Get ready to look up some words. On a random note twilight has ruined
werewolves for me, they're rapists and pedophiles. But the books are worth a read I guess. Still dumb though.

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The trip down the toilet did not take long before they exited from another toilet covered in various substances.

"We're here!" The small ghost yelled.

"It stinks!" They all yelled before throwing up.

The ghost quickly cleaned the two brothers and made them sparkle. "There it is!"

"What is this place? "Boxer asked. He looked over to an assembly line creating Ghost. "Hey, those are the fakes." Boxer looked over to Brief who was using his phone." What are you doing?"

"I'm sending Bra a picture so she can check it out."

"When did you two exchange numbers? Creepy. Don't sext her is my advice." Sock warned.

Brief's phone rang a few seconds later. "Hello? Brief here." He answered.

"IT'S A GHOST PLANT!" Brassiere yelled through the phone." Destroy it at once! If you procrastinate much longer, they'll all become active!"

"Bleh, I'm sick of dealing with fakes." Boxer groaned.

"Look at the top of the plant. " Brassiere ordered them. They looked up at a glowing stone. "It's a Ghoststone that's been absorbing human evil for thousands of years! The plant is using the evil in the stone to produce Ghosts! "

"Uh-huh"

"So the plant will stop producing Ghosts if we destroy the stone?" Brief asked Brassiere.

"Exactly. "

"Piece of cake." Boxer said amused.

"Don't get careless! They are the only ones capable of using a Ghoststone! So this must be their work!" Brassiere concluded.

"They?" Sock said.

"Their? "Boxer said too.

"YES! THEM!" She screamed.

A red carpet came flying toward the angels. They stepped out of the way and let the carpet hit Brief.

"Hm?" They followed the red carpet until they saw an army of Ghosts and two figures walking down stairs.

"Well, well..." Skivvy said as he walked down the stairs opposite Legwarmer." If it isn't those petulent plumber brothers. Their sporadic nature fills me with animosity."

"This simply won't do brother." Legwarmer spoke." Students aren't allowed in here."

"And what's with this factory? "Sock asked." I'm pretty sure you're breaking a few laws here. What happened to your rrurus." Sock said imitating them.

"We'll disregard your pejorative and tell you. This is our mission. "Skivvy replied.

"And our duty. Our business, you could call it." Legwarmer added.

"After finishing up the test run yesterday, we can finally begin mass production. Once that happens, you gutter angels won't be able to do a thing. It won't be long before the planet is knee-deep in Ghosts."

"Are you two right in the head?" Boxer said annoyed.

"I'm sorry but we're gonna crush those little dreams of yours. Prepare to die." Sock said.

That signature halo appeared above their heads. Their clothes transformed to their angelic outfits as they chanted, "O wicked spirit born of a lost soul in limbo; receive judgment from the garbs of these holy guardians; Cleansed of worldly impurities; return to Heaven and Earth." They pulled off their garments and transformed them into their weapons. "Repent! "

"That was kickass!" The small ghost yelled beside them.

"Your ignorance will be your greatest weakness." Legwarmer said demonically.

"Your feeble minds need to be given a schooling. Shall we, Legwarmer." Skivvy said as two red tails formed from behind them.

"We shall, my dearest brother. "

Their clothes went from a beige uniform to black latex and leather outfits. Skivvy took off two pairs of underwear while Legwarmer took off both his legwarmers. All while they chanted," May the earth shatter; may the oceans dry; may the sun extinguish itself; Bestow upon us the Almighty power of our demonic lord in Hell." Their garments transformed into two black guns and two scythes." We are demons! High-class commanders!"

"Skivvy!"

" and his brother, Legwarmer!"

"Lace! "A little red zipper beast growled.

"What?! They're actually demons?!" The ghost yelled.

"Oh, now I get it." Boxer said.

The Ghost ran over to the demon brothers. "O mighty demons! I am at your disposal! Those guys are disgusting! They use their power to snap the necks of babies! "

"Hey!" Boxer and Sock yelled.

The Ghost cackled. "This is the end for you! That's what you get for messing with..."

Legwarmer stabbed the Ghost with the tip of his scythe before he could finish the sentence.

"Wild ghost need to be tamed first." Legwarmer stated.

The Ghost grew bigger and changed forms.

"Helena Bonham Carter!" Brief yelled.

"I guess they really are demons." Sock said.

