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"How much money are you going to waste before enough is enough! " Brassiere questioned the boys.

They ignored her like usual.

"I have bills here totaling three million! "She held up the papers." Look at these statements! $500,000 for jellyfish extract! $200,000 for a penis pump!$600,000 for suspicious dolls! $300,000 for imported sweets!"

"Don't start pmsing on us now. Penny pinchers hit menopause faster."

"Besides that, most of that was Boxer I don't need a pump." Sock chuckled darkly.

"I'm telling you this because you're out of control!" Brassiere shouted." I have no money to repair the church. Look at this mess." She said sadly.

"We're working our butts off hunting down Ghosts.!" Sock retaliated. "We've earned this!"

"Yeah we work hard for the Money!" Boxer added.

"Your work only brings in Heavens to be used above! You haven't earned a single penny that can be used on the surface! In fact, you keep wrecking the city and driving us deeper into debt "

Boxer waved her off."yeah, yeah, yeah we get the deal." He and Sock stood from the couch." In that case we'll go out and make some dough! Sound good to you?"

"You're going to make money?!" Bra began to snicker until she burst into a fit laughter. "That's the funniest joke I've heard in my life!"

"What's so goddamn funny." Sock growled." How much was it? Three million dollars? We could make that in three days."

"Please..." Brassiere chuckled bending backward. "You dare mock the sacred act of doing labor for a reward?" She stood straight and got serious. "Very well! Prove that you can make three million in three days! But if you fail I will make you take the unbreakable oath of Heaven that you never waste money again!" She stated.

"But if we win you have to stop bitching about what we buy!" Boxer yelled back at her.

"Naturally." She replied.

"Alright! Let's rake in some cash!"

...

"So, how do we make money? "Sock asked as he and Boxer sat on a park bench.

"Beats me... hold some rich guy upside down and shake? "Boxer suggested.

"That's a crime." Brief said appearing from behind a tree." Maybe you should try something involving manual labor..." He said as he flipped through a job book.

Boxer snatched the book from him and looked through it.

"This looks fun!" He said energetically.

...

They took a lot of odd jobs as waiters, traffic police, construction workers, nurses and even worked in a car wash. They were fired due to lack of skill or being unprofessional.

"Work is such a drag..." Boxer sighed.

"It's so much easier beating up ghost." Sock said sadly.

They finally found a job they were good at. They dressed in only tight underwear with bear ears and tails.

"How much have we made? A million?" Boxer questioned.

"What? "Brief said after snapped out of his naughty daydreams." B-But you were fired from every job you got, so you haven't made a cent yet."

"After doing all that work!" Boxer yelled furiously. "How long is it going to take to make three million then?!"

"Three million? "Brief asked.

"Yep! Our goal is to make three million in three days." Sock explained.

"Um, that means you need to make three million today." Brief told them." That's kinda impossible. "

A loud laughter broke them out of their conversation. They turned their head to see the source of the laugh.

"I made three million dollars in one day! I'm on a roll!" A woman said gloating to another pair of workers.

Boxer and Sock pushed the other two boys away and sat next to the not so pretty woman.

"Hey sugar mama." Sock spoke." Did you really make three million in one day?" He asked.

"Oh we have a couple of cute bear cubs! You betcha I made three million in one day." The woman said.

"Wonderful!" Boxer yelled." How'd you pull that off?" He asked.

"How you ask, my little cub? At the the casino next door, obviously. "

"Oh, the casino." Boxer said getting up.

Sock stood and patted the woman's head. "Thank you."

Brief ran over with his arms held out in front of them."wait,wait,wait! You shouldn't gamble! It isn't easy to win! And it's better if you actually earn your money..." Boxer and Sock threw their uniforms at Brief and changed into two dashing tuxedos.

"This is more our style." Boxer said.

"It must have slipped our minds." Sock said.

"Hey!" Brief yelled running toward them into the Hellton Casino." Are you listening to me?"

...

The gambling establishments are rigged against you." Brief said now wearing Boxer's bear uniform." You should be more realistic ..."

The slot machine Boxer was playing stopped on three 7's.

"Huh?" Brief gasped." Three sevens on the first pull?" He turned to Sock's machine. "What?!" He said watching the coins endlessly flow out.

A group of spectators gathered around the two angels.

"Woah! this is crazy!" A man said in the background.

