his mouth to his chin and onto his clothes. He creates sticky keys. No one in the back of the room can hear what mr goku is saying because of the tick tack of the keyboard and the crunch of the potates. His stench is so overpowering that most people move to the front of class anyway.
Chris decided to sit in front of class cuz hes a GOODY TWO SHOES. He looks at mr gokus bulge for all of class. He thinks "wow if I did the succ I would get a easy A!" but hes too much of a pussy to give (or get) the succ.
Nate and chaos sit next to me in class. We're the cool kids you could say. Of course we pretend we dont talk to fags chris or nels cuz theyre not in the cool clan. What we do for all of class is do spitballs at teach and he looks at us with confusion and dsiappointment. Were cool.
I notice that chaos is doing a nosebleed. He asks for teacher to leave to remedy his bleed. Teach complies. Chaos leaves, me confused. I ask to go to the bathroom and I go. I run down the hallway like NARUTO and find chaos crying in the bathroom with blood all over his shirt from his nose.
"omg what happened chaos?!" I ask.
"i like that girl in class..." he says.
"which one?"
"the one... with the good eyes and the black hair..."
of course I knew immedieately which one he was talking about. Since im cool everyone talks to me and I know there names so I know her name is Carolina.
"hmmm that scool I guess why you need to cry tho?"
"becus... bceauese im to skared tutaktu her..."
"dont be a pussy fag"
"o ok"
chaos remedies his nosebleed and stops crying. We walk back to class and sit down and he gives a sly wink to carolina. His face and clothes is covered with blood. Carolina blush. I blush. Chaos blush.
*******RING RING RING********
class ends at 9:50 and we walk back into the hallway. Our journey has just yet begun.