"How to make a 'Great' Sonic and MLP story"

Hey you! Yeah, you! You want to know how to make a grrrrrrrrrrreat Sonic and My Little Pony fic, don't yah? No...oh...TOO BAD! Hi, Billy Mayes here...wait, no, HI! Gold the Fox here! I'm to teach all you "qualified" and "good" new writers on how to make a great Sonic and Rainbow-I mean Sonic and MLP story! I'll first give you guys some tips I've seen and learned and then some from the experts such as Radipoop, CoolAwesomeBae, MB21 and MB69, and many others! So people of the Sonic and MLP crossover section on , let's kick it!

Oh wait, for some reason I have to show this thing? I don't know what it is, but who cares!

Step One: Choosing your genre!

Whenever you write a story for Sonic and MLP, you gotta decide what to make its center point be! From what I've seen, this is what will get you the most reviews and follows and favorites because that's what it's all about, right? Right? RIGHT? Sorry about that outburst, continuing, you should make your story a Adventure and Romance story! But, here's the secret sauce that will make your thing explode with popularity! DON'T focus on the adventure that Sonic and MLP is known for and make the story allllll about the romance! Because all people want to read is crappy and cheesy romance stories that are based on their favvvvvvvvorite shipping!

Step Two: Actually Writing the Story!

Well now that you have your basic plot and genre done, we can actually write the story! But first, we need to choose a catchy and hawt title! Make it as bland as you can think of, thinking is for nnnnnnneerds. Now to write the story! WOAH, STOP RIGHT THERE! Don't write like a normal person! Instead, write in script format! Putting in hard work is for nerrrrrrrrds and people don't really care about quality! So be lazy and take the easy way out!

Step Three: Using OCs!

Using an OC in your story can be the salt and pepper and chives and rosemary and basil that goes on top of your steaming pile of sh-I mean, your masterpiece! Make sure to ALWAYS use guest OCs and OCs that don't have a story, for they are the best! Don't use any of those 'mainstream' OCs, you gotta be a hipster when writing! Who cares if they are good, quality does not matter, remember?

Alright, there should be about twenty more steps, but hell, who needs them! Who cares, right? Now, let's get some tips from the experts!

Tip One: Shippings

SONDASH! SONDASH! SONDASH! SONDASH! SONDASH! SONDASH! SONDASH! SONDASH! SONDASH! SONDASH! SONDASH! SONDASH! SONDASH! SONDASH! SONDASH! SONDASH! SONDASH! SONDASH! NEVER USE ANYTHING ELSE! If you use this pairing you are guaranteed a nice amount of reviews, follows and favorites and some hate from actual writers of good stories instead of the pile you are—sorry about that. Sondash is the best pairing and should be started with five seconds of your first chapter!

Tip Two: Romance

SONDASH! SONDASH! SONDASH! Erm, sorry about that. Make sure that the romance is the focal point of the story! Never mind that Sonic and MLP have almost no canon shipping in their respective shows and games, do it anyway!

Tip Three: Setting

If you are not doing a high school story than...oh who am I kidding, of course you are doing a high school Equestria Girls story. Why wouldn't you? It isn't like the whole website is flooded with them! It's TOTALLY ORIGINAL! ORIGINAL JUST LIKE RECOLORS!

Well, that's it! Everything you need to write a crappy—horrible—fantastic Sonic and MLP story! If I missed something, that means it doesn't matter! Remember folks, be as lazy as you can and remember that quality does not matter as long as you make a romance story or a story that is centered on romance but has some other things!

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Hey guys Gold here. Decided to make this because I can. This is one hundred percent sarcastic because (if you can't tell) all these tips and steps are garbage. This may be made into a funny sarcastic Youtube video at some point. I'll be trying to get a CC chapter out to you guys today. Thanks for reading.