Vomiting point will be skipped cause no point without art style. Fast update and no spelling errors! Do ya love me yet? Don't know if you guys actually read these.

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The city where love and desire fly freely. Daten City.

Passing fads are part of the natural order. What was coveted the previous day now looks ugly and faded. It's a mystery. Through the ages, numerous fads have come and gone. Are humans truly such fickle creatures?

A news report on television is being shown in a shop. "Today's forecast is sunny with a chance of "suji" -pollen." The anchor woman announced with a finger up her nose.

"Boxer, tell me again why you're picking your nose ..." Sock says disgustedly.

"Oh, haven't you heard? It's the new Goldie Digger therapy. "Boxer hands Sock a magazine. "Ecstasy for my nasal membrane." He digs deeper and moans. "Everybody famous is doing it."

"As if, moron. You're just letting the media get to you. Anyway, don't pick your nose when I'm eating." Sock says as he shoves another spoonful of his dessert in his mouth.

"And you're eating that again. How can you stand that stuff?"

"Why don't you try some? This is Goldie Cafe's new specialty! It sticks to your teeth, but it's crunchy at the same time! This candy with its 108% concentrated egg cream and its subtle bitter taste will revolutionize the world of sweets! A cutting-edge super candy! The Sparkling Queen Nougat!" Sock exclaimed happily.

Boxer stared at him picking his nose."Hm..." He pulls a huge booger from his nose." Hey! They look exactly alike! Don't they?"

"That's pretty big. I think you dehydrated yourself with all that picking." Sock stated.

"Probably! "

Brief's PKE pack went crazy around Boxer's booger." I-I'm reading a heap of gas,in there."

"Who invited you and what the hell are you talking about?" Boxer spat at Brief.

"Ah! And now my PKE Meter's going off!"

"What are you trying to say that I'm a goddamn Ghost?! "Boxer yelled as he hit Brief over and over.

The booger popped off his finger and flew toward Sock.

"Ew!" He picked up his dessert, puffed up his cheeks and Blew really hard.

The booger went up a nearby woman's nose causing her to sneeze. "Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!"

"Damn that's some nasty sneezing ..." Boxer said.

"Well, well... I spy some very handsome men over here. Are you enjoying our fare?" She asked as Boxer and Sock whispered. "Oh, pardon the interruption. I'm the owner of this cafe, Goldie H. Digger! I would love to know your names."

They both tried to give a grand introduction.

"Boxer!"

"Sock!"

"Ooh, what sexy names! Just the way I like 'em! I'll invite you boys to the Goldie Group's 108th Anniversary Party! A lavish feast aboard my airship! "

"Party..." Boxer said uninterested.

"My name isn't sexy."

Goldie chuckled. "Sure it is! And I must admit that our goal is to invite every customer here to the party! Naturally there will be an orgy of sweets..."

"Sweets!" Sock exclaimed.

"Orgy!" Boxer said excitedly. "But your blimp is flying away. What are we supposed to do?"

Goldie held up her own booger. "You don't need to worry. Look! The gas inside our boogers will take us up there! "Everyone floated towards the blimp. "It's showtime! To Goldie Party!"

"Sweetness ..." Sock moaned. "This party is delicious.

"All I see is sugar. "Boxer stated." What happened to the orgy?"

"You better hurry or the food will be gone."

"Decide if you're gonna eat or pick your nose. I'm going with nose-picking." Boxer said annoyed.

"I can't stop doing either!" Sock replied.

"Well, hello there, Mister Boxer. I see that you came. Please join me in the the special room."

Boxer got up quickly. "That's exactly what I wanted to here! Don't wait up Sock!"

"Well, how do you like that?" Goldie asked while pleasuring Boxer's tight hole.

"I love it!" He said as he did the same. "How's this?"

"Amazing. You definitely know how to please a lady. Then, I'll use my super flesh squeeze ..."

"Oh my God! Yes! That's it!" Boxer screamed as she hit that pleasing spot of his.

"Can you withstand my attack on your G-spot?"

"I can't! I've never let anyone finger me before."

They Both moaned in satisfaction when then finished picking each others noses.

"I must say, that was good. It wasn't a bad idea to finger a different hole. A new frontier. "Boxer sighed as he lied in bed.

"After all, that was cutting edge sex. Fucking by placing one's nasal discharge into another's nasal cavity ..." Goldie started to sneeze violently. " Fuck...Fuckchoo! Your booger is irritating my nasal membrane ..." Goldie's skin became black like that of a Ghost."A-Are you an angel?"

"Huh?"

Outside the room everyone could not stop picking their noses no matter how hard they tried.

"No more!" A man cried.

Boogers were building up on the ceiling.

"I can't stop! So good!" Someone else cried.

"What is this! " Sock yelled as he used both hands to pick.

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"Fuckchoo! Damn that nasty booger of yours! Now I'm only left with snot!" Goldie yelled as snot dangled from her nose.

"You're a Ghost? "Boxer asked casually. "I liked your technique in bed though." He said disappointment in his tone.

"Guess the cat's out of the bag! But it's too late!" Goldie started to expand to the size of the blimp. Every booger I. Daten City was being drawn to her enormous body.

Brassiere appears like she always does." The owner was a Booger Ghost!"

"Your kinda late on that realization. "Boxer said sarcastically. "And why are you here anyway? "

"The Ghost is made of boogers assembled from around the world!" Bra states as she read through her book.

