I spotted Twilight on the couch sleeping….I was in that kind of mood..to pull some pranks.

"..awesome…" I said as I crept over to my fox brother with a thing of lipstick in my pocket.

I rubbed his tummy, to get him to relax..he purred from it..then I striked.

"Tooth what are O.O AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" he laughed as I turned his white belly fur..into a hot pink #7 color :D.

"Tooth please..no more XD" he said between laughs..then I took out the butter.

"AHHHHHH MARAGIN!! O.O" he yelled as I thrusted butter into his navel cavity.

"AHAHAHAHAHHAHA XD, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!! XD" he wailed.

"Because we don't cuddle enough" I said with an evil smirk.

I took out a sawn-off shotgun….and aimed for him.

"O.O''….Tooth please…..I'll cuddle you more, I SWEAR!!" he shrieked but I pulled the trigger.

Blood was everywhere as I ate his carcass…lol.. just kidding it was only silly putty :D.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XD''" he laughed with relieve he actually thought I was gonna kill him.

It's time to unleash my battery!" I said as I shoved a thick power battery in his navel.

"AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA THAT REALLY TINGLES XD!!" he yelped from the tiny electrocution he was receiving.

"Now to finish you" I said taking out a small black jar with no label.

He was obviously wondering what would be next, because he had goose-bumps.

I opened the lid….and released…a big…furry….tarantula.

"O.O TOOTH PLEASE NO!!" he said trying to escape, but it was too late the arachnid crawled to his belly button…..and seemed to tickle him.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XD!! FURRY DEATH FURRY DEATH!!" he yelled, as the spider kept' going.

"Ha the Tickle Tarantula of Guatemala….enjoy him" I said leaving him flailing around trying to throw off the arachnid, not wanting to touch it.

Tails was happily in his lab trying to create a plasma coil….of course his superior hearing would hear me right away….I had to distract him. I threw a "That was Easy" button across the room. As it said its catchphrase, the bewildered Tails, looked over in that direction….then I pounced him.

"WHAT THE!!...TOOTH!!,….WHAT ARE YOU O.O" he stopped asking as soon as he saw me with a pickle.

"..Now…time for some…..PICKLE TICKLE!!" I said as I rubbed the pickle into this particular foxie's navel cavity.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NONONONONONNOONONOONON XD!" he shrieked but I wouldn't listen.

"Time for some marbles!!" I said actually playing a game of marbles with my self in his navel.

"AHAHAHAHA HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!! XD!!" he yelled, confused by the improbability of this whole ordeal.

I dumped a small jar of garlic cloves into his belly button.

"OH EWWWWWWWWWW, TOOTH THAT REAKS!!" he said with an annoyed frown.

"Don't worry your little capitalist head….I'll fix it, ski" I said in my Russian accent.

I first put in Elmer's Glue, then added some incense sticks and light them….and walked away….leaving Tails gagging and laughing from the fuse and the small warmth the sticks were giving off…..

This was a request fic from Ultimate Sonic Fan 1...he really liked this idea so he wanted me to make it A.S.A.P, so part 2 will come shortly, and "The Babying" is still going, so don't fret. :3