Disclaimer- Don't own Twilight

Claimer- I do own the plot and Artemis

APOV

My time has come. I will probably never get an opportunity like this ever again. Tomorrow Emmett will be my slave.

"Be prepared Emmett… from 12:00am to 12:00am you will be mine." I smiled up at him.

"You'll fall asleep sometime. You wont be awake for 24 hours." He said shaking his head.

"Edward?" I asked.

"Yeah?" He asked.

"Can you wake me up at 12:00am and make sure I stay awake all day? Pleeeeeease!" I begged.

"Sure." He smiled.

"Whatever." Emmett said.

"You should be afraid. Very afraid." I gave him an evil grin.

"Whatever." He said again.

I will make his day a living hell tomorrow.

The day of servitude…

I was up at 12:00am sharp. I had everything planed out and I will get all the things that I want him to do in to these small 24 hours.

"You have to follow me around all day unless I tell you otherwise… got it?" I asked him.

"Sure, sure." He shrugged. What? Did he think that I couldn't do anything to him?

I pulled out a 50s housewife costume.

"See this? This is what you have to wear while making me breakfast." I smiled at his face.

"I can't cook." He said.

"Get out a cook book, honey." I told him.

I heard him say something under his breath, it sounded like 'Evil' or something.

He put it on and it was hilarious. We had video cameras and cameras out. The way his legs looked in it was so funny I couldn't help but laugh.

He ended up making me semi-cooked eggs and burnt bacon.

"Uhhhhh… I think I would rather you buy me food." I said looking at he food he made me.

"I told you I couldn't cook." He smiled.

"I thought that you might have had practiced in the last almost 100 years."

"Nope."

"I think McDonalds is still open." I got up and walked to the door. I stopped just before I hit the door. "Wait… Alice can you get the second costume?" I asked her.

"Sure." She smiled add ran to my room.

"What is it this time?" Emmett groaned.

"This." Alice said coming holding up a pirate costume.

"You have to wear this while you buy me a McHeartattack." I told him.

"I have to wear this in front of other people? I thought we weren't allowed to draw attention." He whined to Carlisle.

"This kind of attention is fine." Edward said.

"Plus, you are my slave for today." I told him.

He groaned again and walked off with the costume in hand.

When he came back everyone took pictures.

"I have a camera to video tape people reactions!" Alice called.

We all got into a car different from Emmett's so that we didn't have to be embarrassed. We didn't want people thinking we were with him.

We walked in first and sat at a table. Twenty minutes later Emmett walked in.

You should have seen the faces on the people in McDonalds. They had looks from amazed, amused, and scared.

"Look mommy! It's a pirate!" One kid shouted.

I couldn't hear what the person at the register was saying but it looked like he was trying not to laugh. We, on the other hand, couldn't contain our laughter.

Alice was trying to stay still. Even though she was a vampire it was still hard to keep the camera from moving from all her laughter. I had my arms on the table and my face buried in them. Edward had his head on my back and he was cracking up. Jasper just had his elbow on the table and he cupped his chine. He looked like he was having a hard time not rolling on the floor from everyone's obvious amusement.

Emmett got our food all too soon and practically ran out of Mickey D's.

"I don't want to do this any more!" He yelled when we got to the house.

Alice played the video for everyone who couldn't come. Tanya looked like she was trying not to laugh, bit failed miserably. Everyone else was laughing freely.

"Okay, okay. I got two more things that I want you to the. The rest can wait another time." I said when I finally caught my breath. He looked at me like he was debating on weather or mot to run. "You finally realize that you should be afraid of me huh?" I asked.

"uh-huh." He nodded.

"Well you are my slave for today." I smiled at him. "Grab your board."

He nodded and went to get his board. I grabbed mine and the other grabbed their skis.

We got to the slopes and everyone was waiting to hear what I had planned for Emmett. This was all my doing. Alice didn't help me plan this one out like she did with the others.

"You have to wear this going down the slopes while singing the Barney song." I said pulling out a sparkly red dress that would go up to about mid thigh on him.

"Hell no!" He shouted.

"You do and I'll let you make me do something embarrassing." I told him.

"Anything?" He asked.

"Anything. But that doesn't mean your not going to be my slave for the day." I warned him.

