Disclaimer: I dun own OHSHC.

Okay. This chapter is rated T, without a doubt. Scram if you're 10 or under!!

The gang had assembled in the front if the store.

"We're goin' in." Addie said, strutting through the doors.

"What's the first thing on the list?" Becky asked, and Shelby pulled out her clipboard.

"Take shopping carts and fill 'em with stuff. Then, strand them in random places." Shelby read.

Everyone ran off with their own shopping carts. Shelby went to the toys aisle, and filled her cart with Pokemon plushies and trading cards. Then, she left it in the aisle with all the CDs. Becky got a bunch of posters, Honey got a bunch of candy, and so on.

They met up in the electronics. "What's next?" Honey asked, peering over to Shelby's clipboard.

"Ride the electronic cars in front of the store."

Honey's eyes lit up. "Takashi, you love those!"

All eyes turned to Mori, who made no comment.

"He doesn't deny it!!" Hikaru and Kaoru screamed in sync.

"...Well... Uhm... Mori? Would you wanna ride them?" Tamaki asked, still processing the information. "How about Haruhi?"

Haruhi and Mori both nodded. Everyone pushed him over to the cars, and Haruhi got in a red one with white stripes, and Mori one with blue. After Addie paid, the ride began to bounce a little.

"Okay, while he's doing that, let's do the next one." Addie said.

"Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals throughout the day." Shelby read. "Who wants to?"

"I wanna do it!!" Tamaki yelled, waving his hand. "...How do I set an alarm clock?"

Becky sighed. "I'll teach you."

"Thanks Becky!!" Tamaki said, glomping the girl.

"Uhm..."

They ran off towards the electronics, and Shelby looked at the list again.

"Start playing football- see how many people you can get to play."

"Woo! We wanna do it!" Hikaru and Kaoru raised their hands.

"Okay..." Shelby pushed them off towards the footballs. Hikaru picked up a red nerf ball, and threw it at Kaoru, who chucked it at some random kid.

"What's next?" Tamaki asked- he had returned from setting the clocks, Becky behind him.

"Haruhi and Mori's ride sure is taking it's time." Shelby said, glancing towards the door, then back at the clipboard.

"Run up to an employee, preferably male..." The redhead drifted off as she read the rest of the line. She looked up. "I nominate Tamaki to do this one."

"What is it?" Kyouya asked, taking the clipboard from Shelby, Mori and Haruhi now returning to the group.

"Walk up to an employee, preferably male, put your legs together, and yell 'I need some tampons!'" Kyouya looked at her. "Why should Tamaki do that?"

"Why not?" Shelby said. Addie gasped at her.

"That's just mean!" Addie said, Janna joined her in making a pouty face.

"I'm a mean person."

"I think-" Honey was cut off when a nerf football came and nearly hit him in the back of the head.

"Sorry!" Hikaru yelled, running over to him, patting his head, and grabbed the football. He chucked it towards Kaoru, but was intercepted by a brown haired boy.

"Sam!" Kaoru yelled, and tackled the kid.

"We'll leave him to that..." Shelby said, turning to Tamaki, and then realized he wasn't there. "Where...?"

Everyone looked around, and then Nick pointed. "There he is!"

All eyes turned to where he was pointing. Sure enough, Tamaki was standing in front of a male employee, leaning over, knees together, and he screamed.

"I NEED SOME TAMPONS!!"

The employee's face blanked. "Um... Aisle four..."

Shelby, Addie, Nick, Janna and Becky were roaring in laughter, while Honey, Haruhi and the twins (who had finished their game) were giggling. Mori and Kyouya just stayed normal.

"What's next?" Haruhi asked, once he had recovered from the giggle fit, and Tamaki had recoiled from embarrassment.

"Try on bras in the sewing and fabric department. Then the next one is try on bras over your clothes. Addie?"

"I'm on it!!" The blonde girl said, running to the clothes department. She came back with an arm full of bras, (some outrageously oversized) and started trying them on over her purple tank top. Shelby had flipped to the guitar hero 3 stickers on her clipboard and started sticking them on her arm, and started a poking war with Honey after sticking a sticker with Lou on it on his arm. Nick soon decided to join the war, since poking Shelby in the ribs is a surefire way to get your ass kicked by Shelby's poking torture.

Kyouya was watching Shelby, and Mori watching Honey. Tamaki was ogling at Addie, and the twins were toying with Becky's hair. And Janna... She had gotten the biggest bra she could find, and waltzed in front of Tamaki, lifted up her shirt, and tried it on. Tamaki was snapped out of his daze. "Janna?"

"Yeeees?"

"Get out of my face. Addie's my girlfriend, not you."

"Oooh, shut down. Too bad, Janna." Nick said, smirking and leaning against a rack of fabric, multiple red dots coating his arm. (from Shelby's rampant poking)

Haruhi put a hand on her shoulder. "Don't worry Janna… You'll have more luck later in life." She attempted to comfort her.

"Meh. I doubt it." Addie said, snapping the second-to-last bra into place.

Janna looked at Addie, tears in her eyes. "Fine, I'm leaving, you assholes!"

"Wait!! Who's gonna do number 41?!" Shelby yelled, scanning over the list again.

Janna stopped, and thought about it. She decided that since she would be needed, she wouldn't leave. Addie returned all the bras to the correct location, and after much fussing, Janna returned hers.

"What do we do next?" Hikaru asked.

"Uhm…" Shelby pulled out her clipboard again. "Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms."

"I'll do it!" Becky said, raising her hand.

"Okay. You do that." Kaoru said, patting the brown haired girl on the back, as she walked towards the food.

"Next?" Kyouya asked.

"Sing 'sex and candy' in the loudest voice possible." Shelby looked up. "Does anyone know that song?"

A chorus of 'no' came at her.

"Okay, next one. Walk up to an employee and tell him or her 'I think there's a code 3 in house wares' in an official tone… see what happens."

"I think Kyouya should do it." Tamaki said.

"I agree. Start pulling your own wait, dude." Addie said.

Kyouya made an attempt to defend himself. "Shelby hasn't done anything yet either…"

"Kyouya, I've read through all these, I know which ones I'm doing."

Damn. No way out.

Kyouya coughed, and walked up to the employee. He was out of earshot from the rest of the group (and they saw Becky waddling in the background with a bottle of orange juice), and started talking. Everyone chuckled a bit when the color in the employee's face drained, and she scampered off towards house wares. Kyouya walked back to the group. "Happy now?"

Well... part two coming soon...? Yeah. Definately. Yes. Totally. Buh-Bye.