I have nothing to say but I keep dropping hints on something special. Have you guessed.

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"Goddammit this is boring! " Boxer exclaimed slumped on the couch." Why are two hot mofos like us stuck inside, tuning up our weapons, on a weekend?!

Sock finished up on the sword he has been working on. It cracks and he throws it in Chick's direction." You already know we have to finish these before the nun with an unshaven Afro pubes gets back, or else who knows what she'll do to us. You know she likes the young ones. Besides, you think I like being surrounded by a bunch of socks and underwear? "

Boxer picked up a gun and began cocking it repeatedly. "But it's the weekend. Time to hit the city for some Party and Hunting." The gun suddenly broke in Boxer's hands." What else would a man do for a living? God created us for this. "

"Some goddamn work." Sock retorted. " But just one thing, what do you a man should do? What were we created for tonight?"

At the end of Sock's sentence Boxer's cell rang. He looked back at sock and fashioned his hair into an Afro. "Ahem. We have been blessed by the word of God." Boxer shoved his phone in Sock's face. "Bass in your face!"

"The Daten Highschool Lingerie ... Run?"

...meanwhile at Daten high...

Students began to pull off their clothes leaving themselves only in underwear.

"Well, lookie here!" A buff Jock said." A little twerp's managed to sneak in!"

Another guy in the group picked Brief up roughly. "Look, his clothes are still on! Losers like you should still be breast feeding!" He threw Brief and butted head with another guy.

Boxer and Sock rolled in hitting the jocks with Transparent. The door burst open and a red carpet rolled out. Both brothers stepped out only wearing their boxers, socks, and running shoes.

"You assholes thought you were gonna start the party without me!"

The crowd began to cheer." The kings have arrived! Boxer and Sock!" They split like the red sea,separated by gender.

Boxer ran by bouncing every girls boobs. Sock ran his hand against the guys' crotch.

Brief ran up to greet them. "B-Boxer! And Sock!"

"Who the hell are you and how do you know our names?" Boxer demanded " I'm not interested in a tiny pecker with the foreskin still attached. I like to see huge man-meat bouncing around when I do missionary."

"Oh, geek boy. Your little pen still has the cap on?"

"It's me Brief! And what are you talking about you haven't seen mine before! "

Boxer skillfully pulled off his boxers. He transformed them and pointed the gun at Brief. "Listen asswipe if your gonna talk big then show me the goods!" He pulled of Brief's clothes and grabbed his underwear.

"No, no no! Not in front of all these people! I don't think I'm ready for you to see it either! " Boxer let go of his underwear and Brief fell.

The lights came and shone on a dark figure. Everyone stared as the figure spoke. "Ah. Good evening, students."

"Who's that?" Boxer asked Sock.

"The hell if I know." He replied.

The figure dressed in black begun to speak into a megaphone. "I am the host of this event, Queen B. Also known as Q.B!"

Speaking of bees what the hell happened to that bitch Barby's boyfriend Ken or something like that?"

"Beats me I haven't seen him since I kicked his ass. Might be dead."

"You killed Ken! You bastard!" Sock screamed.

"Whatever man, let's get back to this creepy chick." Boxer pushed.

"I welcome all of you to tonights Lingerie Run!"

The crowd burst with excitement. " Yeah! Queen B!"

"This event began as a form of protest by the student body..." Queen B's eyes bulged as she watched the boys dancing in their skivvies. "But as the years went by...it turned into a party! And I'm lovin' it! "The crowd cheered again." However I want you to remember one thing. This event is a platform for you to showcase your power and school spirit. Of course you're ..."

"Cut to the chase already!" Boxer interrupted. He picked open Chick and hurled her at the masked woman.

Queen B Dodged the flying zipper beast." Ah, I'm glad to see that you're itching to set off. Well boys and girls! Get set! " she fired the gun which shot confetti.

The students ran into the streets of Daten city running past countless citizens.

"Look this Socky! Heaven on Earth for sure! I am the nomad who gets to guide this sea of man junk and lady bits!"

Sock chuckles." This banana looks yummy!" He slowly ate the banana and threw the Peel at the boys carrying him.

Brief was busy running from various muscle heads chasing him. As he ran past Boxer and stared. He crashed into a garbage truck and fell in.

"H-Help, Boxer!"

"Those stupid angels..." an angered Queen B growls in her van. "They weren't supposed to be here, yet they're still running wild." Just then an alarm sounded in the van.

Boxer and Sock noticed naked teens. Being thrown near them.

"They're all Buck naked!"they said in unison.

"Exactly!" Queen B yelled in her van beside the angels." Naturally, this must be the work of an evil spirit! The revenge of underwear that's been tossed aside! It's hatred will not be quenched until it has swallowed ..."

"Who the hell is this chick?" Boxer questioned

"Let's just get this over with." Sock said monotonously.

"Exorcise the evil spirit! And protect this Lingerie Run!" Queen B exclaimed as They readied their weapons.