"I can deal with that." He put on an evil grin and grabbed the dress to go change.

I regretted what I told him when he put on that grin. What did he have planned? I looked at Edward and his eyes were wide.

"What?" I asked him not trying to hide that I was scared.

"You shouldn't have told him that you would do anything." Edward said shaking his head.

"Tell me!"

"Oh. My. Gawd!" Alice shouted.

"What!" I asked.

Then Emmett came out of the bathroom and started singing. Alice pulled out the camera and gave it to me because she needed to use those stick thingies for the skis. I turned it on and focused on Emmett.

"I love you! You love me! Were a great big family! With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you! Wont you say you lave me too?!" Emmett sand over and over until we got to the end. He sang it about seven times before we got to the end.

At the bottom of the slope I walked up to a pair of snowboarders, both guys, and put the camera on them.

"What did you guys think of that?" I asked them.

"That was hilarious dude!" One called while laughing.

"Who made him do that?!" The other one asked while laughing.

"I did." I smiled at them.

"You are totally crazy! He is crazy for doing it.

"Just wait till you see what she has to do." Emmett said stopping right next to us.

"Will be waiting right here!" they both called.

"Better get up there." Emmett said.

We got to the top of the slope again. We were so high up I couldn't see the two guys who were waiting for my embarrassing stunt.

"What do I have to do?" I asked.

"Board down in you underwear." Emmett grind.

Oh hell, shit, fuck, ass, bitch… I can go on forever.

(I was going to stop here but I decided not to.)

"WHAT!" I yelled.

"You heard. Now go get into your underwear." He smiled.

"I hate you. You are so in for a world of hurt." I growled at him.

I started stripping right there. Everyone was going to see me in my underwear anyway.

Guess what I was wearing. Lace. Yup. Lace underwear. But this time the bottoms only had lace around the hem this time. They weren't seeing through like the ones Edward saw me in. Lucky me! The color was black.

I put on my black hat and goggles and turn to Emmett. I flipped him the bird and flew down the slope with him at my heel with the camera.

Just to give it a little flavor I went over a small hill and did a 360.

We made it to the bottom of the hill. The two guys were standing there with their mouths hanging open. Other guys on snowboards came down after Emmett and me.

"Do you, like, have a boy friend?" One guy asked.

"I so want her." Another said.

"Holy shit that girl is hot."

"She totally crazy!"

Emmett was taping everything.

Then everyone looked up to see who else was coming down. Three people with snowboards, two boys and a girl, stopped in front of me.

Alice now had a white and pink snowboard. She words the same outfit too. Jasper had a white and orange one and the same outfit. Edward had the same outfit with a black and blue board like Emmett's.

"'Sup." I said while Edward came over to me.

He took off his goggles and kissed me. When he was done making his point he leaned down to my ear.

"I don't like the way they are thinking and looking at you." He growled.

"Sorry." I smiled sheepishly at him. "YOU!" I turned to Emmett. "ARE SO DEAD!" But I couldn't look mean for long because he was still in his dress.

"Race?" He asked.

"For what?" I asked.

"I win I am no longer you slave. You win I am you slave for another day." He smiled.

"Deal. Human speed though." I said.

"Wearing what we are?" He asked.

"Of course." I smiled.

"Alice! Tape." He said throwing her the camera and going to the thingy that takes you up to the top.

We made it up the hill and everyone was ready. I guess we were all racing. We were on the really big slope so this race was going to be longer then the last.

"What's the bet?" I asked.

Jasper, Alice, and Edward all striped their clothes. Emmett tore off the dress and was in his boxers. Alice had on underwear just like mine but white. Edward had on black boxers, Jasper had white, and Emmett had gray.

"Whoever wins get everyone else as a slave." Edward said.

"Human speed!" I told them and they all nodded.

"Who gets to tape?" Emmett asked.

"Hey!" Alice called to a random guy who was checking me and her out."

"Yeah?" He asked in a daze.

"Tape us." She told him. "Make sure you keep up."

He nodded and got ready to follow.

"Hey!" I called to another.

"Uh-huh?" He asked looking me up and down. I heard Edward growl.

"Tell us when to go." I ordered. He just nodded.

"Ready. Set. GO!" And we were off.

A/N: You have to wait till next chapter to see who wins! Ha ha ha ha ha!