Dean: "Seriously? You're fucking your way through the NXT roster now?"
Sammy: "One woman not all of them."
Dean: "Well, all the decent women are married or have boyfriends. So you had to have nailed the ugly one."
Sammy: "Her name is Britney and she's not ugly."
Dean: "You're kidding, right?"
Sammy: "I'm afraid not son."
Dean: "Ouch. Why the hell did you choose her? She tried to break up Jess and Seth."
Sammy: "I didn't exactly ask her intentions when she showed up at my room."
Jessica: "She took his stuff so I had to take him to Walmart."
Dean: "Kids."
Madison: "Keep it in your pants."
Sammy: "I've been good up until tonight."
Dean: "You need to avoid that bitch though. She's shady and crazy."
Sammy: "She's misunderstood."
Dean: "No. There was an obvious attempt that she was going to get into Rollins pants."
Sammy: "Did you all ask yourself what Rollins did to encourage that behavior?"
Jessica: "Yes I did. He gave her his phone number for professional reasons and she decided to be unprofessional."
Sammy: "He couldn't possibly have been flirting with her."
Jessica: "Been there asked that."
Sammy: "He wasn't innocent in that. I can tell you that right now because I was present when he was very obviously flirting with her and when she asked for his number, he led on like he was going to take her up on her offer."
Jessica: "I know and he paid for it. If she values her job and her head on her shoulders she will stay away from him. I already made Seth pay for his indiscretion in this."
Sammy: "All right, I get it. You don't want Britney near Seth. Jesus, can I have my head back?"
Jessica: "You're head is still attached asshole. Don't stand over here in my house and start accusing my boyfriend of trying to flirt with some skank you had a fight with."
Sammy: "I'm sorry I brought it up. Damn, sore subject."
Jessica: "Yeah. You can call it that. I protect what's mine and Seth is mine. If he flirted with her or was nice to her that's all it was. Him being nice not inviting her to start sending naked selfies to his Twitter and trying to get him fired."
Dean: "I thought there weren't any consequences because they believed he was hacked by someone else."
Jessica: "They did believe he was hacked but someone had to pay for what happened."
Sammy: "Britney paid for it. They went through her social media pics after that. That's how the pictures of the swastikas came out. She took them down, but everyone had a fit because she's a history major and doesn't associate it with hate."
Jessica: "Think about that statement for a minute. She's a history major."
Sammy: "Yeah."
Jessica: "OK. A history major knows that symbol is associated with the Natizi movement."
Sammy: "True."
Jessica: "Natizi movement is associated with genocide and that's a racial thing, right?"
Sammy: "Yeah."
Jessica: "Now why the hell would a history major hang a known symbol of hate in their house? I'm not buying that whole story she gave about it being lucky way back when."
Sammy: "I don't fucking know or care. She's different then everyone else."
Jessica: "Yeah. She's a manipulative bitch with no class and no brains. If she had brains she would never have posted that hate related shit on Instagram."
Roxy: "All right boys and girls. Take your seats. The show is about to begin."
Everyone gets comfortable and Roxy hits play on the DVR and starts Smack Down. The old D.O.D test pattern flashes on the screen.
"Make no attempt to adjust your TV. We are taking over."
A woman dressed in a black rubber suit comes into focus.
"Expecting someone? Maybe you were expecting a particular faction of females to come out here and try to kick some asses? I destroyed all of them. You will never see them again. The Rocker is out. I drove Diamond Dust crazy and Maddie is next. It's only a matter of time before I take her down too. I will not rest until all three of those bitches are gone. It's rise of the new dark night tonight."
Jessica: "The new dark night? Did she seriously just make a batman reference?"
Madison: "She's nuts what do you expect? This chick has serious issues."
Roxy: "She's dresses in black rubber. It probably is squeezing her brains too tight."
Dean: "Come on, like you guys don't know who she is. She's using your intro and targeting your group."
Roxy: "Yeah and you'll find out when the rest of the world does. Until then enjoy her antics until someone beats her ass."
Madison: "That ass kicking is coming a lot sooner then she thinks."
They come back from commercial and Maddie is standing in the middle of the ring in her gear. She looks like she is ready for a fight and out for blood.
Madison: "You take out my sister and now you're after me? Look, I'm not afraid of some punk ass mystery bitch in a rubber suit. Am I supposed to just quiver in my boots and run away? That's never going to happen. If you're the new dark night then I'm your joker. You're going down. You give yourself entirely too much credit. You didn't drive Diamond Dust crazy and you sure as hell aren't intimidating me."
The place goes dark and a dark figure appears in the ring next to her. The lights come up and she has Maddie in a sleeper hold. Maddie backs up until she slams rubber girl against the ring post as hard as humanly possible for her. She makes an audible groan and let's go.
The bell rings making it an official match.
Madison: "You're going down, rubber bitch."
She growls and charges at her full speed and Madison side steps her attempt at a spear and she runs into the ring post shoulder first with all her speed.
Dean: "Now all you have to do is look for one of the divas to have a screwed up shoulder and you landed your mystery chick."
Roxy: "She's didn't hit it that hard."
Dean: "And how do you know that?"
Roxy: "I watched it the same as you and she didn't hit the pole hard enough to hurt herself."
Dean: "Sounds to me like you've experienced kissing that pole before."
Roxy: "Yeah. About a million times before and only once did I actually hurt myself?"
Jessica: "Yeah. I busted her shoulder up on the post. I remember that one."
Roxy: "Yeah and that wasn't a vicious enough slam."
Meanwhile, rubber girl recovers from hitting the post and comes at Maddie again in an attempt to take her down and gets her on the mat. Maddie gets her in a modified version of the STF and Rubber girl attempts to power out of it, but ends up grabbing the bottom rope. Maddie uses almost the full count before letting her go.
Dean: "This chick doesn't know when to lie down and die."
Roxy: "You almost sound like you're impressed by her."
Dean: "Well, you have to admire her. She's got balls. How many women do you know would've come back after that shoulder got rammed into the post?"
Roxy: "In that locker room? Nobody, they all bitch and wine when things get too violent. I threw some chairs and you'd think the whole world was coming to an end."
Jessica: "Remind me not to get into a match with this Rubber Girl any time soon."
Roxy: "Oh you will. You're going to have to avenge your injuries some time."
Jessica: "They weren't caused by Rubber Girl. I don't have any reason to go after her. If anyone, I'd be going after Maddie."
Madison: "Bring it on."
Jessica: "It's all about that title and you know it."
Madison: "Yes it is."
Sammy: "Ok, random question time. I know this is all scripted and played out, but what ever became of that whole baby story they had going on awhile back?"
Jessica: "What baby story? Are you sure you're talking about WWE and not some television show?"
Sammy: "No. There was a thing I saw on here when this Rubber girl made her debut after D.O.D broke up and she attacked you and supposedly took you out. Later on, you came back and they said you had lost Rollins baby."
Jessica: "That was bullshit. I never got pregnant. That's pretty fucked up even for WWE creative."
Sammy: "They did use Roman's daughter in a storyline and he wasn't comfortable with that."
Jessica: "True, but no. I was never pregnant with Rollins baby. I did survive an attack from Rubber Girl though. That part of the story is true."
Sammy: "I was just wondering."
