" JUDGMENT DAY!" A tv hostess announced." Doling justice out to criminals in the name of the law! Judgment day!" She screamed again. " Tonight, we will be judging a very famous pair of handsome brothers! Are they modern day guardian angels of love?! Or are they actually fallen angels hiding under that facade?! So then, allow me to introduce! Today's accused!" A line of muscular men moved to reveal them. A poof of purple dust brought the angels on stage." Anarchy Boxer & Anarchy Sock!" The cuffs that were binding them were unlocked and a desk was placed in front of them. The hostess placed the microphone up to the unresponsive angels. " Well? How does it feel to sit in the defendant's seat?"

"Like how you look." Sock blandly responded.

" You smell, you balding old hag." Boxer said rudely.

The crowd cheered at his comment. "Anarchy boxer!"

The attention made him perk up a bit." Thanks! Love ya!" He sent a sexy smile their way.

" I see." The hostess said sternly." However the audience is not solely comprised of your fans!" She turned to the other half of the room filled with people with anti-angel signs.

"No more Boxer! No more Sock!"

" Now what you've all been waiting for! Allow me to introduce the heroine who will face off with the accused! The sultry prosecutor who's sent ninety nine ne'er-do-wells to their graves! The superstar made famous by this show! Katie Homes!"

The lights went down to a single spotlight shone on the woman." I am very sad for my friend, my dear Ghost, is no longer with us. Goodbye Mrs. Wife!" The name appeared on a jumbotron behind her." I will make these cold-hearted, malevolent fallen angels pay for their crimes! You're going to regret everything you've ever done!" She sneered."Yes! You will be the hundredth criminal i send to death row! You nincompoops!"

Audiences everywhere cheered at the broadcast of the trial. Boxer and Sock sat uninterestedly in their courtroom attire.

The hostess came back into view of the camera." Then, I'll give you a summary of this case. The victim Mrs. Wife Petter, was a surprisingly cheerful and friendly Ghost. The neighbors loved her like a pet. Mrs. Wife was the first Ghost to be recognized as a citizen of Daten City. She married another pet Ghost, and started a happy family. But Then one week ago, on November 27th at around 10pm, Mrs. Wife was found dead in Central Park, where he was supposed to meet Mr. Husband Petter for dinner."

" A tragic tale." Katie proclaimed.

" And how is this our fault?" Boxer asked impatiently.

" Do you have any evidence." Sock asked

Katie struck a pose."But, of course!"

"Now!" The hostess yelled." The accused will choose the attorney who will determine their fate!" The camera panned onto three boxes." Number one is the oldest lawyer in the world! Number two is the cheapest lawyer in the world! Number three is the lawyer with the highest IQ in the world!"

" We have to go with number three, right?"

" Is this a trick question?"

" This show has high standards." The hostes explained. " We do not lie."

" Then, give us number three!" Boxer replied.

" Number three? Are you sure?"

" Totally!" The angels said in unison.

" Open the box!"

The box opened and revealed the lawyer.

" The hell?! A monkey?!" They said again in unison.

" Allow me to introduce, Ms. McGrath. With an IQ of 65, she has the highest IQ in the monkey world!"

"But it's a goddamn monkey?" Boxer argued.

"Wait, wait, wait!" Sock yelled.

"Ms. McGarth is an accredited lawyer who passed the bar exam!" The hostess said interrupting them.

"But that's a monkey!" Sock yelled at her." How is that chimp going to defend us?!"

Lights began to flash on the hat on top of Ms. McGarth's head. "Worry not. I can speak perfectly fine."

The angels gaped at the ape.

" The machine on my head translates my thoughts into human speech." She explained before eating a booger.

Boxer and Sock just sat quiet unsure of the situation.

" Then, we shall begin this formal trial!" The hostess announced." Take it away! O sacred judge."

The judge slammed her gavel down." We will now commence the public trial for the murder of Mrs. Wife Petter!"

" Allow me to begin with a question for Mister Boxer and Mister Sock." Katie said to the court." Where were you at 9:55 of the 27th when the crime occurred?"

"Hell if i know." Boxer answered.

"I don't remember." Sock said right after him.