"Are they gods? "Someone asked.

"We're angels." Boxer corrected them.

"Angels sure are something, you're luck is off the charts..." Brief exclaimed. He sat down at one of the slot machines. "I think I'll give it a try..." He put in a coin and immediately lost." That was my whole life savings! "He yelled.

A giant tube came down and sucked him in. He was thrown into a trash can outside.

Two women who worked in the casino showed up behind the angels.

"Ah, he ran out of money." The brunette worker spoke.

"In this casino, people with no money are immediately removed. "The blonde worker explained.

"You have remarkable luck. You must be angels of fortune. "The brunette said.

"Would you like to join us in a bigger game of roulette in the back?" The blonde asked.

"We can make more money?" Sock said questioningly.

"Of course. "The women answered. "Right this way."

They followed the women into the back room where many people were playing games of roulette.

The tubes sucking up money were being operated by a frantic Lace. The money was sent deep into the building to be eaten by a large pyramid shaped Ghost.

"Everything's going swimmingly with the collection of human money, dear brother. "Legwarmer stated.

"It seems so. The Ghost is much stronger now." Skivvy replied.

"Once this Money Ghost ingests all the money on this planet, the greatest economic crisis will plummet the human world into mass hysteria. This will make up for our previous blunder." Legwarmer explained.

"That was the biggest feux pas of my life. Those disgusting fallen angels cost us our Ghost plant after all the time and energy we expended on it." Skivvy growled pinching the bridge of his nose.

"Ever since, I've been seeing their accursed faces every night." Legwarmer turned to the large amount of screen surveilling the casino. "Yes those faces there. Crass, shallow, moronic... Hm?" He smashed his face against one of the small screens." Why are they here?! Are they here to interfere with our plans?"

Skivvy switch the camera to full screen. "The looks on their faces suggest otherwise. They must be amusing their vacuous minds by gambling."

"Then we should use the opportunity, while they're distracted." Legwarmer suggested.

"It would be a waste to finish them off so quickly, Mister Legwarmer."

"You have a point, brother." Legwarmer replied.

Meanwhile in the roulette room Boxer and Sock had won another game.

"Magnificent, Boxer." The dealer congratulated him.

"I've never met a man so skilled." The blonde worker told Boxer.

"Thanks, I get that a lot."

Sock turned to Boxer. "Hey Boxer? How much did we tell Bra we were gonna make?"

"What?" He replied. "Oh yeah, we made a bet, didn't we?"

Sock groaned." Man you never listen. We've already cleared our goal."

"But this is so fun!" Boxer argued. "Why stop?"

"I suppose your right. Let's keep on going then!"

"Is the next game starting yet?" Boxer asked the dealer.

"Dealer change."

"Hm?" The boys looked up at the new dealer.

"Your face is red. Are you okay?" Sock asked the dealer who was obviously Legwarmer in a moustache.

"Are you wasted? "Boxer asked.

"No." Legwarmer replied. His face was turning a brighter shade of red." I just blush really easily. "

Sock seemed skeptical but was thrown of by Boxer's eagerness.

"Whatever! let's get this started already!"

"Very well."Legwarmer put the ball in and watch as it spun around."place your bets."

Boxer pushed a stack of his chips forward. "OK, it's on!"

The ball began to slow down.

"No more bets." Legwarmer said mischievously.

The ball stopped into the wrong spot which signaled the angel's loss.

"Oh well, it happens..." The blonde worker said.

"Ain't no sweat." Boxer said not worrying."let's move on." He pushed more chips over.

Legwarmer threw the ball in again." No more bets." The ball landed in another wrong spot." I'm sorry."The tube came down and took his chips away.

"I'm just gettin' started! "Boxer took a huge stack of chips and placed them in front of him. He quickly lost again.

"Place your bets."

Sock placed a portion of his chips on the table.

"No more bets."

Sock's chips were sucked into the tube also.

"Sorry." Legwarmer sneered.

Both angels placed half of their chips on the table.

"No more bets." Their chips were sucked up once again. "Sorry."

"Time to get serious!" Sock yelled.

"I haven't hit my groove yet!" Boxer yelled in anger.

Skivvy watched from the surveillance room what was happening.

" Merveilleux, Mister Legwarmer! We shall stop those stupid angels of every last cent and finish them off while they wallow in despair.

