Disclaimer: I dun own OHSHC.

I AM ALIVE!! ;D

I just got kinda lazeh. XD And school sucks. I hate it. DX

"What do we do next?" Haruhi asked.

"Turn all the radios to the polka station-then turn all the volumes up to 10. Then turn them off. I'll do it." Shelby said, glancing at Nick. "Partners in crime?"

Nick smiled. "Partners."

Shelby nodded, handed Kyouya the clipboard, then ran off towards the electronics.

"What's next?" Honey asked, and Kyouya glance at the sheet- now filled with doodles of dragons and people as pieces of toast. He noticed one of himself- toast with glasses and a clipboard.

"Play with the automatic doors."

"Yeah!" Becky screamed, and grabbed the twins. She bolted off towards the door.

"...Okay... What now?" Addie asked, straitening her miniskirt.

"Walk up-"

"We're back!" Shelby yelled, dragging Nick by the back of his shirt and waving.

Kyouya handed the clipboard back to her. "We're on number 13."

"Mmkay." Shelby said, dragging her finger down the page.

"Walk up to a random person, and be like 'Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!' Ect. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. I so wanna do that!"

"Ditto!" Addie yelled.

Shelby turned around, and walked up to some girl wearing really short shorts, and a baby doll top. "Hey Karen; I haven't seen you in forever! Like, how are you?!" Shelby said, altering her voice to make it all girly.

"Uhm... My name is Meredith..."

"Whatever." Shelby rolled her eyes. "So, like, did you see those boots in aisle six?! They are to DIE for!!"

"Uhm... Do I know you?" Meredith asked, looking at Shelby like she had a second head.

"Duh silly, of course you know me, don't play dumb!" Shelby laughed.

"Oh... Right, hey... Shelley!"

"It's Shelby, bimbo."

"Whatever. So, what aisle were the boots in?"

"Aisle six- they're totally hot."

"Nice. What's your cell number?"

Shelby gave the girl her cell phone number, and Meredith gave Shelby hers.

Shelby waved, and walked back to the group and claim her clipboard. "You're up, Addie."

Addie grinned, and then scanned the wad of people that surrounded her. Spying her target- a dark brown haired boy, probably about 5'8".

"Ohmigawd, hi Pedro!!" Addie said, flipping her hair and looking important.

"Its Chris."

"Right, right. I was pretty close."

"Who the hell are you?"

"Dude, hello?! I'm Addie!! Like, the one from fourth hour?!" Addie yelled, as though it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"Uh..." Chris stuttered, looking at her like she had twelve arms. Suddenly, a polka song was heard from a few aisles over. Shelby and Nick high-fived.

"So, like, how've you been?" Addie asked, twirling her hair around her finger.

"Fine… I gotta go." Chris responded.

"See you around!" The boy smiled, waved and walked away. Addie strutted back to the group.

"Wow, he was hot." Addie said, fanning herself. Tamaki flew into his emo corner…

"But you're hotter Tamaki!!"

…And came right back.

"Alright, next one. 'Go through the clothes section, and pick up stuff and say 'Who the hell buys this shit anyway?!'" Shelby read.

"What did I miss?" Becky appeared at Shelby's shoulder, and read the clipboard.

"We'll do it!" Nick said, grabbing Janna's hand and raising it.

"Sure, whatever." Janna said.

"Go ahead." Addie granted their permission. Nick dragged Janna off to the clothes aisle, and poked around at stuff. He picked up a tee shirt with 'Eagles: When Hell Freezes Over' written in psychedelic letters on the front, and a bull's skull on the back. Shelby twitched.

"If he…"

"WHO THE HELL BUYS THIS SHIT ANYWAY?!"

Shelby sprang from her position behind a rack. "I DO!!"

Nick looked alarmed. Like, the 'HOLY SHIT!' look sprawled across his face. He knew that a pissed off Shelby was any kid's worst nightmare- especially if it was their fault.

Addie grabbed the belt loop in the back of Shelby's jeans. "Chill out, you're probably the only teenager alive who likes the Eagles."

Shelby pouted, but sat back down.

Janna picked up a mini skirt. It was a jean mini skirt, whitewashed, with a few splatter paint marks all over it.

Addie's eyes glared.

"WHO-"

"SHUT UP!!" Addie screamed, standing up and marching over to Janna and standing in a pose that would suggest she was about to bitch slap her.

"What? No guy would date you if you wore this!"

"If Shelby wore that, she still couldn't get a date!" Addie said, as if that proved something.

"HEY!" Shelby stood up again, ready to clobber Addie.

Kyouya pulled her down again. "If you wore that, I'd date you." He whispered in her ear.

Shelby threw him a skeptical look. "…?"

Kyouya just smiled at her. Shelby turned around. Like hell I'd wear a mini skirt.

With Addie and Janna's scene over, they moved on to the next one.

"Repeat number fourteen in the jewelry department." Shelby read.

"OHMIGAWD I WANNA DO IT!!" Becky said, waving her hands around like a moron.

"Okay…" (I'm gonna skip what happened, cuz it kinda already did)

"Try putting on pairs of women's underwear on your head and walk around the school casually."

Shelby walked over to a rack of thongs. She picked a random one and walked over to Kyouya. She held it up to him.

"Put this on your head."