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The Clamor of the Beehive

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The city where love and desire fly freely, Daten City. Young students, returning from the daily toil of school. Now is your chance to kick back and relax. Grab some popcorn and cola and gather around the TV.

Brassiere summoned Boxer and Sock making them crash down from the ceiling. Boxer is in bed while sock is on the toilet.

"Good morning angels. I see our heroes are making a habit of taking a fall."

You're the one who pulled the rug from under us, you damn priest! " Boxer yelled ticked off.

"God, you'd better have a good reason for waking us up so early." Sock interjected.

"But, of course. On God's oath. Now boys we have another alarming situation on our hands."

"What? There's another crap monster on the loose? "Boxer sighed as Sock eats his chocolate ice cream cone now on the couch.

"Your potty mouth is certainly alarming. But i was referring to something else. "Chick pushed out a small old lady from behind Brassiere."This woman right here is the principal of Daten City High. She's our client this time. "

"She sure is one gloomy looking old fossil." Boxer commented.

The old woman started to speak, "Th-There's been a spree of students going missing at our school. "Chick viciously bites the old woman. "Ouch! I contacted the authorities, but they're completely baffled. "

"So you think it might be a ghost? "Sock inferred. He pulled on his cat doll's tongue out of boredom.

"It must be the work of the Devil! O holy angels, please save our school! "She yelled rubbing herself against Boxer.

Boxer pushed the old woman away. "Yeah, yeah. It's not like we have a choice in the matter."

"You betcha! "Bra yelled loudly." Go forth angels! I command you to infiltrate this cursed school! However, you must take care not to draw attention to yourselves. "

The school is peaceful as usual. Friends chatting, couples kissing, jocks giving nerds wedgies. Then Boxer and Sock burst through the wall in their car scaring everyone. A red carpet rolls out of the car with both angels stepping out. Both wearing school boy outfits with a patch that has the first letter of their name. Boxer had a white button down and green tie with blue slacks and Sock had a black suit jacket, a blue tie, and white button down shirt. He had Honekoneko dressed similarly.

"Who're they?" Someone in the crowd yelled.

"Rich boys! "

"Adonises! "

"No, we're guardian angels. "Boxer corrected the crowd.

"Boxer, do you even understand what the word 'infiltrate' means?" Sock questioned." Not that I thought you did."

They both start to walk down the hallway as people take pictures. "Man, there isn't a whole lotta difference between schools down here and schools up in Heaven." Boxer said.

"How would you know? You barely ever went to class.?" Sock replied.

"Well, a guy like me ain't gonna waste his time learning when he could do better things. "

"I sense a double entendre in that sentence. " Sock opens his map." Let's make this quick then."

Everyone gasped making Boxer turn his head."Huh?"

"Aaaahhhhhh!" a figure with a beehive on his head screamed.

"Hey, Sock. I've already found someone suspicious. "

"Way too suspicious! "

Boxer pulls his underwear out of his pocket and transforms it into his gun. He shoots off the swarm of bees covering the figure running towards them. Sock trips the figure causing the hive to fall off.

"Damn! Fucking kid!" Sock growled angrily.

The orange haired boy quickly snapped his head up staring at Boxer with his bangs in his face."S-So Handsome ..."

"Hm? What's this?" Boxer kicked the beehive at the boys head causing bees to attack him again. He frantically starts to run around again." Look! It's a scary monster! Disgusting! "Boxer mused.

"We'll turn him in as the Ghost of the beehive. "Sock chuckled humorously.

"Help me! "The boy screamed before he crashed into a huge Jock.

"Oh, Brief. Where were you planning on taking those little bees I left in your care?" A girl clad in a pink cheerleader uniform asked from atop a group of jocks and cheerleaders on a throne.

"The Queen! It's Barby! "The crowd gasped.

"I-I'm really, really sorry! "Brief pleaded bowing down." But it wasn't me!"

Boxer kneeled next to Brief laughing. "Hey, why'd you take it off? Hey, wait ... who are they? "

"I see some new faces. I don't care at all if you're transfer students, you wont last long if you defy my will."

"Your school?" Boxer questioned.

"Doesn't it belong to that joke of a principal?" Sock asked.

"In name only. In reality, this school belongs to me, Queen Barby and this is my boyfriend, Ken. Understood? "

"Yeah losers!" Ken added.

The crowd started to chant,"Hooray for Queen Barby! Hooray! Hooray! "

"I don't even care anymore. Let's ditch the idiots with the names of a 50 year old doll and her unable to commit boyfriend, Sock."

"Agreed. Let's finish up here before it's time for dessert. "He replied.

The Anarchy brothers left crushing the beehive on their way to class. Barby flinched in outrage.

Boxer and Sock seem to outdo Barby in every aspect. They also seemed to hurt brief in every situation. Boxer gained title as star quarterback and got the attention of all the girls. Sock did better than Barby in all academic subjects and got some attention of his own. Barby tried to sabotage them every chance they got. Barby changed a chemical in Boxer & Sock's lab experiment. But Boxer sneezed and spilled it on Breif giving him a switched answers on one of Boxer's test but ended up giving him a 100%. The school had completely changed rule by the end of the day.