Back at the roulette table Boxer and Sock had lost all their money.

"...All our money's gone..." Sock said huskily.

"Checkmate." The demon brothers said in unison.

The tubes were closing in on the angels.

"Hold on!" Boxer yelled holding his arm out in front of the tubes." We aren't done yet." He took off his white gloves and held them up." Hey everybody! Who wants to buy this?"

The perverted men and women held up their money. "Sold!"

Skivvy chuckled darkly. "Hmph, he doesn't know when to give up."

The little money they received did not last very long.

Sock took off his black gloves. "Then it's my turn!"

"Sold!"

The ball landed in twenty which cost the angels the hundred dollars they earned.

Boxer threw his jacket into the crowd and earned a bit more money.

They kept removing articles of clothing until Boxer was left in only his pants and underwear and Sock in his underwear and socks clutching Honekoneko tightly to his chest.

Skivvy yawned while watching the boys." This is very tedious. How long do they intend to do this? But if they continue to remove their clothes ..."

"They'll end up completely naked. Which means they'll have no weapons. "Legwarmer thought in his head." It'll be a cinch to finish them off then."

Boxer began to remove his pants revealing his smooth muscular legs. Earning him a huge sum of money.

The money was lost after the ball landed in a losing slot.

Sock slowly took off both his socks as if to tease the crowd. His chiralism earned them a whopping $90,000,000.

They bet it all which was the wrong choice because they lost it all.

Boxer slammed his hands down on the table "Okay! "He yelled." Lucky number seven!"

"What!" Sock yelled. "You're not going to try are you!"

The crowd sat with money in hand chanting, " One more to go! One more to go! One more to go!"

"One more to go. It's over when Boxer loses his boxers. "Legwarmer thought to himself. He held up the tiny white ball. "Yes! Now it's over! The battle between angels and demons will..."

He was brought out of his thoughts by Boxer's loud and powerful sneeze .

"Hey, aren't you nervous at all!" Sock scolded Boxer.

"It's getting cold without my clothes on." He sniffles.

Legwarmer looked down and his eyes bulged out at the sight. He had dropped the ball and it landed into the winning slot.

The angels hugged each other and cheered.

"We did it!" Sock screamed.

"We fucking won!" Boxer cheered.

"Oh shit!" The crowd said sadly.

The casino began to shake as all the money was sucked from the Ghost. The money flooded the room taking Legwarmer away. The Ghost was left as a small rectangular box with no money in it. It was sucked through the tube and landed in front of the angel.

"What's this?" Boxer asked." A new type of fleshjack? "

"Wait, isn't that a Ghost? "

"Today is my lucky day!" Boxer said happily. "Let's take care of this thing and collect our Heavens."

The crowed started to cheer again as Boxer took off his he finished he shot the Ghost in it's eye.

Skivvy and Lace came in their limousine Speedo to collect the unconscious Legwarmer. He was lifted up by a small crane claw and dropped in the limo.

"Merde, merde, merde! This day has been so merde, I'm off home now! "Skivvy cursed biting his thumb. I bid you adieu! "He said as they drive off.

Again the bell tolled.

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"Hey you damn angels!" Bra yelled holding a laptop in her hands." Is this your doing?!" She showed them the screen that said 'Boxer's boxers $200,000'

"Yep we learned something new today. You can make a whole heap of money from auctions. "Boxer told her.

"Have you no shame?!" Bra screamed. "You're selling sacred weapons Heaven! "

"Want us to put your underwear up for auction too?" Sock suggested while counting money. He slammed money down of the table not caring that Chick was sitting there." Okay, here's your three million."

"I refuse to accept your dirty money!" Bra retorted.

Boxer butted heads with Brassiere. "What? How can money be dirty? Money's money! "

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"Ah! The price went up! "Brief yelled sitting at his computer." Damn! I'll add another twenty grand! Nobody's gonna get their hands on these! I'll protect Boxer's boxers!"

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Sorry for my limited knowledge on gambling. Totally wish I had a fanbase like a real anime and get interviewed and all that jazz, but what can you do? I try.I love you guys though I'm almost to 4'000 reads. Ok I updated this to tell you i'm writing again after losing all my data over the planned short hiatus but things didn't go as planed so look forward to an update soon. Oh and I am sorry if anything is ever offending to anyone. Changed the fox outfits to bears is that okay?