After long consideration on if this was OK to be in the genderbend, we at AI Media gave it the seal of approval. Be happy for the day of editing.
A plane flew past the Daten City Towers. It exploded causing an uproar. A giant mummy Ghost attacked the cowering people. Boxer and Sock came and hit the mummy with their car.
"I don't see any Ghosts." Boxer said stepping out of the car.
"That's cause you just rammed into it." Sock retorted.
The words 'Boxer and Sock In' flashed over them.
The scene switched to them as a popular boy band with fans screaming all around them. This time the words said 'Sex and the Daten City'
The scene changed back and Boxer & Sock had attacked the Ghost causing it to explode.
A beast with a thousand eyes appeared but the words 'This Winter' ended the trailer.
"Thank you, Boxer and Sock!" The crowd of fans watching screamed.
"Fuck you bitch!" Boxer said on screen.
The Daten Post advertised mostly Boxer and a small picture of Sock.
"That's good, Boxer!" The photographer said Boxer who was modeling."Looking hot! Hot! Hot! Sexy!" She said in between shots."You're a tiger!" She screamed. "Okay we're done!"
"You were fantastic today, Boxer!" His publicist said as his crew tended to him while walking.
"It's what I do. Are you questioning my work?"
"Not at all."She replied."Now, you still have three commercials to shoot, an interview with Daten Days, and a social event to attend." She chided.
They walked outside to be greeted by thousands of fans.
"Boxer!" They screamed.
"Maybe I could start my own clothing line." He said while signing autographs.
"Wunderbar!" His publicist exclaimed."What a fantastic idea! We'll hold a meeting on Tuesday!" She said writing it down. She turned to her assistant,"For Fonny Thunder's birthday, send him an Aston Martin in Boxers name." She sent the notice on his I Pud.
"Let's release a CD! With a title like 'Boxer's Fuzzy Pink Sack'" Boxer suggested taking in the glory.
"Okay! We'll get Billy Morrison to produce it! A guaranteed smash hit!
'Boxer Anarchy' hottest celeb in the world. The news papers and magazines wrote. An article on his huge donation to Africa and his shopping sprees headlined everywhere. He held a photo-shoot for his new clothing line.
"The teen brand ' Red Hot Lovin' ' is selling like sex on the corner." Sock read."Cute with a dash of sexy. Completely free of scandal and gossip, he's winning the world over, from kids to the elderly." He read on. "like pigs to the slaughter." He said dropping the magazine to eat his pudding. He shivered from the deliciousness."This pudding's a winner!" He exlaimed tapping away at his laptop. The doorbell rang after he posted a picture on his blog."God, he's more late than Bra's period."
They drove away in a light blue limo away from the crowd of fans outside.
"Hi, Boxer." Sock greeted putting down his tea. "What's up?"
"Hi, Sock." He greeted back while getting pampered across from Sock."Oh, yeah I saw your commercial." He turned on his laptop and pulled up the video.
"Do! Do! Donuts!" He sang wearing a donut suit dancing with two monkeys."Love! Love! Donuts! Sock Donuts!"
Boxer laughed hysterically."That was fuckin' hilarious!"
"Shut up!" Screamed. He threw Chick at the laptop.
"You haven't done any since. Didn't give enough blowjobs, huh?"
"Is that how you get work? Well, I don't sell my self cheap." He said making more tea for himself."I'm avoiding exposure till the movie's out. I'm playing it cool."
"Ha, wait too long and nobody'll want you, not even the monkeys." Boxer mocked while changing wardrobe.
"Anyway, you'd better not fuck this up and ruin the movie." Sock scolded.
They arrived at the Daten Theatre in Magisan Fernando Valley.
"Thanks for coming out here tonight!" Boxer said onstage. Cameras flashed pictures and the crowd cheered.
"I've been waiting for this day to come." Sock said to the crowd. Only the nerds and goths from school snapped a few pictures.
"It was all made possible by the fans!" Boxer said stepping in front of sock."You guys rock!"
"This is the first film in twenty four years from the godfather of Hollywood, David Shyamalan." The hostess announced."Sex and the Daten City."
"Dude your fans are lame." Boxer said to Sock.
"This is Mister Boxer's debut film..."
"Hold the mayonnaise!" He yelled grabbing her."What is this bullshit, you dike?! I've been in a movie before! This is my second!"
"Huh?" She asked.
"Chick get your ass over here!"
Chick hoped over with a tape in her mouth.
"You never mentioned this before." Sock informed him.
"Oh? Really?" He asked."whatever." He threw the tape at the hostess and made her play it."Do your research, you carpetmunching dike!"
The screen turned on and showed a girl sitting on a couch. Boxer walked over and put his arm around her.
"Stop that I'm not wearing any panties right now." She said getting up. She walked in front of the camera but you could see Boxer through her legs.
"What a coincidence." He said back."I've gone commando too."
The audience watched as they removed their clothes and got down to business.
"I was strolling around town when this guy asked me if I wanted to be in a movie." He explained while everyone watched in horror.
"It's a porn!" A member of Team Boxer informed some security men."Turn it off! Turn it off!"
They stuffed money into everyone's pockets to keep their mouths shut.
"He said that talent like mine only appears once a century. And that I was a shoe-in for the Oscars, and in Cannes and Berlin too." Boxer stated."How come nobody even knew about my movie?"
They sat in the dressing room everyone but Boxer sat quietly.
"Hey, do you guys know why?"
The screen changed back to the Sex and the Daten City.
"Hey! What the fuck?! Don't stop the movie!"He yelled at them.