" Take a look at this! We have a picture from a speed camera that caught you breaking the speed limit."

" Oh, I remember this!" Sock spoke up." It's one of Bobson's seasonal flavors! I had some on the first day it went on sale! It was fantastic!"

" Exactly! That was November 27th, the day the crime occurred!" Katie elaborated." And this picture was taken five minutes before the murder! In a location that was a five minute drive from the crime scene! Is this just a coincidence?"

"Must be." Boxer said flatly.

" Coincidence? Unbelievable!" She said hysterically. In that case, Mister Boxer. What would you do if you saw a ...rampaging... Ghost in the middle of town?" Katie asked.

" Shoot it. Duh." Boxer replied.

" Shoot it?! Are you saying that you would shoot an innocent ghost on sight?!"

" What are you even saying?"

Katie continued," So the fact that you happened to see Mrs. Wife who just so happened to be a Ghost, drove you to shoot and kill, shoot and kill, shoot and kill him?!" She said toward the audience

" I don't remember killing her."

" Well then..."Katie turned around and spread pictures in front of them." Do you remember the name of every Ghost you've executed?!"

" N-Name?" Sock stuttered.

" How would we know the name of a ghost?" Boxer asked angrily.

" I see how it is. It only makes sense that you don't remember murdering Mrs. Wife." She turned to the judge." Your Honor! I wish to present the customary weapon of the accused as evidence!"

One of the scantily clad men brought boxers to the judge.

" Is this it?" she asked.

" How'd you get that?" Boxer asked while looking down his pants.

" That seemingly ordinary article of clothing transforms into a lethal weapon for the accused when fighting Ghost!"

" Are you sure?" The judge asked blushing at the underwear in her hands.

" There were multiple witnesses in the area who testified that they heard gunshots at the time of the crime. And it just so happens that the weapon of the accused, Mister Boxer, takes the form of a gun. Seeing is believing."The man who handed the boxers to the judge brought them down to Boxer." We shall have the accused demonstrate."

" Why the hell should I?" Boxer answered rudely.

" Does everyone want to see it?" The hostess popped back up to ask.

The crowd roared.

" Just get it over with." Sock told him.

" Fine." Boxer grabbed onto a pole in the middle of the courtroom and grinded up and down, grazing his crotch ever so slightly." O wicked spirit born of a lost soul in limbo;..."

The crowd went into frenzy from his strip tease, but was stopped short due to the judge's banging of her gavel.

" Stop! What is the meaning of this?! I will not allow you to desecrate my courtroom!"

" You're the one who told me to do this!" Boxer argued with the judge whilst removing his pants.

" Restrain them!" She screamed. Both angels were immediately thrown into two iron maidens.

"Bah. Post meopausal old hag getting on her high horse."

" This could be a lot tighter. It's hardly a torture device." Sock commented on their bindings.

Ms. McGarth grabbed for Boxer's hair." Banana, banana."

" Get away freak!" He yelled.

"Well things are starting to heat up!" The hostess announced." And now, for today's climax! The prosecution's witness!"

A spotlight shone back on Katie." The final witness has brought himself before us, despite his grief from having a loved one cruelly snatched from him! Allow me to introduce, Mrs. Wife's spouse, Mr. Husband Petter!"

The spotlight switched over to a weeping catlike Ghost." It's all my fault! If I hadn't been late that night!" He fell forward from the stand crying.

" Sir, do you have anything to say to your wife in Heaven?"

"Come back to me, dearest!" He cried making the crowd sob.

" Banana, banana, banana." Ms. McGarth muttered.

" We will now move on to the verdict!" The hostess announced. Boxer and Sock were attached to an electric chair." Audience members! And everyone watching at home! You shall be the jury! Press one of the buttons in front of you to indicate whether you think they're guilty or not guilty! The more votes for guilty, the higher the voltage on the electric chair!" She explained." Now, press your buttons!"

Everyone chose guilty sending the voltage skyrocketing.

" There it goes! The death penalty."

The angels screamed as loud as they could. They were shocked intensively but lived through it.

" One more time..." Sock muttered.

" Tsk, not enough power." The hostess whispered.

" Okay." Katie whispered back and turned up the power to max.

