Disclaimer: I don't own ohshc.
Haha… forgot about Haruhi last chapter… Oops. Just pretend she magically appeared, okay?
Shelby had moved under the umbrella with Kyouya, after demanding he buy her an ice cream cone. Addie was sitting in Tamaki's lap, and Becky was sitting on a towel with Haruhi. Nick was in the water, splashing around being an idiot. The twins were sitting together on a towel, and Mori was helping Honey build the awesomest sand castle ever.
Suddenly, one of Nick's splashed hit Shelby. A huge anime stressed mark appeared in her head.
"Nick... YOU ARE DEAD!!" Shelby roared, springing up and nearly knocking the umbrella over. A panicked look crossed his face for a minute, and he swam deeper into the ocean.
Shelby ran into the water and dived underwater, and grabbed Nick's ankle. She popped up and got a breath of air, and dived back down. Nick was gasping for air, and Shelby just came
up. "DON'T YOU DARE SPASH ME."
"Well, I got you in the water, didn't I?"
Shelby glared. "Watch it, you are in my spitting range."
Shelby submerged herself again, and reappeared again just a few feet from the shoreline. "Shelby, you shouldn't drown people cuz they spash you."
"Addie, since when were you my voice of reason?"
Addie made a face that implied thinking, although no one was fooled for long.
"Damn Shell, you trying to drown me?"
"Yes, yes, I was."
Kyouya shook his head. "Now I think I know why Father doesn't approve of me being with you."
"Yes... I don't have a way with old people."
"You met Yoshiro?" the twins chorused, joining in the convorsation.
"Yeah... He called me a bitch. I should have slapped him. He would have had to go to one of his own damned hospitals and stay there for a month."
"From just a slap?" Honey said, finishing his castle and joining the group.
"I am a VERY dangerous person, Honey."
"But you're so pretty!"
"Maybe, but people often say that beauty is a sign if helplessness, and I am NOT helpless, by any means."
"Speaking of such... You haven't had to pull out anything from your weapon closet lately." Becky commented.
"You have a weapon closet?!" Haruhi asked, totally floored.
"You STILL have a weapon closet?" Nick said, almost shocked.
"Yeah. 'Women need protection, because, naturally, they're weaker than men.' I believe it was you who told me that, right Nick?"
Nick just slowly backed away.
"So... There's a question I've been itching to ask you three..." Tamaki said, trying amazingly hard to break the conversation.
"What?" Addie looked at Tamaki.
"Would you wanna join the Host Club?"
"...No." Came Becky and Shelby's immediate reply.
Kyouya elbowed Shelby in the ribs. "Unlimited donut supply..."
"Whoo! I'm in!!"
Haruhi sweatdropped.
"Well, what's in it for me?" Becky asked.
Shelby threw her a murderous glare and pulled a skillet out from behind her.
"What?"
Shelby threw the skillet at Becky, hitting her head.
"Ow! Okay okay, I'll join for free!! Man, that skillet hurts!!"
Tamaki turned to Addie. "Well, princess?"
"Can I wear fashionable clothes?"
"As many as your heart desires."
"I'm in!!"
--Once Spring Break Was Over--
"Damn you Authoress!! Spring break ended to quickly!!" Shelby screamed, shaking her fist at the sky.
A giant boulder came hurdling out of the sky, barely missing Shelby. A distinct 'Shit, I missed!' was heard from the sky.
"Muahahahahahaha!! I taunt the Authoress!!" Shelby laughed maniacly.
Becky stuck her head out the window. "Shelby? WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS EARLY IN THE FRICKING MORNING?!"
"Taunting the Authoress."
Addie's head poked out her window, nearly causing a miniskirt to fly out the window. Shelby was nearly paralyzed with fear.
"Addie... Don't you dare let that fall." Shelby warned, slowly creeping her way towards the door.
"What? This?" Addie said, holding the piece of repulsive apparel up and examined it. Suddenly, a gust of wind came, knocking the miniskirt out of her hands- sending it flying towards Shelby. The redhead opened her mouth to scream, but nothing came out. When it finally landed on her, she had passed out.
"Nice going Addie." Becky said. "Now we have to explain it to people. 'Oh yeah, Shelby's unconcious cuz she got hit by a miniskirt.' That sounds retarded."
Addie had started walking downstairs, and Becky followed. They hefted Shelby onto Becky's back, and they dumped her in Becky's Lamborghini.
"I hope she wakes up... It was a direct hit to the face." Becky sympathized.
"But that was just a plain old jean miniskirt! It's not really that bad!"
--At School--
"Uhm... Why is Shelby unconcious?" Honey asked, hovering over the girl.
"She got hit in the face with a miniskirt- an extremely fatal experience for her." Becky responded.
"Oh..." Honey commented, a sullen look crossing his face. "Poor her."
"POOR HER?! MY MINISKIRT GOT UNFASHIONABLE GERMS ALL OVER IT!!" Addie screamed.
"Why did you bring her today?" Hikaru asked.
"Normally she'd've woken up in the car ride." Becky said.
"Has this happened before?" Kyouya asked, recording the fact that Shelby passes out upon contact with miniskirts. It may be helpful information in the future.
"Yeah." Becky said.
"How long does it take for her to wake up?"
"Should be about another hour." Addie asked, trying to dust the unfashionableness off her skirt.
"Well, we should move her to the infirmary. Does one of you have the first class with her?"
"What class do they have in the infirmary?" Addie asked.
"I do..." Becky said, ignoring Addie's question.
"Imform the sensei that she'll be late for class. Tamaki, you do the same for me." Kyouya ordered.
"Where are you going?"
"To keep an eye on her." Kyouya said, lifting Shelby's limp figure off the couch.
"That'd be a good idea. Who knows where she would end up when she wakes. Probably the kitchen though..." Becky said, contemplating something.
Kyouya nodded. "I'll be going." He said, walking out the door.
Kyouya left the group, and adjusted the girl in his arms (so he was holding her bridal style). He walked down the sparcely populated hallway, and into the infirmary. The nurse was a short black-haired woman, with vibrant blue eyes.
"What's the problem?" She asked.
"We have an unconcious student." Kyouya said, laying her down on the bed near the door.
"Ah, what happened?!" The nurse said, suddenly sounding panicked.
Kyouya opened his mouth, then shut it, realizing that his reason was going to either make him look like an idiot, or her look like a complete wuss, or both. "She had an incident this morning." Kyouya mentally slapped himself. That just made her sound like she passed out because she wet her pants.
"Oh dear... What kind of incident?"
"She got hit in the face."
"With what?"
Kyouya hesitated. "...A miniskirt."