Spirit Elma: HELP!! I am having some issues...number one: how the heck do you get the asterisk star thingy to stick, the underscore thingy, and that little up arrow head thingy to stick on the documents(or any other of the shift number symbols for that matter, some work, others don't). Two: is there a way to tell if the page break line is working BFORE you post something. Three: why does this process have to be so Ra damned complex!! (I can't make my mad face cause stuff will not stick...)Its annoying and I have no clue, I've tried, I know its most likely so simple, I'll kick myself...but...thats the way of this cruel, tormenting world...That and...I couldn't get a computer to work as it should if my life depended on it...dumb thing...and I just made the Computer Gods mad, I know they shall punish me soon...now back to the program...
Sember: look out, she's back...
Ember: too bad...
Spirit Elma: (blank face)
'Kura: Why?
Yami: Please no...
SE: ALL RIGHT, THATS IT!! no miss nice author!!
All: (gulp)
SE: ITS SUMMER BREAK, WOOHOO!! I'm so bored… I'm 'kay now….ON topic...enjoy the chapter!!
Ember: I wonder how smart people who read fanfiction is? Do they have brain?
Sember: Well it depends…on how much fanfiction they read on a daily basis.
Ember: good one, sis!
Ryou: Umm…Ember, technically its 'I wonder how smart people who read fanfiction are?" so are you not that smart? Because you really cannot use proper grammar.
Ember: Shut it Albino Boy!
SE: (sigh)(Ignores them.) OH! Btw. I now have Microsoft works word processor SPELL CHECK!! weeeeeee!! I so desperately need it, huh?
Chapter three: innocent hikaris? Apparently not!
0600. Saturday.
Cherry Wood Apartments.
Apt. 23, Second Floor.
Bakura's Bedroom.
BEEP. BEEP. BEEPBEEP. BEEPBEEPBEEP. BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP BEEPBEEPBEEPBE-CRASH!!-eeeooppp….
"Ra dammed clock!!" Bakura muttered as he fell back on his pillow and went back to sleep, or so he wished to. Just as he closed his eyes and relaxed, who should enter but his "sweet and innocent" hikari.
"Bakura, wake up!! You should have been up ten minuets ago! What are you doing asleep!!" Ryou stormed to Bakura's bed and pulled the covers off of the startled thief, as well as pull his pillows away, leaving his head to bang on the mattress.
'Please Ra, I'm sorry for my past behavior, I'll do anything you want, Just strike Ryou down and let me sleep…' The poor thief thought as he groaned and cracked his eyes open to reveal a VERY pissed off Ryou. And that is when it occurred to him….the mind link was completely open.
Ryou glared down at his yami. He was going to be nice, but not now…"So," Ryou started, "You want Ra to strike me down, huh?" he had pleasure when Bakura gulped and his eyes went wide with fear.
"No?…" Now Bakura was good at talking his way out of things, except…when it come to Ryou. His mind was, for once, a blank for a plan.
He was quite shocked to hear Ryou laugh.
"Hahahahaha," Ryou sat down on the bed and poked Bakura, "I am sorry, but you should have seen your face, it was hilarious!"
"Wah…" 'Kura just stared, his half asleep mind trying to distinguish what the heck was going on. Ryou just rolled his eyes.
"Never mind, no strike that-you mind, just get dressed and come down for breakfast, then we will be on our way to Yugi's" with that said he ran from the room with the excuse of fixing breakfast. Then 'Kura's mind clicked in to gear.
"WHAT!! I AM NOT GOING TO THE PHARAOH'S AND MIDGIT PHARAOH'S HOUSE!!"
--Thirty minuets later--
"I can't believe I'm here…"
The pair were currently standing in front of the Kame Game Shop. Ryou sighed, his yami had been a horror to get here, yelling and complaining the entire way…he sighed again as he rang the doorbell.
0600. Saturday.
Kame Game Shop.
Second floor, third door on the right.
Yami's room
Yugi stood outside Yami's door tapping his foot waiting for an answer. This was the fourth time in ten minutes he had knocked on the door. He knew the alarm went off, he set it himself while yami was eating dinner last night, and he never checked it before bed.
"Yami, if you don't open the door in five seconds, I'M COMING IN!!," he then muttered under his breath, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5" he turned the knob and was met with the sight of Yami sleeping in his bed. What was strange was, the clock was nowhere in sight…whatever…
Yugi stood there for a minute, thinking, then smirked (which was dangerously close to Bakura's) he staked over and pull open the curtains, causing Yami to flinch. Then went to the other side of the room, got a running start and jumped. He, of course, landed on Yami with a flop and a yell.
"YAMI, WAKE UP!"
It was…effective…to say the least.
Yami woke with a start.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGG!! WHATS GOING ON!!" then he heard laughing. Bug-eyed and breathing heavily he turned to see Yugi, who was laughing hysterically. He caught his breath and glared at his "innocent" hikari.
"And just what is so funny, Yugi?" The hikari stopped laughing and leaped off the bed, then turned to look at Yami.
"It's your fault for not waking up on time" he chided
"Rrrriiggghhttt, and why, pray tell, must we wake so early on a Saturday?" Yami asked while trying to straiten out his hair with a brush.
Yugi pouted and Yami caught the look, which was gone soon as it was there. He rolled his eyes, "What did I forget…" Yugi grinned and Yami regretted it.
"Ryou and Bakura are coming over today!"
"WHAT, WEDSDAY IT WAS JUST RYOU, WHEN DID THE TOMB ROBBER GET ADDED TO THIS!!" He looked out the window as if Bakura was there and he could finally be rid of the thief, no such luck.
