at the babrbek and pizza party (it egan again)

me and cahos and chris and nels and nate all had a good pizza. it wwas from papa johns of course. we ate the perpperoni pizza. we were all laughing and having a good time and we even invited soem hot girls 2 cum and indulge with us, but only carolina came. all our friends were there too. jackson and pollock and james and jerome and john and jeff and jeferson and poip was there from school. even sofloan790nio was there. there was beer to and we all got so fucked up on beer and weed (except cahos cuz hes a STRAIT EDGE)

carolina and chaos talked allll night.

"do u love me?"carlonia asked

"yes i do" chraos said

chaos then left and he had a boner from his encounter with carolina and wanted to relieve himself once again (i could see precum in his pant) but he looked real sad so i talked to him.

"what rong?" i said

"i...its carolian..." he said

"what about her?"

"odnt laugh but..."

GRA DA DADA DA DA DA - chaos got a text and looked at his phone

"shit i goota go" he said

he ran away naruto style and i shrugged and et the pizza. i mingled with party guests and axed about chaos.

"whats up with chaos?" i said to sofloan80no

"idk dude i jus wanna lift" he said

"ugghh wat a normie" i thought to myself and myself only

"im gonna go pick up sum chix" he said and briocedded to do a gurl doggy stile over the brockly buffet table

i got even more dranks and i passe out in my bed listening to ex number 5

NEX DAY

i woke up and chris and nels and nate were all in the bathtub naked togehter (NO HOMO) and it was full of puke because they was too drunk. the smell repulsed me so i vomited on them to wake them up and they did.

"wheres chaos" i said

"idk" they all said in onision, "he never cummed abnck"

"fuck why is line talking to me" i say in real life because luine just messaged me at 11:37 at night

so i go to look for chaos i got on my bike in my shit stained clthes (rowdy party) and i go to the place I know he will be: the arcade which had a newly installed neo turf masters cabinet. i got there and of course he was tehre.

"DAD I NEED MORE QUARTERS" i heard him yell but dad was not there

"ok son" i said and gave him a quarter sack which i always carry around

chaos looked at me with pupy dog eyes and i said "lets play bitch"

"ok"

so we talked over a round of neo turf masters

"why did you have 2 leave last night mannn?" i asked as i got a hole in one on hole 3 of arisona

"welll i got this text..." he said

"spit it out"

"it was from promeseus..."

i almost broke the arcade cabinet in an autistic conniption fit

"W.T.F." i said

"yeah thought he was dead right?" he said

"umm yea" i say

"i have a secret"

"wat"
"I AM PROMESUES" he yelled and punched a hole through the arcade cabinet

he morphed into his final form (jojo josetaar from joo's bizard adventure")

"YOU CAN NEVER DEAFEAT ME! CHAOS IS DED NOW!" PROMESEUS YELLED

"O NO" I SIAD

i GOT ON MY BIKE AND went back to the house where my fam was! they were all showering together (no hmomO) and i ran in and grabbed all there dicks for their attention

"CAHOS IS PROMESEUS" I SADI

"NOOOOOooooOOOO"

"GRAB YOU'RE WEAPONS HES TRANSPORTED TO HISF INAL FORM"

so they all grabbe their signature weapons and readied for war. promeseus showed up and we all hacked and slashed until the day went out. nels impaled his crotch witha forehaed dildo and chin dildo in the same motion. i whammed a spiked baseball straight in his stomak. nate delivered the final blow with his tec9ne (which he called his stick of justicce) and he was dead. promesues said his dying workds:

"i...will...never...ugh...h...h...h..."

he morphed back into chaos, who was also ded. carolina ran out and grabbed his stiffy and said 'NOOOOOOOOO"

i pciekd her up adn cumforted her. it was finally hovver. promeseus was dead for the last time.

epiloguge

me and carolina live happily ever after in the bahamas and get fuck often. nels and his mechanical keyboard got married and produced many dorito offspring of different flavours. chris never did find love but lives under a layer of over 9000 friendzones. nate continued to be the collest kid in high school and went to prom and fukked the prom king hold it in your butt.

the and.