Yo! Naruto is an Arrancar. Arrancar is a Vasto Lorde class... I think... So to make things easier, I'm just gonna call him an Arrancar. Screw this! I'm not gonna use any of the girls I put in the poll. I'M DOING NARUXUNOHANA!

Last time

Naruto just stood there staring at the door before knocking three times. The door opened to reveal a beautiful woman with emerald green eyes and red hair that reached her lower back. The womans eyes widened when she saw Naruto.

"H-Hollow." she said and unsheathed her zanpakuto.

"Mom?" Naruto asked making the womans eyes go wider.

"N-Naruto? Is that you? Minato-kun! Minato-kun, come here!" the woman shouted into the house. Ten seconds later, a man showed up in the doorway. The man had spiky sunkissed yellow hair and blue eyes.

"What is it Kushina-chan?" he asked but stopped when he saw the Arrancar outside. "Hollow!" he shouted and started unsheathing his sword but stopped when the woman, Kushina, laid a hand on his.

"Minato. Look at him." she said making Minatos eyes narrow before widening.

"N-Naruto?!" he asked incredilously.

Naruto just tilted his head to the side. "Aren't you the Yondaime? You can't be my dad." he said.

"Y-yes. I am your dad." Minato said with a smile.

"Oh" Naruto said with a smile before punching him once on the nose. "then your the reason I look like this." he said while helping Minato up from the floor. "But now we're even."

"Okay... I cad live with that." Minato said while holding his bleeding nose. "Why dod't you cobe id?" he asked and moved out of the way.

Naruto just stared at him "...What?"

"I think he said: Why don't you come in?" Kushina said and led Naruto inside.

Once inside they were sitting around a table drinking sake. Tea just wouldn't do in this case.

"So before we start this. What are your names?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow.

"I'm Uzumaki Kushina and he's Namikaze Minato." Kushina said while pointing at Minato who had cotton stuffed up his nose.

"And you're my parents?" at their nod Naruto continued. "Then where were you all my life? Now I know you died sealing the Kyuubi into me. But you." he said pointing at Kushina.

"I died at child birth."

"Oh..."

One hour later all three were passed out around the able but were awoken by someone busting a giant hole in the wall.

"I want a rematch!" came the shout of our favorite spikey haired captain.

"Z-Zaraki-Taicho! Didn't Genryuusai-Soutaicho tell you not to just burst through walls anytime you want?!" Minato shouted.

"Sorry Minato but I need to find that Naruto guy and get a rematch and I heard that he was here! Now where is he?!" Kenpachi shouted.

"He's right... here?" Minato said and pointed at the chair where Naruto used to sit, only to find him gone. Kenpachi just looked around for a couple of seconds before running out again.

"NARUTO!! I WANT A REMATCH!" he shouted while running around flailing his sword around wildly.

Meanwhile, Naruto kicked in the door of the 4th division, startling everyone there.

"Hanako! Where are you my trusted sidekick?!" he shouted while looking around at all the wounded and wide eyed shinigamis.

"I'm right here Naruto-sama!" Hanako shouted and went down on his knees infront of Naruto, surprising both himself and Naruto.

"Umm... Hanako... What are you doing?" he asked while sweatdropping. Hanako immediatly got up and started scratching the back of his head.

"Ahaha... sorry... Spur of the moment." he said making everyone sweatdrop, including Kenpachi who was on the other side of Seireitei.

"Anyway, Hanako! Can you fight well?" Naruto asked holding Hanako infront of him by the collar again.

"N-No... I'm a healer, not a fighter." Hanako said making Naruto shake his head.

"Not when I'm done with ya!" he shouted and slung Hanako over his shoulder. then he walked up to Unohana Retsu. "Umm, excuse me... Are you the boss lady thingy of this place?" he asked getting a nod from the woman. (AAH Retsu-sama! You're so beautiful!)

"Yes I am. Why do you ask?" she said with a kind smile.