"Excellent! "The lingerie Ghost yelled." Absolutely splendid! I've never seen lingerie that can transform! Might I persuade you to relinquish your lovely lingerie? "

"What the hell! No!" Boxer brought up his gun and shot the Ghost.

"That hurts like a motherfucker!" The ghost got up and checked himself. "Or maybe not."

"Wait, what's going on?!" Boxer said pulling the trigger.

"Hmph. That's what happens when you don't take care of your weapon! Pathetic. "Sock taunted before he attacked the Ghost.

"Whoa! I'm dead! Oh? I feel no pain at all?

The blade on Sock's sword shattered. He screamed loudly. "My Stripe!"

"Naughty boy..." The Ghost said behind Sock.

"What the fuck dude!" Boxer grunted.

"You should handle lingerie with care!"

"Boxer!" Sock yelled.

"W-wait a second!"

The Ghost sniffed the angel's clothing before ingesting them whole."E-E-E-E-E-E-E-Excellent! This lingerie is positively delectable! I can feel the power inside me! Hasta la vista! " The Ghost ran away quickly.

"That Ghost's a Fuckin' poser!" Boxer yelled. He whistled and Chick came driving Transparent. "Let's roll Sock!"

"Yes, we'll chase this underwear freak to the depths of Hell! But how's this going to work?" Socked asked switching places with Chick. "We don't have any weapons now."

"Elementary Sock my boy. Time for plan B."

"Plan B?"

"Hey, guys!" Boxer said through a megaphone.

"Huh?"

"Everybody do a handstand! "

"Huh?" Everyone did a handstand.

"Alright! It's on!" Boxer pulled off each pair of underwear." Haul 'em in!" He pulled up a pair and transformed them." Hey!" He pulled the trigger." Tiny!" He picked another and so on." Turtleneck! Curved! Twisted! "

"That's some questionable underwear you got there. Articles of clothing that would never interest an underwear connoisseur like myself. "

Brief was running alone after his incident with a garbage truck." How long until I catch up to Boxer and Sock?"

"Wait up!"

Brief looked behind him." It's a ghost!"

"Damn out of underwear!" Boxer groaned.

"Oh? I spy some lingerie for dessert!

The ghost ran closer to brief and examined his underwear.

"I-I've never seen suck a filthy piece of underwear in my life! I'll upset my stomach if I eat this!" The Ghosts made gagging noises to make his point.

"Boxer! Now's our chance!" Sock said as Brief flew towards them." Geekmeister still has his undies!"

"It just had to be the Geek rockin' foreskin and red pubes. That's if he has any." Boxer jumped on the Hood of Transparent. "Oh, fuck it! Let's get this shit over with!"

"Boxerrrrrrrr!"

Boxer grabbed Brief's underwear and let him fall. The underwear glowed brightly and Boxer put on sunglasses.

"Woah dude! I don't mind taking this for a ride!" A halo appeared over his head before he said," O wicked spirit born of a lost soul in limbo; Receive judgment... and the rest of that Shit!"

"What's all this fuss about?!" The Ghost screamed before he was shot."Undies!" He screamed as he exploded.

Two heaven coins fell before Boxer.

Queen B stood in front of the car." A Ghost seeking revenge for thrown away underwear ended up tossing away underwear itself. Oh, the irony."

You saved me again."Brief said covering himself. "B-Boxer..."
Boxer began to shoot him." Ow! I told you that hurts!"

"Oh... so you're just a human, huh?" The gun flopped in Boxers hand. "And now it's a limp noodle, of course."

"Hey, you thievin' bastards!" Some guy called out.

"Give us back our underwear! "

"Yeah!" Everyone screamed.

"Look! What's that?!" A girl pointed to the sky.

"Oh, it's snow."

"No it's underwear! "Queen B yelled." Brothers and Sisters. I believe ..." Eveyone moved out of the way."that we live in a society where it is considered shameful to walk around in your underwear, but that simply is not true. Don't you agree? Underwear does more than just cover up your naughty bits. I believe that underwear shrouds and soothes our tired souls. My point being that your underwear would mask what little rage you may feel now. That is how I see it."

The crowd cheered," Yeah! Queen B! Yeah! Turn that frown upside down! Underwear equals happiness! "

"Yes, BQ is absolutely right! If everybody walks around in their underwear, there'll never be anymore wars!" A girl said.

They lifted up Queen B and chanted her name.

"Seriously who is this hag?" Boxer asked.

"I don't know but, let's not waste our time here anymore. Let's go home."

...

Boxer and Sock sat on the couch watching the news.

"Last night, the residents of Daten City were terrorized by mass naked student events. What were they trying to accomplish? Police arrested a suspicious masked woman at the scene."

" Who ever started this run must be a pedophile." Boxer said lazily.

"Speaking of which, where's. Brassiere? " As Sock said this Queen B appeared on the television.

So been about two weeks usualy update in this time span. This has become a lot of my own dialogue. Now you know why i added that Ken dude I have purpose for everything but it took me a while to get to that. Sorry for the wait been planning out future chapters like episode 6 good stuff comin' up.