They easily defeated the Ghost with a few shots and slashes.

The Ghost blew up and yelled,"Th-That was fast!"

Half a heaven fell from the ghost and landed in Sock's hand.

"The hell, half a coin? This makes me want to start cutting!" Sock said angrily.

"Don't go emo now. We still gotta kick their asses." Boxer told Sock.

"You boys are shockingly stupid. Angels and demons have been rivals since creation! " Legwarmer stated.

"It's absurd for you to ignore us." Skivvy added.

"Aww Sock, they think they can beat us." Boxer cooed tauntingly.

"Since creation angels have been kicking demon ass." Sock unbuttoned his pants and started to take off his underwear and other sock.

"We're gonna go..." Boxer began to say.

"...completely wild..." sock said. He handed Boxer his underwear.

"...which means it's party time." They transformed the second weapons and stood ready.

"Let's get this started! "They said in unison.

They stared daggers at the demon brothers until Brief interfered.

"I'm pretty sure you only really need to grab the stone if you want to win."

They all stood dumbfounded.

"Oh, that's right. "Boxer and Sock said.

Skivvy and Legwarmer looked back and gasped." The stone's gone!"

Chick had the stone in her mouth then swallowed it. Lace punched Chick in the stomach until she pooped out the stone.

Brief caught the stone in his hand. "Whoa! That stinks! Barfsville!" He yelled from the putrid smell of the stone."A swarm of artificial Ghosts! " He screamed as he saw the army of fake Ghost charge towards him.

Boxer connected his guns and they shape shifted into a semiautomatic. He shot at the Ghost that were chasing Brief.

"Take it and get the fuck outta here, Geek Boy!" Boxer yelled still shooting." Move it!"

Brief ran as fast as he could.

"Not so fast, insolent human!" Legwarmer said as he threw his scythes at Brief.

Sock connected his swords at the hilt and lunged in front of Brief. He blocked the scythes by spinning his swords and hit a group of Ghosts.

Skivvy shot at Brief when he ran." You won't get away!

Brief jumped in the toilet that brought them there followed by a bunch of Ghosts. He came out through a urinal scaring the boys who were using it.

Two girls were using the toilet talking about random things.

"That guy from class B was extremely tiny, I didn't even know he was inside." One of them said.

Skivvy and Boxer's hand came from underneath the two girls with their gun in hand. The girls ran before the two began to shoot at each other. The toilets broke and out came Skivvy and Boxer pointing a gun at each other.

"It seems that your toilet cleaning experience has come in handy. Never would have thought there'd be an entrance here. "Skivvy said eying Boxer.

"It leads right down to your hideout. No wonder it reeks." Boxer retorted.

They shot a single bullet. The bullets collided causing a huge explosion. They shot relentlessly at one another from then on.

Legwarmer and Sock burst through the other toilets. They broke through the wall into the hall behind Brief.

"I need to get out of here! " Brief yelled.

Legwarmer whistled.

Lace came driving their limo Speedo through the halls. She was about to run over Brief until Sock pushed him upstairs.

Sock whistled and Chick came driving Transparent through the windows. She hit Lace and Legwarmer through another window. Sock did a back flip into the car with Chick.

They drove up the side of the school. Then they drove through another set of windows.

Boxer and Skivvy ran through the bathroom shooting eachother through the walls. Boxer broke through the walk and tried to hit Skivvy. Skivvy blocked and punched Boxer in the face. Boxer pulled Skivvy by the hair and kneed him in the face.

Sock and Chick drove up beside Brief.

"C'mon, run faster." Sock told Brief.

"Huh? Aren't you gonna give me a ride?" Brief asked.

"Look up ahead." Sock pointed to the direction where the black limousine was coming from.

Brief had nowhere to run. He kept running towards them but tripped and fell. Speedo and Transparent crashed into each other suspending the hoods above Brief.

Boxer pushed Skivvy into the toilet stall and dunked his head in. Skivvy was beginning to drown but he kicked Boxer into the urinal. He stepped on Boxers head and flushed his head in the urinal.

Sock and Legwarmer were still in their vehicles rammed against each other. Sock used his word to poke Brief in the ass. Brief kicked Transparent up and sent it driving on top of the limo. Transparent broke through the roof of the limo and it began to rip off.

Boxer broke through a window running away from Skivvy. Skivvy combined his gun and made a shot gun to get a better shot. He kept missing and got frustrated.