"Well, I plan on taking Hanako away from here for a while to turn him into a fighter who can stand up for himself. And I need you to give him some time off from work." Naruto said giving her the puppy dog... err... Fox kit eyes. Even though he had that mask on, pretty much every woman in the building screamed "KAWAII!" in their minds when they saw him.

"I don't know... there's alot to be done here." Unohana said looking around only to freeze up when she heard his next words.

"Pwease..." he asked with the Ultra fox kit eyes on. Unohana had to mentally slap herself to stop her from squeeling and glomping him at that moment.

"Oh alright..." she said making Naruto give her a bright smile.

"Thank you, oh fair maiden! You are to kind, I'm obviously not worthy of basking in your shadow. I will take my leave now. Until we meet again fair maiden!" and with that, he ran as fast as he could to the special training area where he met Yuroichi the first time.

"Now Thunderboy, for the next six month we are going to train and train and train." Naruto said with an evil smile.

"Ano... Thunderboy?"

"Yes, after all, if you wanna be my sidekick you need a name." Naruto said with a grin. "Foxman and Thunderboy!" he exclaimed with a thumbs up.

"Can I still keep my name?" Thunderboy asked with a sweatdrop.

"Of course you can, others may call you whatever the hell you want when you're not with me. But when you're at a distance of 10 ft or less away from me, you're Thunderboy." and with that he changed over to his second personality who smiled evilly. "Now let's train maggot!" and with that, he charged. Needless to say, Thunderboy got to practice alot of healing during those six months.

Naruto had him do 500 push-ups followed by 500 sit-ups followed by 1 hour of running while being chased by a bloodthirsty Naruto. After he could do all that somewhat easily, Naruto forced him to start wearing weights while doing the same thing over and over. After that they started sparring while Kenpachi was running all over Seireitei looking for Naruto. Naruto also got Thunderboy a weapon that didn't heal when it hits someone.

In Seireitei Kenpachi was restless. He had been searching for Naruto for six months and beaten down a couple of his subordinates out of pure boredom.

Now after the six months of training were over, Foxman and Thunderboy, now named Thunderkit, were walking down the streets of Seireitei on their way back to the 4th division.

"Yo!" Naruto shouted when he walked in with Thunderkit. "I brought Thunderkit back, as promised." he said with a smile when they got to Unohana who had her arms crossed.

"Yeah. You said you wanted to take him away for a while. Not six months." she scolded him with a frown making him scratch the back of his head.

"Ehehe... Sorry?" he asked with a grin. "Well, see you later Thunderkit! I'll tell you when we will continue our noble crusade for justice!" and with that he shunpoed away, leaving a sweatdropping Unohana behind.

"Thunderkit?"

"Yeah... But you can call me by my own name when I'm more than 10 ft away from him." Hanako said getting a nod from Unohana.

"He is kinda strange, isn't he?" she asked and Hanako nodded.

"Yeah. He's got three personalities." he said making Unohana go wide eyed.

"Three?"

Hanako nodded. "Yeah. One was the 'crusading' one you saw right now, he calls himself Foxman. The other one is his normal personality, he's Naruto. And the last one is his battle personality, he calls himself Sarge... I don't like him... He makes me call him sir and makes me do all kinds of exercises." Hanako said and shuddered before going to work.

Meanwhile Naruto was walking towards his parents house when he felt a humongous reiatsu come towards him at high speed. 'Hmm... My superior senses indicate that now would be a good time to duck.' he thought before crouching, barely avoiding getting his head cut off by a jagged sword.

"Naruto! I've been searching for you for six months. I want a rematch!" Kenpachi said with a maniacal grin on his face.

Naruto just stood there staring at him for a moment before nodding. "Okay." he said making everyone around him almost faint from shock and making Kenpachi jump up and down with excitement.

By now word had spread all around Seireitei that Kenpachi was fighting Naruto, thus explaining the gathering of pretty much every shinigami in Seireitei.

