LEIK ZOMG HAI EVERIONE!! HAO R U?! Sorry, I've been slacking off a lot lately, but no more! I bring you the next chapter of A Different Kind Of Girl!!

Disclaimer: I don't own OHSHC.

Kyouya stared at the thong weirdly. "Are you serious?!"

"Uh, YEAH!" Shelby said, dangling it in front of his face.

Kyouya grimaced, and took the underwear. He then handed it to Tamaki, who Shelby stole it away from.

"NO! YOU MUST DO IT, OR THE RABID BUNNIES FROM HELL WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!!" Shelby screamed at him, earning odd stares from many bystanders, whom she screamed at. "WHAT?!"

"You're really into this, aren't you?" Kaoru asked, while Hikaru was laughing at the absurdity of the situation.

Shelby grinned, and nodded.

Kyouya had taken the thong (not wanting the rabid bunnies from hell on his tail), and delicately placed it on his head. Addie took out her cell phone and snapped a pic.

"Photobucket gold, I tell you." Becky commented, while standing behind Addie, observing the picture.

"Heehee, Kyouya! You look silly!" Honey said, giggling to himself.

Mori nodded.

Tamaki, being the oddball that he was, was overjoyed. "Mon Ami, Kyouya! You've embraced your feminine side!"

Kyouya grumbled. "More like Shelby forced it on me…"

Shelby grinned; she heard him.

"Who else wishes to take a shot at it?" Janna asked, holding up a pair of white lacy panties and displayed them like Vanna White.

The twins glanced at each other. Nick cocked his head in there direction.

"What are you guys thinking…?"

Hikaru turned to face Nick, a smirk plastered all over his face. He then turned to Janna, "We'll take two!"

Janna smiled, and tossed Kaoru and Hikaru each a pair of panties. Both boys put them on their heads and laughed at each other.

Shelby smirked at the situation she had created, and looked back at her clipboard. "Leave small sacrifices of gifts in the hands of mannequins."

Everyone glanced around, in search of mannequins. Kyouya took this as an opportunity to pull the thong off his head, but Addie caught him.

"Shelby! Kyouya is trying to take off the unfashionable thong!"

Shelby glared her i-will-make-your-brain-expode glare at the spectacle-clad boy, and he put it back on.

"I FOUND ONE!!" Tamaki screamed from a few lines over, and everyone rushed over to him. Sure enough, there was a swarm of mannequins posing, wearing 'fashionable' clothes, which Addie criticized.

"Okay, seriously?! THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL FASHIONABLE?!" Addie screeched, gesturing to one mannequin, who was wearing an orange tee shirt with a man dressed in black on it, the words 'strangers have the best candy' written below it, and jeans.

Mori pulled a random object off the shelf behind him (said random object being a bag of fun sized Hershey bars), and handed it to Honey. The smallish blonde boy smiled, and stood on his tiptoes and put it in the hands of the mannequin with the orange tee shirt.

"Four more left." Kyouya observed.

"Can it, thong-man." Addie snapped. "We can count." Kyouya frowned.

"Can you?" Janna asked, glaring in Addie's direction.

"Janna…" Shelby growled.

Nick put a hand on Janna's shoulder. "Janna, quiet."

After selecting and placing their offerings (a pack of bubblegum, a cow stuffed animal, an etch-a-sketch, and a can of febreeze), the group moved to the next one.

"Play soccer- the entire store is your field." Shelby read. Tamaki lit up, and ran a few aisles over. He returned with a soccer ball, still in the box.

"…Tamaki, we can't play ball if it's in a box…" Becky said, looking over the box.

"I can't open it." The blonde said, almost crying.

Addie stepped in. "Don't worry about it, Shelby usually carries around a pocket knife." She turned to Shelby. "SHELBY!! DO YOU HAVE YOUR POCKET KNIFE?!"

Shelby flinched; she had been standing right behind her. "Yeah, give me the box." She said, flipping out her glow-in-the-dark pocket knife.

Kaoru looked at her. "What is it with you and stuff that glows?"

Shelby burst out in laughter. "S-Sorry… I… I just can't… I CAN'T TAKE YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY WITH THAT ON YOUR HEAD!!"

The twins looked at her, nervously at first (she WAS holding a pocketknife, after all), then laughed at themselves again.

By now, Tamaki had handed her the box, and she had cut most of it open, and she was still laughing. Her hand suddenly slipped, and she cut a huge slit in her arm.

"DAMMIT!! THAT HURTS!!" She screamed, dropping both the box and her pocket knife, and clutching her arm in pain.

"Are you alright?" Kyouya asked, leaning over her.

Shelby glanced up at him, and started laughing again. Kyouya rolled his eyes, and pulled the thong off hid head. "Let me see it."

She flipped her arm over, and displayed the cut. Kyouya ran his fingers over the whole gash- it went from her wrist to her elbow.

"You should get to a hospital. It's just bad enough that you should get treated for it."

"I HATE HOSPITALS. DON'T YOU DARE MAKE ME GO THERE."

"Yeah, last time she went she had a few broken ribs. She had refused to go back; she hates the smell. Not to mention those paper gowns! Ugh! SO, like, NEVER." Addie commented, leaning over Shelby's arm.

Kaoru looked around. "Hey… how about we just buy a bunch of Band-Aids? We're in Wal-Mart, after all."

"Buy?" Hikaru corrected.

"We should buy them; we could get in a lot of trouble if we take them." Honey said, as though they weren't in trouble already.

"So yeah, lets GET THE DAMN BANDAIDS AND MAKE MY ARM STOP SQUIRTING BLOOD!!" Shelby screamed at the last part, although the pain in her arm was going down a bit.

And so, they got (paid) for the band-aids, and patched Shelby up. She looked at the clipboard, which she held in the arm that hadn't been sliced open.

"As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

Tamaki's eyes got really big. "You… You mean it's NOT magic?"