. I reached deep into the depths of my mind to give you this somewhat sexy and crude story.

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Siblings don't always look alike. When it comes to their personalities and their taste in the opposite sex... or same-sex, there are rarely any similarities. In other words, siblings are very intimate strangers. Consequently, siblings get into lots of fights. The closer they are the more they fight. Until one of them finally grows up...

"It's missing!" Sock yelled going through cabinets and drawers frantically. "Missing! Missing! Missing!" He screamed at the top of his lungs.

Boxer groaned," It's to early for this shit." He sighed deeply."what's missing? Your manhood? Must be with that sailor boy outfit. "

"My pudding's gone! My pud-ding! The legendary delicacy I ordered from Heaven that's said to have a five hundred year waiting list!"

"Hm?"

"Did you eat it?" Sock growled venomously.

"Huh?"

"It was either you or Chick! "

"Why would I eat that crap?"

Sock grabbed Boxer's face and pulled it to the side." It was you!"

"OK, I guess it was men. It didn't even taste all that good. Too sweet.

Sock grabbed Chick and constricted her neck tightly. "I knew it was you bastard. You can't stand sweet stuff! Why would you eat it?!"

"Dude what's the Fuckin' problem, it was only pudding. It not like we're little kids here."

"Why are you always so irresponsible?! "Sock exploded in anger." My room is clean! Yours is a dump! The toilet is always dirty after you use it! The bath! Plus you eat all the messiest foods! I don't even know what to say..."

"Sock" boxer coos." Why are you so angry all the time." He caressed Sock's cheek gently." Maybe you need a good nine inches."

Socks moved away from Boxer abruptly. "Are we really brothers?"

"Here I'll share my favorite snacks with you and make it up to you in bed tonight."

Sock smacked the bag of chips onto the floor. Chick trotted over and ate the chips. Her mouth sets on fire because of the extreme spiciness.

"Hey I'm trying to be nice here."

"I can't stand spicy stuff!"

"Keep pigging out on all those sweets you'll get super fat."

"Oh? Well, all my fat goes to my dick and mine is bigger than your small cock, so there's no problem there!"

"No one complained about my size before." Boxer began to rub himself through his shorts." Besides you don't know how to use that thing."

"Excuses, excuses. Bigger is obviously better!" Sock said proudly.

"Is that all you can brag about? No wonder you never get further than a blowjob." Boxer chuckled.

"Oh really? I managed to score with your beloved boytoy. The juice head who has a smaller mind capacity than an ant." Every word caused Boxer to boil with anger." Ha! The prick had no idea what he was doing. No wonder he was the bottom."

Boxer quickly stood up." That submissive guy you're so fond of couldn't please a bag if he tried. Sex with him was as bland as your pudding."

Lighting struck chick as the argument went on.

"keep your mouth off my things!" Boxer screamed.

"Likewise, bitch!" Sock spat back.

Brief Walks in from the elevator with Bra's arm wrapped around him."H-Hi Boxer. Y-Your mom showed me in. She's very interesting.

"I'm single. I really am." Bra stated taking the note from Chick.

'Rope'

"Boys, God bids you to do his will! Depart immediately! Boxer and Sock, move out!"

"No way! "Sock spit.

"Never gonna happen." Boxer added.

"Holy shit! Why not?" Brassiere asked frustrated.

"I ain't workin' with this asshole! "They say in unison." Who are you callin' an 'asshole'?! Enough is enough!" They stare at eachother angrily." You and I are done! Stop copying me!"

Sock shuffled off grabbing Chick on the way." Let's go, Chick. Who needs that Lowlife anyway?"

"Well, good riddance. " boxer retorted. "Fuck that bondage loving augur addict. I'd rather work with Geek Boy over here."

"E-Er, who?! M-Me?!" Brief gasped.

"Stay out of my hair! He finished

"Same goes for you!" Sock replied.

"U-Uh are you really willing to take me along?" Brief asked.

"Huh? Who the hell are you?" He asked.

Boxer and Brief begin to walk down the church's underground tunnel.

"I guess we should come up with a team name. Boxer and Cherry Boy."

"M-my name is Brief! "

"Boxer and Phimosis Boy."

Brief blushes at the name."I-It's Brief! "

"Boxer and Foreskin."

"Your doing that on purpose aren't you?"

The sound of a car startled them. Sock drives Transparent into Brief on his way into the city.

"I don't believe this! How could he eat something with my name on it? He does all this stupid shit because he just doesn't think."

Boxer sat on top of the roof while Brief struggled to get up.

"That drag queen stole Transparent. "

"Hey, Boxer don't you have to go with him? Can Sock really handle it by himself?"

Sock rolled into the bad side of town where exotic dancing, prostitution, and various sex stores like Conhita's Sexy Paradise ran supreme.

Sock pulls of his sunglasses after he steps out." This is the place." He looks over the drug addicts and prostitutes. He then called Brassiere. "Bra? I'm here."

"Okay, I've identified the Ghost. This Ghost is a girl..." Boxer snatched the phone away from her.

"Hey Socky, if you apologize I'm willing to lend a hand.."Sock throws his phone into chicks mouth ending the call."Shit!" Boxer throws the phone onto the ground and stomps on it." Fuckin' fuckin' fuckin' bitch! "

Sock waits patiently on a curb as a little girl in a red Hood approached him.

