A/N: I do not intend to offend anyone. I am only using an author's traits and characteristics and exaggerating them to make it funny. It is SUPPOSED to be funny. If you are offended, please contact me.

What up my awesome twat...waffles? Puncakes? Eggs Benedict? Anyways, it's time to read my looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong ass reviews that are wayyyyyyyyyyy better than the ones I got from the old Sonic story. Pssshhh...who needs them!

To the guy who reviewed with "I read": Dude, that two word review is the best one I've ever received. You know what, your review is so inspiring that I don't even need to read the other ones. Bravo my twat sausage.

So let's get on with the story. To all of you who disagreed with what I was saying last chapter, YOU ARE ALL WRONG AND HAVE NO PLACE HERE. PLEASE JUMP INTO THE NEAREST VOLCANO WHILE EATING A BURGER KING BREAKFAST SANDWICH. WITHOUT ANY MILK. Now let's go my twat cereal.

One day, Angel the Hedgehog was just walking through the town. Sonic walked towards her but all he got was a fist to the face. Ash Ketchup also walked up to Angel, but he received the same fist to his face. Angel punched everyone in the face in the town and was about to finish the last person, but stopped when she discovered it was Tails!

"Hey Tails! So I was just watching ShadyPenguin and his Soul Link with Nappy and..."

"Angel, I have no idea what you are talking about..."

"And Shady is getting all of the doo-doo butter Pokemon, well except for Umbreon."

"Still have no idea..."

"Tails, we are going back to my house and we are watching lllllllllll of their Soul Link." Angel said, grabbing him by the arm.

"I kinda got some work to do though..."

"WE ARE WATCHING IT, RIGHT NOW."

"OKAY FINE, DON'T HURT ME!"

"Good, now just listen, and we can consider this a date." She said, walking with him towards the beautiful sunset.

They kept walking until Angel saw a orange Yoshi walking away calmly.

"I FORGOT ONE!"

"NOOOOOOOOO!"

There we go, my twat bagels. There's my awesome chapter. NOW I BETTER SEE REVIEWS WITH AT LEAST 5000 WORDS AND NOTHING LESS. ALSO YOU ALL BETTER WATCH SHADY AND NAPPY AND GAMEBOYLUKE AND DOOKIESHED AND HIIMTWIT AND CUDDLEOFDEATH AND PKSPARKS. AND FUCK NATEWANTSTOBATTLE! Question of the week: WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE LEAVE DECENT REVIEWS? DO ITTTTTT. BYE MY LOVELY LITTLE TWAT SCRAMBLED EGGS IN A BAGEL STUFFED INTO A CREPE WITH A SIDE OF HASH BROWNS.

And I another one for you guys. These are pretty easy to crank out, so I decided to write another one. Ill keep em going til I get my computer fixed.

As you can tell, this chapter is about one of my best friends on here, IcyAngels. It's funny how I met her through one of the most annoying people on the site. She literally has nothing to do with SonicXMLP, but yet remains one of my favorite people. She is a fantastic writer and a pretty professional one at that. If you guys like Pokemon, go check her out, because she is awesome.

I also want to take a moment to recognize an important person's second year anniversary of being on FF. Mr. BLTS or BaconLettuceTomatoSwag. He's one of the first writers I saw on this site when just first joined and I think he deserves the respect. Give him a PM with some congratulations and some kind words. HE needs it guys.

Thank you everyone for reading and reviewing, leave a review if you would like, and as always, EOOOOOON OUTTT!

WHO WILL BE THE NEXT VICTIM? GIVE ME YOUR SUGGESTIONS, AGAIN!