Yugi just sighed. "Actually, Bakura was coming then too, I didn't tell you."
"Why?"
"I knew you'd try to get out of it, they'll be here in, oh thirty minutes."
"Damn," Yami muttered under is breath, then looked as if he remembered something, "Shoot, I need a new clock…"
That got Yugi's interest, he wondered where the clock was. He had a feeling he wouldn't like it though. "Hey," he started, "What did happen to your clock?"
Yami froze, like a kid being caught taking a cookie before dinner, he looked at Yugi and tried to look innocent, it did not work like he would've liked it to.
"Ummm…" He grinned sheepishly, "It's kinda….well…it was like…ummm…well-"
"-Yami, just spit it out!"
"Its in the Shadow Realm." He said very quickly, then flinched…with good cause.
"Its where!! Yami…you can't just send things to the Shadow Realm, we talked about this after the microwave incident! And the Toaster, fridge, TV, electric can opener, electric toothbrush, CD player, tape recorder, self cleaning fish tank, cash register," all the while counting off with his fingers, "computer," He looked as if he lost a friend when he said that one, "cell phone, that talking BEWD toy, blender, mixer, now a clock, and Yami the Shadow Realm just doesn't NEED a junk yard, so stop trying to make one!"
"Sorry Yugi, but it wouldn't be quiet and I was tired."
"Yami," Yugi sighed, "I turned on the alarm so you would wake up, remember…"
"I do now?…"
Yugi shook his head at Yami as he got up and jumped around trying to get ready to meet the bane of his existence-err-Bakura in only thirty minutes.
(S&E/N((Sember and Ember Note)): The ominous thirty minutes…BUHHAHAHA!!
SE/N((Spirit Elma Note)): Would you two zip it!! Your comments are not needed during this time, so HUSH!
S&E/N: all right, all right…kill joy…"
SE/N: Oh, I'll kill sometwo if you two don't shut up.
S&E/N: silence)
A few minutes later Yami walked down the stairs and went into the kitchen. Yugi was already there eating a bowl of cereal and a…piece of pineapple? He shook his head of fixed his own bowl of cereal, turning down the fruit that Yugi offered him. With a sigh he sat down and ate, all the while watching the clock, counting down till doom day-ummm, I mean - till Bakura arrived.
"Yami," Yugi said bluntly, "He's not going to kill you--now…Ryou's done a really great job of getting him under control, he doesn't even kids at the park to the Shadow Realm anymore."
Yami groaned, " I know, I know, and he loved to do that…still I don't like him and he doesn't like me, at all!"
"But you love me and Bakura loves Ryou, so you're not going to do anything to each other because it would upset us." Yugi said a bit too brightly for it being early morning.
"And that is the only reason." Yami added. He smiled when Yugi grinned.
Then the doorbell rang. Yugi bounced up to go and get the door, while Yami ran for cover in the living room, hoping to avoid the thief as long as he could.
"Coming" Yugi yelled as he neared the door.
When he opened it he saw Ryou, Bakura was a far as he could be, which wasn't far. Ryou had grabbed him by the collar and keeping him, literally, at arm's length of the Game Shop. Needless to say, Bakura was not happy that he wasn't able to get away.
"Hello Yugi!" Ryou chirped, "Beautiful morning isn't it?"
"Yeh, it is!" Yugi instantly had a hyper boost by seeing his fellow hikari, "Good morning Ryou! Hey Bakura!"
Bakura faked a smile and in a strained voice replied, because if he didn't Ryou'd make him, "Hell…o…Midget-uh-Yugi" Ryou frowned at the almost slip of Bakura's name for Yugi, but at least he was trying.
"Come on in guys!" Yugi moved out of the way so they could enter.
"So, Yugi, where's Yami?" His question was answered when they walked into the living and Bakura growled.
"Hello Bakura" The Pharaoh was leaning on the back of the couch with his arms folded across his chest, looking straight into Bakura's eyes with a glare that would make a normal person shriek back, or turn tail and run.
"Good morning Pharaoh" His tone, and eyes, matching Yami's, the glare was the same, but with a hint of murder added to it.
Yugi and Ryou looked at each other with the same unsure expression. Then Ryou elbowed Bakura in the gut.
"Bakura, remember…be nice." Ryou muttered as Bakura, not looking away from Yami, rubbed where he was hit. Yami smirked.
That was when Yugi, not being next to Yami, elbowed him via the mind link. "Yami, remember…be nice." At this both hikaris smiled, the yamis broke their staring contest to answer, to their dismay, at the same time.
"Yes Ryou/Of course Yugi" The contest resumed, with a new passion.
"Well, today is going to be fun…" Ryou put as sarcastically as he could.
Yugi gave a forced grin, "Well, at least they're not fighting," he said hopefully, "Yet…"
Ryou nodded in agreement before they went to the kitchen to talk, leaving their yamis to either keep staring or talk, civilly, to each other and not start a Shadow Game.
End Chapter Three.
SE: wow…
Sember: didn't know Spirit Elma had it in her
Ember: whoa. Almost 5 and a half pages…1606 words in one chapter…whoa…
SE: glare okay, its not that big a deal…it is long… I don't know if you people out there should get used to this or not, still new and all…we'll see!
Yugi/Ryou: Review Please!! (puppy eyes)
Yami/Bakura: awe…how can you resist that…
SE: Next chapter up as soon as I get the nerve to type it/think of it…(grin) BYEBYE