"Eek! It's a wolf! There's a wolf coming!" She bumps into Sock." Help! I was attacked by a Ghost that looked like a wolf!"

"Hm, Bra mentioned something about girls..." he muttered to himself." That must mean the Ghost we're dealing with is a wolf that only attacks girls!" He shouted." So where's this Ghost?"

The girl points to a dark alleyway. "This way! Hurry! It's down here!"

"Okay!" Sock says following her." Piece of cake! I can do this all by myself!"

The ghost crashes through the wall in front of them.

"There you are!" A halo appears above Sock's head as he transforms his socks." Prepare to have your ass kicked by the one and only Sock!

The little girl and wolf wrap Sock up in a tether connecting the two.

The little girl shifts into a short beast like creature. "You're one of Boxer and Sock, aren't you? What do you want with us?"

"Us?"

"Yeah the to of us are bound together! We combine to make one ghost!" The wolf ghost roared.

"Uh-huh, I lure guys in and he takes their money. We love money!"

"A Ghost using the badger game? So the 'rope' hint..." Sock looks to their tails." Was talking about how they roped guys in! And they're tied together!"

"Heave the hoe! Heave the hoe!" The Ghosts chanted.

"Th-That hurts..." Sock pants." It's not that bad though ... I could get used to this."

"This guy is into some freaky shit!" The small Ghost said surprised.

"At least you'll die in ecstasy! "

A shot passes by the wolf Ghost's face.

"Move it, you dumbass Ghost!" Boxer shouts while riding on a scooter with Brief. Boxer jumped off as they crashed into the smaller ghost." God, learn to take care of yourself. "

"I was enjoying myself until you butted in." Sock spat back.

"Both of those stupid sisters are here. Let's finish them off!" The wolf Ghost growls hurling the other at Boxer.

Boxer smacks the Ghost away. "Stop bitching over every little thing!"

"You need to start giving a damn! Or has all that sleeping around loosened some screws in your head?"

"What was that!"

"Bring it on!"

"Hey dumbasses! Fight us!" The Ghost punches in their direction

Boxer and Sock dodge the hit.

"Wide open!" Sock charges at the Ghost but was shot at. "What?! "

"Sorry, my trigger finger slipped. "Boxer said sarcastically.

"You're unbelievable! You really want to do this now?!

The smaller Ghost lunges towards Boxer and tries to hack him with an axe. Boxer dodges and kicks the Ghost in the air.

"One down!" Before he can shoot his gun was pinned to the wall by Sock's sword.

"Oops. My sword slipped."

"Slipped, my ass!" Both grab each other by the collie." You asshole don't fuck with me!"

"Right back at ya!"

"Wait!" Brief intervened ." The two of you should get along! We're talking about your only brother here!"

They both punch Brief in the face.

"Wanna fight?!" Boxer yelled angrily.

"Wanna fight about it?!"

They begin to fight and call each other names.

The wolf Ghost interrupted their fight."Don't forget about us! "

They wrap their tail around the Anarchy brothers causing Sock to inadvertently moan.

The small ghost cackled. "You're goners if you keep fighting each other!"

"Shit!" Sock groans.

"See! It's all because you won't apologize! "

"What?! This is all your fault!"

"A wolf won't even consider eating a couple of fighting brothers! "The wolf ghost said as he abused them."

"They'd taste like barf!"

"So much for the almighty Boxer and Sock!"

"I can't believe angels can be this weak!"

"From now on we're the strongest duo in town!"

"But seriously, they were comically weak!"

"Hey Boxer..."

Oh, I've got a perfect name for these jokers!"

"What is it Socky?"

"What?"

"So you know what I'm dying to do right now?"

"Booger and Earwax."

"Of course. After all, we're brothers. "

"How about Barf and Poop."

"Temporary truce then."

"Gotcha. With that settled ..."

"Let's murder 'em!"

They lunged into the wolf Ghost's gut.

"We're gonna mess you up good this time!" The small Ghost threw his axe at Boxer but he knocked it away.

Boxer lunges at the small Ghost and shoots him right in the face.

"The power of Boxer!" Brassiere announced.

Sock attacks the wolf Ghost with multiple cuts.

"The skill of Sock! Their abilities can only shine when combined! This is Boxer and Sock!"

"Very, very.."

"Oh so very.."

"Tired!" The ghost scream in unison before they exploded.

"The lord sayeth, 'They fight because they love each other.'"

"Isn't that a saying?" Brief questioned .

The bell rings signaling the destruction of another ghost.

"Want a ride, Geek Boy?" Boxed asked.

Bra pulls Brief away from the car. "That will not be necessary. I'll take him home."

"Alright, see ya."

"Ah... W-Wait!""

"Well, why don't we grab some dinner first. Tell me, how old are you?" Brassiere asked taking him toward Club Gboy, Rainbow, and the Bear club." Whaddaya say?"

Boxer and Sock drive contented until Boxer breaks the silence.

"Hey..." he pulls out a pudding jar." Here."

"How did you get this, Boxer? Did you use Heavens? "

"I'm not telling you."

Sock notices the label that says 'Hot ' on the jar, they both chuckle.

"Dumbass. "

"Oh, Sock tell me something..."

"What?"

"Are you gay, bi or what?"

"I'd like to say I'm Bi but I prefer to take a ride on a disco stick."

"Alright Lady Gaga."

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To distinguish this Bra is a pedo and a creepy fan girl who likes to watch guys do it, no I love fangirls they're fun.