His publicist walked in holding the tape."Boxer! Boxer! Clear that blonde head of yours and listen carefully! Your debut film was a porn flick!"
"For reals?!" Boxer yelled realizing.
"For God's sake, Boxer..." She said sadly.
"Well it was direct-to-video." He said."No wonder nobody's heard of it!"
"Your missing the point!" His publicist yelled at him.
"Are you saying that my acting was bad?!"
"No, you were perfect... wait, quit confusing me!"
"Then, what's your goddamn problem?!"
"Your brain's the problem." Sock interrupted." Your shitty porn has guaranteed that our movie will get canceled!"
"And your perfect celebrity lifestyle will be over in an instant, Boxer." His publicist whispered.
"Are you serious? My celebrity lifestyle...will be over?!" He said reminiscing about his escapades." No fucking way..." He moaned.
"Everything's ruined and it's all your fault." Sock said dryly while drinking tea.
"Oh I got it." Boxer said. He put the tape in Chick's mouth and made her crush it."There simple as that. That's some grade A thinking, huh?"
"You imbecile!"Sock yelled angrily."As long as there's a single tape out there, it can be copied on an infinite number of DVDs and Blu-rays! Goddammit! You never think anything through."He tapped on Boxer's head."Is there even a brain in here? Is your head clogged with semen?"
"At least I had an idea!" He yelled back."You bondage loving goth! Watch my people are gonna clean up this mess! Don't underestimate Team Boxer..." He looked around.
"They were quick to run away." Sock stated."Idiots only attract idiots. Serves you right." Sock stood in front of the TV screen."It's the end of the line for you."
"Hey, Socky." Boxer said suggestively."A brother has to help a brother out." Boxer said kissing and hugging him.
"You're the best!" He said as they drove in Transparent."Little brothers rock!"
"Don't get your ball in a twist. I'm doing this for the movie."
"So, what do we do?"
"I did some detective work and found a list from the publisher. We'll have to check out every single name."
"Your a real sharp dick, you know that bro."
They burst through the door of a lonely, out of shape teen and walked in.
"B-Boxer Anarchy!" She gasped.
They got the tape and destroyed it.
"I'm amazed. I never imagined Hot throat loopy roll had the real Boxer..."
Boxer pulled out his gun and held it to her mouth.
"If you tell a soul, I'll deny everything. Got it, asshole?"
"Did you make any copies?" Sock asked her.
She shook her head.
"Alright, let's hurry the fuck outta here."
They got to the next place and drove through the wall of the gym coach eating with his family.
"Bye. Have a good night." Boxer said as they drove off from the his cheering children and angry wife.
"You fuckin' with me?!" Boxer asked at the XXX video store." How can my video only be two goddamn dollars?!"
Sock laughed and Boxer glared at him. Sock went quiet and checked of the bin of videos.
"Nothing beats some wine on the job. Next up is...Giza?" Boxer asked as they sat in an expensive mansion."Where is Giza?"
"Egypt." Sock answered.
They hopped in the BOXER a GOGO! A private airplane and flew to Egypt to find the next tape. Boxer shuffled through a nomad's bag but found the tape in his camel's mouth.
"Damn, he was hiding it in there?!" Boxer said as Sock spoke to the man in Arabic.
They flew to the U.S next.
"I found it!" Sock yelled popping out from a popcorn stand."Here it is, Boxer! Boxer..." He was suddenly hit by the sounds of boxer having sex in the Statue of Liberty.
They rode comfortably n the BOXER a GOGO 2! A luxury yacht. Chick coughed up a few tape pieces. They ended up at a war site and asked around. They walked through without receiving any damage. The next place was full of people smoking and watching the porno. Boxer couldn't stand the smell but Sock found it enticing.
They flew around the world and found all the tapes.
"This one's got something white and sticky on it." Sock said.
They got down to the antarctic to get the a copy.
"Okay, okay." Boxer said."Where's the last one?" He asked."For reals?!"
They blasted off in the BOXER a GOGO 3! space rocket and flew to a satellite.
"They were using it to educate this thing." Sock told Boxer.
"Well, we're finished now." He replied. He was about to feed it to Chick while they were floating in space but stopped."Ah, but maybe I should save it as a keepsake."
"It was your movie breakthrough, after all. Fine, I'll hold onto it."
Boxer put the tape into Sock's hand."We could watch it together sometime."
After a long few days they tried to premier the movie again.
"This was all made possible by the fans! You guys rock!" Boxer addressed the crowd.
"This is Mister Boxers debut film..." The hostess said cautiously.
"Yep, you got it!" Boxer assured her."This is absolutely, positively my first ever film!
"This is also Mister Sock's first film, is that right?"
"Yes, it's like a dream come true to be in a movie with my brother-"
"Well, we started off as a pair, but as you can see this guy's a little emo." Boxer interrupted." A goth, if you will. I was worried that he didn't quite fit the movie. So after 'talking' with the director and producer, we decided that I'd be the only star! We figured everybody would prefer it that way!"
Everyone cheered but Sock and cameras flashed.
"Our highly skilled CG team erased Sock from all his scenes."
Sock inched away with a murderous look on his face.
"It's like he was never there to begin with!" Boxer went on." That's another thing you guys can look forward to!"
Sock went home and uploaded Boxer's porno on YouTobe as Boxer partied. The big screen ran a close up on hm.
"I'm Boxer Anarchy! Everyone belongs to me."
Brief sat at his computer naked on YouTobe.
"B-Boxer!" He said panting.
The video finished buffering and noises could be heard. He grabbed a tissue from the box and he grunted as he climaxed.
So much visual humor I can't add. Oh well. This has gotten way dirtier than I expected.