Ryan found his cub, sweating in the corner on a hot summers' day…..
"Come on buddy we gotta do something" said the father.
"Dad….it's too to do anything" said his son, Anthony panting like a dog.
"Hmmmmmmm….there's got to be something for us, to do while staying cool, while having some alone quality time together" subconsciously thought by Ryan.
Suddenly a flier fly into the room through the window that read "NEW WATERPARK KIDS UNDER 10 FOR FREE!! ADULTS ONLY 5!! (pretty good deal)".
"Hey, kiddo…." asked Ryan.
"Yeah?" still panting, answered Anthony.
"..Get your swimsuit on….were going someplace" said Ryan.
Anthony clearly got excited and ran to his room.
15 minutes later…..
They arrived at the waterpark themed SQUISHIN' JOES!! "A place where a weird guy sprays you with a hose!!"
"O.o…that's a weird motto" pondered Ryan.
"COME ON, DAD!!" Anthony dragged his father into the not so crowded theme park.
"Hmmmmm….lets go on the "Gash Opener" said Ryan, pointing at a unfinished looking water slide that leads to 40 foot drop into a pool that was crowded with people swimming.
"O.O" it was obvious that Anthony was freaked out.
"Come on you'll go down with me….and I'll make sure we land on that guy" Ryan said pointing at an obese walrus.
"hahahahahahaha XD" laughed Anthony, but was suddenly dragged by his father.
"Please keep your hands, feet, flippers, tails, ears, whatever is attached to your body in the slide at all times" said the squeaky voiced teen watching the ride.
"Why, not Pizza Face?" said Anthony.
"Wha?" answered the teen.
"Nothing…(whispers) nice one" said Ryan, who then whispered a compliment to his son.
As they flew down the slide Ryan was yelling with adrenaline and Anthony was covering his eyes whimpering.
They landed on the walrus, like Ryan said they would but, he didn't seem to notice (XD).
"Come on, buddy you gotta let go of my torso, sooner or later" said Ryan.
Anthony slowly let go, then Ryan huggled him, and said:
I'm gonna get us some ice-cream, wait here.
Anthony was left alone only for 2 seconds then some punk kids approached him.
"Hey kid…give us all of your moneyz" said a dolphin….which Anthony found strange.
"Yeah, yo moneyz" repeated two gorillas who looked like twins….and morons.
"I don't have any money" said Anthony with his arms crossed.
"…and if I did the likes of you wouldn't be getting, it fish-face." he added on.
The dolphin squeaked an angry dolphin squeak (o.O) and the gorilla twins went "Oh Shnap" in unison.
"Oh….squeak….thats very kind of you to let us practice karate on you" smirked the dolphin.
"…say what?" said Anthony who was quickly grabbed and was being punched in the gut by the dolphin.
"HEY, STOP IT YOU LITTLE TWAT!!" said Ryan running over.
The gorilla twins panicked and ran, but at the last moment the dolphin landed a cheap shot on Anthony…right in the eye.
"YOU BETTER RUN, YOU PUNKS!!" yelled Ryan.
"Little buddy are you-…….what happened to your eye!!" questioned Ryan.
"They….were holding me down...cause I wouldn't give them money….then I made fun of the dolphin kid….and he punched me in the gut a couple of times….and when you came over…..he socked me right in the eye." Said Anthony holding back tears, revealing a black eye.
"…….GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR…….WAIT……..HERE!!" said Ryan chasing after the kids, which he found quickly, with his sensitive hearing.
He first, finds the gorilla twins, he actually froze then fainted from the sight of this angry fox.
"humph..….bullies….are always cowards…" stated Ryan….then went after the dolphin.
He finally corned the dolphin in the men's room.
"So….you like beating up kids who are smaller than you huh?" interrogated Ryan.
"..yeah….whats it to you?" remarked the bully, but was still afraid.
"Well….there is a problem with your little "hobby"……YOU MESSED WITH MY SON!!" said Ryan who quickly snatched the little dolphin up.
"hey…put me down!!...I'll sue you!!"
"You can't sue me, your just a kid...but I'm gonna beat you to a bloody pulp!!" said Ryan angrily.
"O.O'" sweated the little dolphin.
SCENE MISSING: Trust me….that scene was like "The Sopranos"...all I can tell you is he broke his wrist and knocked out some teeth, and twisted his ankle….only using his tails O.O.
"Hey buddy, I got them for you" said Ryan handing his son a ice-pack for his eye, pulling it out of thin air.
"Thanks dad…..I'm tired...can we come back tomorrow?' asked Anthony.
"Sure, little buddy" said Ryan picking up his cub and giving him a piggy back ride all the way to the car. THE END.
Oh man, you best never mess with the foxie cubs :D. Well, this fic was cute..and violent ...anywho another request made by Ultimat Sonic Fan 1, I hope you like it buddy .
