Naruto was still struggling with the map "This map is fucking useless!" he bemoaned.
"Maybe it's not the map" Sasuke stated drily.
Naruto turned to him angrily "Fuck you! Your negativity isn't helping the situation"
"You should know how to get there. You've been there a couple of times haven't you?" Sasuke asked.
"Yeah but all those times I went with Neji and he was driving so I don't really remember the path that he used" he replied.
Naruto stroked his chin thoughtfully as if he was in deep thought. Finally, he came up with an idea "Hey uh Orochimaru, that's your name right? Well whatever, I don't really care. Anyways do you know how to get to the Valley of the End?"
Sasuke stared at him with a confused look "Why the fuck are you asking him?"
"Well you and I don't know how to get there. I might as well ask him" Naruto replied.
"He's got a fucking bag over his head. He can't see shit" Sasuke said.
"Yeah but it's located between the border of the Land of Fire and the Land of Sound. So maybe he can help us out you know?" Naruto reasoned out.
"Naruto, I'm not sure if you remember, but we're taking him there to murder him. Why in God's holy name would he fucking help us?" Sasuke stated sardonically.
Naruto didn't have an answer but just then Orochimaru broke the silence "I can help you" he said plainly.
Naruto smirked at Sasuke "See I told you! You know Sasuke, it would serve you well to start listening to me more" Naruto then pivoted around on his seat to turn his attention to Orochimaru "Yeah you were saying that you could help me?"
"Yeah it's just a bit of advice. Maybe if you pull your head out of your ass you might be able to read the fucking map a little better" Orochimaru chuckled.
Sasuke let out a small laugh, which drew the ire of Naruto. He turned to his partner "Why the fuck are you laughing?"
"I didn't laugh, I was just uh clearing my throat" Sasuke said, still smiling slightly
"Clearing your throat?! Yeah right! I didn't know you and that bastard were best fucking friends" Naruto sulked.
Orochimaru chuckled "Aw don't get too jealous boy" he taunted.
"Alright you're going to go back to fucking sleep!" Naruto yelled as he hit him with the butt of his gun, rendering him unconscious once more.
"Oi will you take it easy, I don't want a fucking bloody mess in the backseat of my car" Sasuke complained.
Naruto resumed his struggle to read the map "Let's just find this place so we could finish this mission once and for all!"
They did in fact make it to their destination, but not before countless miles and a few hours of driving. Orochimaru by this time had come to, but he had remained silent for much of the journey, presumably to avoid Naruto's wrath.
The Valley of the End was used exclusively by the Konoha gang for one specific reason, getting rid of bodies. The stream leading to the valley was intermittent so sometimes the valley was submerged, other times it was bone dry. This was well suited for its purpose of hiding bodies because more often than not it was submerged underwater, making it effectively impossible for police to dig up anything.
Naruto undid the restraints on Orochimaru's feet, forgoing the one on his hands and leaving the bag over his head, and pulled him out of the car. Sasuke placed the gun behind his back and pushed him, indicating to walk forward. Naruto retrieved a shovel from the trunk and the three of them walked into the Valley of the End until Sasuke deemed it a fair distance to stop. He forced Orochimaru unto his knees and removed the bag from his head.
Orochimaru looked around, it was the early hours of the morning, in fact it was starting to get a little bright out. He turned to Naruto "Ah so this is where you and your boyfriend come to mess around huh?" he questioned jokingly.
"No, it's where me and your mom come to mess around!" Naruto retorted angrily.
"Really?! Well my mother died a while ago. But if you're into dead bodies and stuff that's cool too dude. However I would recommend that you get some psychological help for that necrophilia though" Orochimaru joked once more.
Naruto was red with anger "Just kill the son of a bitch will ya!" he told his partner.
Sasuke, who was standing behind Orochimaru, placed the gun at the back of his head and cocked it. It was strange though, it was much quieter than usual. Normally when Sasuke was about to assassinate someone they would at least beg for their life. But Orochimaru just waited there patiently and silently.
Orochimaru turned his head slightly to see Sasuke "Well…'just kill the son of a bitch will ya'" he imitated Naruto, almost laughing.
Sasuke acquiesced and pulled the trigger, killing him instantly. He stood over the body thinking to himself "This guy must have been a cold blooded killer back in the day"
Naruto then interrupted his train of thought "Finally, that guy was getting on my fucking nerves!" He yelled as he began digging a grave.
Naruto dug a hole just big enough to accommodate the body, which Sasuke subsequently pushed in. They then piled the dirt back into the hole concealing the corpse.
"Alright it looks good" Naruto said, patting the dirt down with his shovel.
Sasuke looked up at the sky, rain seemed all but certain "Let's get a move on. It looks like it's going to rain. And I don't want to be here when this place is underwater, for obvious fucking reasons"
They retreated to their car and began driving once more, however their destination this time was home. The mission was accomplished.
"Hell of an assignment huh?" Naruto mused as he sank lazily into his seat.
Sasuke was rifling through his pockets in search of his cigarettes. He finally found them and placed one in his mouth "Yeah, wasn't very pretty but we got it done"
Naruto went ahead and lit up the cigarette for his partner "Yeah you can say that again! But for some reason I can't help but think that we forgot something… Oh shit! We forgot to untie what's his name! Uh…Zak!" Naruto exclaimed.
Sasuke exhaled a lungful of smoke "Don't worry about it. I made a call when you were off doing some shit"
"Huh you made a call?" Naruto repeated perplexedly.
***At Zaku's place***
There was a knock on the door.
"Who's there?" Zaku asked weakly, still bound to the chair in the centre of the room.
"Uh the pizza you ordered sir" the delivery boy outside yelled.
"Pizza?" Zaku thought to himself "I didn't order no fucking pizza"
He then smirked grimly and cursed silently to himself "Fucking Gangs of Konoha!"
"Those cheeky bastards!" he shouted out as he remembered Naruto and Sasuke.
THE END
***Author's Notes***
Well that's all folks! My first completed story!
It wasn't perfect to say the least but I'm pretty happy with the overall outcome.
I hope you all enjoyed reading because I certainly enjoyed writing it.
I'll see you all in the next fic. Til then goodbye!
-Cloud