"Yay! Go Ken-chan!" said a voice from behind Kenpachi. Naruto looked to see a small pink haired blob of energy hanging from Kenpachis shoulder.

"What's that?" Naruto asked pointing at the girl making the crowd of shinigamis that had gathered sweatdrop, including all the Taichos except Kenpachi.

"Oh her? That's Yachiru, my fukutaicho. Yachiru! Go and sit down somewhere." Kenpachi said getting a nod from the pink haired girl.

"Hai!" she said before jumping on to the shoulders of 3rd seat Madarame Ikkaku.

"Now then. Let's fight shall we?" Kenpachi said getting a nod from Naruto.

"Sure. Just let me get into character." Naruto said and closed his eyes. Meanwhile, in the crowd Hanako nudged his captain with his shoulder.

"Now you'll see Sarge." he said backing away alittle making the other captains look at him in cofusion.

Naruto opened his eyes to show two blood red eyes. He smiled a wicked smile. "Let's play." he said and licked his lips before charging.

Naruto came up to Kenpachi and tried to stab him in the head with his hand. Kenpachi leaned his head to the left, only for Narutos hand to rip off his eyepatch. Reiatsu poured off of the two fighters, making the weaker shinigami fall to their knees. Kenpachi attempted to slash Narutos head off but said Arrancar just ducked and kicked Kenpachi in the stomach, sending him flying into a wall.

"Come on. Is that all you got?" Naruto asked before dodging to the left as Kenpachi quickly came from behind and did a downward slash. Naruto ducked and attempted a sweeping kick. Kenpachi saw the kick coming and jumped only for Naruto to get up and punch him in the face when he was in the air. "I don't even have to draw my zanpakuto." he said with an evil grin which Kenpachi mimicked before coming at Naruto with a vertical slash.

Naruto, who had gotten tired of playing around, just stopped Kenpachis blade with his index finger before smiling, now back to his normal personality. "Time to sleep Pachi-chan." he said before kicking Kenpachi in the chin, this time alot harder than usual, sending Kenpachi into blissful unconsiousness.

"Well then... That was fun!" Naruto exclaimed with a happy grin before walking away, leaving a stunned crowd behind. This guy just beat THE Zaraki Kenpachi without even breaking a sweat!

Fifteen minutes later we find Naruto sitting atop the Senzaikyu (I think that's the name of the tower Rukia was trapped in), deep in thought. "What am I supposed to do with my life? ...Afterlife I mean. What will happen after I kill Aizen?" as he thought this his two other personalities poofed up on each shoulder (Kinda like a consience. Or the mini-Jacks from Pirates of the Caribbean 3. Only that people can see them). They stood at 6 inches tall. Foxman was wearing traditional English knights armor (Imagine Sean Connerys armor from Robin Hood with Kevin Costner). Sarge on the other hand was wearing sergeants uniform with a red berret.

"Then we will find a new purpose! And we will continue crusading and fight the good fight!" said Foxman in his head.

"No! Once we kill that Aizen faggot, we come back here and kill anyone strong enough to defend themselves sir!" Sarge shouted but was silenced by a bop on the head from Foxman.

"Silence evildoer! We will do no such thing! Right?" Foxman asked Naruto who nodded.

"That's right. I could never kill these people. They're good people." Naruto said making Sarge flip him the bird.

"Pussy!" he shouted before poofing away.

Foxmans got wide eyed before unsheathing his sword. "Heathen! I will not tolerate such language in my presence! Prepare to die!" he shouted before he too poffed away.

Naruto sighed. "That didn't answer any questions at all." he whined before laying down to sleep.

The next morning he woke up from a stinging pain in his cheek. Looking up he saw a crow standing there, just pecking his cheek as if just trying to mess with him. Sarge once again popped up wielding a combat knife. "I'll get him off of you sir!" he shouted and jumped at the crow, stabbing it in the eye. The crow started to frantically shake his head, trying to get the short psycho off his head. Eventually he got him off and flew at Naruto who immediatly started running.