"Nobody's been paying attention to those outdated fetish dolls since Boxer and Sock arrived. "One nerd girl said.

"It's like she never existed. "Another said.

"Ha-ha we can just toss the fallen monarchy in the trash." Another finished. Throwing their Barby and Ken memorabilia into the trash.

"Friends! It I'd time for us to crown the new kings, Boxer and Sock!" She opened her locker revealing pictures, books, and dolls of Boxer & Sock.

"So who's this 'fallen monarchy' exactly? "A sinister voice sounds behind the girls.

"Got it, pipsqueaks? No sex while you're still in school! Or else you'll die! Doesn't matter what position you use! "The gym teacher explained during sex ed.

"Hey, Socky! Check this out!" Boxer said excitedly.

"No!" Sock replies flipping through his sweets magazine.

"This figurine of me is dope, isn't it?"

"Well Boxer, you seem to be enjoying school . `The sea of endless banging` as you say."

"Pretty much! There's some serious sluts in this school. "

"Okay, I am going to pass condoms around the room. One at a time." The coach continued passing one to Boxer.

"What's this? Gum? "He began to chew and blew it up.

"Wh- What's that?" Brief yelled making Boxer pop the condom.

"God, you're loud." He grunted.

Sock looked up." Oh it's Geek Boy."

"I-It's terrible! M-My buddies have been kidnapped! "

They make their way to a desecrated locker.

"This is..."Sock is cut off by Brief.

"It's a Ghost! It must be the work of a Ghost! "

"Wait, Geek Boy. How can you tell? "Boxer asked confused?.

"I know it's hard to believe but I'm a follower of the occult!" He shows them the pack on his back. "Plus my PKE meter is going crazy!"

"PKE meter?" they ask in harmony, the three headed outside to the stadium to search for the Ghost with the PKE meter.

"It's no use." Boxer sighed, " You haven't found anything. "

"God, it was stupid of us to trust Geek boy over there." Sock growled venomously.

"That's weird ..."

"Man up, will ya? "Boxer yelled at Brief. He kicked the PKE meter.

The PKE meter went crazy."Wh- What's going on?"

"Hey you're not completely useless after all."

"Oh? Why if it isn't those dumb brothers everyone's been talking about."

"Huh?" Boxer, Sock and Brief turn around to a spotlight on Barby with the football and cheerleading team.

"You again. "Boxer sighed.

"We're busy right now. "Sock added.

"Did you find what you were looking for?"

"Are you deaf? We don't have time to waste on you!" Boxer growled.

"Oh? I wonder if you'll still say that after I show you this. "Barby flew up in the air transforming into a queen bee-like Ghost!

"A r-real Ghost! "Brief screamed.

"Hey Socky, is this..."Boxer whispered.

"Yes, it must be the Ghost that joke of a principal was talking about."

" I see you're unable to grasp the situation with those trash cans you call brains."

Boxer pulls out his boxers changing it into a gun." This Fuckin' Ghost never shuts up!"

Sock takes of his socks to form Stripes I & II. "We have our own issues to deal with."

"Let's do this Sock!"

"Get them! "Barby screamed. The mind controlled jocks ram their way towards Boxer and Sock. They jump out of the way making the jocks crash. Boxer throws a football over their heads."Go long!"

Sock hits the ball back to Boxer playing a game of monkey in the middle on the football field.

"They're moving instinctively. "Barby said frustrated.

Brief looks up in disbelief. "Huh? Am I dreaming? "

"Geek Boy! Heads up! "Boxer yelled throwing him the football. The jocks crash into Brief knocking each other out.

"What's this?" Sock asked poking the helmet. Each one popped off turning into bees. They scattered away frantically.

"You ain't getting away!" Boxer yelled shooting at the bees.

"What was I doing?" a Jock asked dazed."where am I? "

"She used her bugs to brainwash this lot." Sock inferred.

"And now with that cleared up..." they said in unison. Boxer shot each helmet off of the brain washed jocks .

"Time for some pest extermination! "He yelled furiously.

"We won't let any of you escape! "Sock said slashing bees off the cheerleaders.

"This should finish you off!" Barby growled." Go, my babies! "She shot hundreds of bees at the angels.

"Hey guys! Get set! " Boxer told his fellow team members who held the two by the feet,

"Hooray for the new kings!"

Boxer and Sock are thrown into the air using their weapons to kill the bees. Sock launched Boxer closer towards Barby.

"Hey Ghost. I'll finish you off, so let me hear you scream!" He shot her in the face causing her to explode.

Back at the church the bells rung. Boxer caught the Heavens that fell from the sky.

"Bah, only eight Heavens? "

"She must've 'ate' the rest. "Sock chuckled.

"W-Wow Boxer! I-I never realized you were professional Ghost Hunters!" Brief rambled on." I can brag to all the other occult ..."

"Hey Sock, look at all the Cheerleaders and Jocks. I sense an orgy coming on."

"I guess you've earned it?"

"Line up boys and girls."

"Good grief." Sock sighed

"Oh God, where do you want it! "Boxer moans.

The principal fidgets shocked at his actions. "Dear God in Heaven, forgive us for our sins!"

"Yes! Yes! Yo dude nothing's going up my keyhole.

"B-B-Boxer... " Brief stuttered.