"Whoa! This is off the charts!" Brief said scanning the airship." Is this the Ghost of someone who suffocated to death on a booger? He asked.

"Apparently, it's the Ghost of a man who tripped on a booger and kicked the bucket!" She replied.

"What's the difference? "Boxer asked.

Gas burst from Goldie's body.

"It's an epidemic where anyone who's breathed in this dust will pick their nose until all of the water in their body has turned to boogers!" She began to rapidly pick her nose." I can't stop! What a terrible Ghost! Both of my hands are occupied, so I can't read!

"Oh no! The ghost is using a nosebleed to accelerate! It's gonna use a two-stage rocket of gas and blood to hurl itself toward the moon!"

Boxer picked his nose too hard and it started bleeding. "Fuck! My nose is bleeding! "

"It's finally reached the last stage! The Ghost intends to use the blood from our noses!" Bra inferred.

"If everybody starts bleeding the rocket will accelerate! "Boxer yells.

Sock runs down the hall screaming, " My nose! My nose! My nose! My nose!"

Boxer grabbed him and pulled him back." Hey! You too?!" He put his hand over Sock's. "Hold it in!"

Brief and Brassiere stand and look out the window. "We're about to exit the atmosphere. "Brassiere said.

"A-At this rate, we're gonna ram the moon..."

"Angel boogers!" Brassiere suddenly yelled.

"That's it! "Brief took over." Boxer's boogers! If we force her boogers into its nose and make her sneeze before we reach the moon, we'll make it back to Earth! "

"WELL SAID!" Bra screams.

Sock pulled on Boxer's nostril aggressively. "Now ...blow, Boxer!"

"There's nothing left! There's only blood up there!" He wailed.

Boxer pushed Sock hands off and did the same to him." I'll find some! "

"If you keep stretching my hole, it'll get all loose!" Sock protested.

"It's a little late for that!"

"Clean as a whistle." They said in union after they stopped.

Brief dropped a large wrapped booger." Here. Uh, you can use this." He said blushing.

"Seriously? "Everyone said.

"You've been collecting my boogers?" Boxer asked.

Brief nodded.

"Dude that's Fuckin' gross! I'll make you pay for this, but good job!" Boxer picked up the booger and held it on his back with the ribbon." Let's roll Sock! Straight up his nose!"

Sock quickly pulled off both of his socks. "I know! I'll cut the cabin free!"

They both ran opposite directions. Sock cut at the cabin but nothing happened.

"The cabin isn't part of the Ghost! "

"Look up! Above you!" Brief yelled.

He looked up." Up there?! "He then saw that the ghost was attached to the cabin.

Little ghosts popped up in front of Boxer trying to stop him. Each one shit hundreds of boogers at him but he dodged.

He jumps up and tries the take off his underwear. "Shit! I can't take off these shorts with just one hand." He gets hit and flops down. He got back up and started running again." Son of a bitch! I can't get this belt off!"

Sock cuts two tethers attaching the cabin to the Ghost which makes Boxer slide down the side.

"Sock!" Boxer screamed.

"Gotcha! "Sock cuts off Boxer's shorts and remove his underwear for him.

Boxer grabs his underwear and soon after he shot at the tiny Ghosts. He continued to fall but grabbed on the Ghost and hung over the cabin exposing himself to everyone.

Everyone nose started to bleed because of Boxer's amazing penis.

"Idiot! it accelerate! "Sock yelled at Boxer.

"It's not my fault I got the cock of the walk! But if it bothers you that much I'll put my shorts back on!" Boxer shot the rest of the tethers and Goldie flew closer to the Moon.

The cabin landed safely with Brief and Brassiere still on it.

"Will they be okay?" Breif asked.

...

Take that! And that! And a little bit of this! "Boxer said as he shot more small Ghost. Tentacles sprouted from the ghost and caught Boxer immobilizing him.

Sock came and cut Boxer from the tentacles. "Bondage is my thing, asshole! "Sock yelled before Boxer threw half the booger at Sock's face.

"Carry half of it for me." He started running toward Goldie's face." Phew, that's a load off!"

"Ewww! Your disgusting booger touched my face!" Sock screamed running with the booger on his sword.

"You go right! I'll go left!" They both slid down till they were right under Goldie's nose.

"Ah! I can't throw this away when it looks like a nougat!" Sock protested.

"We're aiming for the nasal G-spot!" Boxer kept into Goldie's nose.

"Boxer! "Sock screamed.

Boxer kept going till he found the right spot and placed the booger onto it.

Goldie tried to supress a sneeze and Boxer cocked his gun.

"Fuckchoo!" Goldie sneezed heavily causing her to fly back. Boxer shot her in the nose soon after. God bless me." She said before she exploded.

Boxer pulled his finger out of his nose as he fell toward the cabin." My finger came out. Fuckin' Awesome Bro!"

Sock flew in to the sky with Boxer's booger on his sword. He flew into the Moon's nose somehow while Boxer floated down using his underwear. The Moon sneezed and left a sting of snot hanging down with Sock in it.

"Ew! No more!" He screamed.

"Hey guys, which hole do you like it in?" Boxer said with his toe up his nose.

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Sometimes I think I could voice Sock, but I don't have the equipment or awesome friends with it. So guys the demon brothers are coming up next but may take some time. Until then spread the word to your friends. I bid you adieu. Oh a name hmm... will a hint that they have to do with underwear and your legs be enough.