Foxman poofed in with his sword drawn. "I will help you slay this beast Sarge!" he shouted and ran after the bird together with Sarge.

"Hanatarou-san. Do you know where Naruto is?" Yama asked Hanako outside the 4th divisions office.

"Umm... I think he said that he would sleep on the Senzaikyu. It's the highest point of Seireitei, thus giving him an advantage incase someone tries to kill him." Hanako said before adding. "By the way, it's Hanako now sir." Yama nodded and was about to head to the tower when he heard a scream. Turning around he saw Naruto running for his life with a one eyed crow flying after him. Unohana and her vice captain together with Kenpachi and his vice captain came out to see Naruto run right past them, into the building.

"He ran into the building! We must rescue the Commander!" shouted a voice from behind them, one that made Kenpachi go wide eyed.

"I know that voice." he said and turned around with the others. They saw nothing.

"Excuse me gentlemen and fair maidens! Do you think you can give us a lift to find our king Naruto?!" shouted another voice from below them. Looking down they saw the two personalities standing on the ground. "I'm saddened to realize that we are not fast enough to catch up to him." Foxman said with a sad voice. Yashiru jumped down from Kenpachis back and crouched down.

"I can be your horsey Tiny-chans." she said with a smile making Foxman smile and jump up on her shoulder while Sarge twitched. He immediatly jumped at Yashiru and poked her in the ear with his knife.

"Quiet missy. Just run!" he ordered making Yashiru, strangely enough follow said order. She quickly ran after Naruto with the others following. When they got into Hanakos apartment, that Naruto had run in to. They saw Naruto waving his zanpakuto around wildly while sporting several wounds in is face with Hanako wearing wounds doing the same, trying to kill the crazy bird. They all sweatdropped when they realized that the man who beat Kenpachi couldn't even kill a bird.

"Kill it! It's evil!" Naruto shouted getting Kenpachi to jump in at the word kill. Not even he could kill the bird.

Sarge and Foxman were standing on Yashirus shoulders watching, Sarge in amusement and Foxman in greif.

"My king..."

"Fiesty little bastard isn't he?" Sarge said before pulling out his cambat knife again. He turned to Foxman who nodded at him before running with him down to Yashirus hand. "Little missy! Launch us!" he ordered and Yashiru nodded before throwing them at the bird.

"I shall save you my king!" Foxman shouted and thrust his sword into the body of the crow while Sarge grabbed it around the neck.

"I got you now birdie!" he cried and cackled evilly as he ran the knife two laps around the birds throat. The crow screeched for a while before dropping from the air, plummeting into the ground. "Victory is ours!" Sarge shouted and held up his knife while foxman was leaning against his sword.

"The evil has been exterminated. My king! How about, after we kill Aizen, we become dragon slayers?!" Foxman asked making Naruto sweatdrop.

"Ano... Dragons went extinct over 5000 years ago." Naruto said making Foxmans eyes widen.

"Really? Then what was this fiend?" he asked pointing at the bird.

"That's a crow..."

"Oh... Never mind then."

"Let's get you boys treated and later, I want to talk to you Naruto." Yama said and Naruto nodded.

Done! I just had an idea and needed to write it down before forgetting it. Now it's time for some info about the personalities.

Name: Uzumaki Naruto

Occupation: None, just doing whatever i find 'til I find Aizen

Hobbies: Fighting

Favorite food: Ramen!

Favorite drink: Whiskey

Name: Foxman

Occupation: Crusader for the greater good!

Hobbies: Slaying evil

Favorite food: Ramen!

Favorite drink: Fine wine

Name: Sarge

Occupation: Non of you god damn buissnes!

Hobbies: Kickin balls

Favorite food: Meat

Favorite drink: I only drink the blood of my enemies. though occasionaly I enjoy a sex on the beach.