"Why won't you die!" Skivvy growled.

Boxer slid on the ground and started shooting behind himself.

Brief got to the roof and waited there for a while. He was panting heavily.

"I should be safe here..."

A loud crash sounded when the limo broken through the roof with legwarmer on top.

"Found you!" He yelled about to attack Brief.

Sock and Chick showed up and hit Brief out of the way and rammed Legwarmer. Brief slid right in front of Skivvy who pointed a gun at him.

"Where's the stone?!" Skivvy yelled.

Brief shook his head at Skivvy. Skivvy shot at Brief but it was blocked by another bullet.

Skivvy looked up and found boxer with a sniper in his hands.

"Yo!"

Skivvy pointed his gun back at Brief. Legwarmer came and put his scythe over Brief's neck.

"Hand over the stone." Legwarmer ordered.

"It looks like this boy wants to die." Skivvy said.

Boxer jumped down next to Sock who was now outside of Transparent. Both stepped closer to the two demons.

"Halt, angels of the toilet! "Skivvy said as he and his brother pulled Brief closer." If you come any closer, this filthy boy will suffer the consequences. "

"Go ahead." Boxer replied to him." And while you're at that, I'll blow off that annoying head of yours."

"You call yourselves angels when you'd just let a human die?"

"I can't stop myself from doing the things I want to do. And right now, I want to kill you. If that means Geekwad has to go then so be it."

"Couldn't you at least call me by my name before I die?" Brief asked him.

"What's wrong with you?! Don't you angels follow any rrurus?!" Skivvy yelled.

"You and that word again. Rules are made to be broken." Boxer said as he closed in on them.

"Fuckin' angels!" Skivvy screamed before he fires several bullets at the angels.

Boxer shot the same amount of bullets back at him. The bullets collided and formed a black smoke. Skivvy's bullets passed through and headed straight for the angels.

The bullets made their way to the angels but sock hit them all with his sword. The bullets ricocheted off of his sword and back at the demons knocking their weapons out of their hands.

"What the fudge sickles?!" The demon brothers said in unison.

"Geek Boy! The stone!" Boxer yelled.

Brief pulled the stone from his pants and threw it into the air. Boxer shot the stone and it shattered.

The underground demon plant exploded encasing the whole school in fire and a giant sinkhole to form. The demon brothers jumped into their broken limo driven by a headless Lace.

"Listen carefully, you fucking angels." Skivvy said angrily.

" We'll call it a draw this time. But next time, you'll be sorry!" Legwarmer informed them.

"Sit tight and wait for us to come back! And with that..." Skivvy said before they drove off." We bid you adieu! "

The school came down to a low flame. The students inside were slightly burned but no serious injuries.

"Well, I guess school isn't that bad after all." Boxer said contentedly.

"We even have these romantic little candles. "Sock said referring to the burning school.

"Hey, Fire Crotch. You did a decent job today." Boxer told him." There's a fire in my pants, wanna help me put it out?"

"Huh? What?" Brief asked.

"Come on. What else would a couple of horny teens do together?" He asked.

"Huh?! Um! Er..." Brief said fidgeting. "Th-That's what you meant?! But we should take things slow! Start with a kiss, I guess?" He asked shyly. "On the cheek maybe? "

"No way! Forget it. I'm gonna go find some random girl to bang. They're easier than your vigin ass!" Boxer said.

"Too bad for you. We could've had some fun. I'm very submissive." Sock said following behind Boxer.

Brief sat next to the dismantled flag pole playing with his fingers.

"B-B-Bo..."

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You underestimated a weaker enemy that managed to trip you up as a result. I see that you still have much to learn, Mister Skivvy, Mister Legwarmer."

We're very sorry, Ms. Mayor." Skivvy apologized.

"The plan was to build up our forces on the surface and underground. You've made a real mess of things. You will be punished for your failure today."

"Ms. Mayor, you can't possibly mean..." Legwarmer spoke.

Two toilets opens up underneath the demon brothers and they fell in.

"It stinks like armpits in here! "

"It's getting in my mouth..."

The toilets closed trapping the demon brothers inside.

"In any case those angels are really something. I would expect nothing less from the protégés of that batshit-insane Brassiere. "The mayor said to herself." But, this should prove to be very entertaining ..."

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Shout out to my lovelies in the UK. Sup fans if you've made it this far congrats.