The hostess chuckled with a deeper voice." Just a little more!"

Katie tried to get her attention, face burning red. " Brother! You're going to give us away at this rate! Correct your voice."

" And your face is red."

" Gasp! How could I?!" she said his face reverting back.

After a few minutes of torture, power generator exploded with the chairs.

" I could get used to this..." Sock muttered afterward.

" Bananas to eat." Ms. McGarth said before she grabbed Boxer's hair. A shock ran through her causing brain cells to change and nerves connect.

" Whoa, the monkey was electrocuted!" Boxer exclaimed.

"Can we get a replacement!" Sock asked. "Give us the next monkey lawyer please!"

Ms. McGarth stood up and the translator fell off her head shattering. The angels looked in shock as she turned around and pointed sternly.

" Objection!" She spoke without the translator." Your Honor, the prosecution's argument is contradictory!"

" What do you mean?" The judge asked.

Ms. McGarth turned to Boxer. " Mister Boxer, what happens to a Ghost when you shoot it?"

" It blows up." He answered.

" To smithereens." Sock added.

" Now take a look at the body of Mrs. Wife! If she had been attacked by an angel, there would be nothing left!"

" Now that you mention it..."

" Who killed her then?" The Boxer asked.

" The killer was...you!" She pointed toward Mr. Husband." Large claw marks were found on the body of the victim! I presume they will match the claws of Mr. Husband!"

Mr. Husband hid his claws.

" Your decision, your Honor?"

"O-Objection!" Katie stammered.

" Overruled!" The judge yelled.

Mr. Husband was locked in an electric chair." Why me?!" He screamed.

"Members of the audience! Your verdict?" Ms. McGarth asked.

The audience all pressed the guilty button sending Mr. Husband a massive shock. He broke free unaffected by the shock cackling." That's right! I killed her! Ghosts should act like Ghosts! It made sense to shred her to pieces! I'd been playing along with that stupid wife and other humans to protect myself, but I've had enough!" He shifted into a grotesque monster and began rampaging.

" He's talking way too much." The hostess growled in the deep voice.

Ms. McGarth stood behind her and Katie." And you two were pulling the string behind the scene." She grabbed them and electrocuted them with the remaining electricity in her body. Revealing the culprits in costumes.

" Oh no, it's those assholes." Boxer said unsurprised.

Skivvy and Legwarmer pulled off the rest of their disguises with only bits of charred clothing left covering them.

" Tsk, I suppose you know now." Skivvy said with anger in his tone.

" We even analyzed your behavior to come up with the perfect false charge!" Legwarmer explained to them.

" I never dreamed that we would be outwitted by a monkey!"

" Uh, your plan kinda sucked." Sock said dryly.

" I've lost interest in this farce."

" Let us make our exit, Mister Legwarmer."

" Yes, Dear Brother."

Their limo burst through the courtroom and they hopped in.

" We bid you adieu!" They said before leaving.

" I wish they would stop this crap." Boxer complained to Sock.

" Yeah, and what's up with the french?"

The judge dropped on her knees before them." Why are you just standing there?! Do something about that Ghost!"

" Didn't you ban us from doing anything naughty?" Boxer asked smirking with Sock.

" What ever it takes! I don't care! Dispose of that fiendish Ghost! Take of your underwear!" She pleaded before breaking the locks on the iron maidens with her gavel.

" We have Divine permission." Sock said as he and Boxer stretched.

" Let's go wild then."

" The cameras are rolling."

" Can they show this on TV?"

" Just do it!" The judge yelled at them.

They began to take off their clothes more sensual than usual.

" Return to Heaven and Earth." Boxer said deeply while taking off his underwear.

" Repent." Sock said in a soft, sweet tone.

The crowd went wild as they attacked the Ghost shooting and slashing him.

" Carpenter!" The Ghost screamed before exploding.

" Thanks for watching everyone!" Sock spoke first." The truth is on our side, right?"

" Justice always prevails!" Boxer said nodding.

Ms. McGarth snuck over and grabbed boxers bang and ate it. Sock laughed at him covering his forehead in shame.

" That's a good banana."

So a lot more genderswapping this time. McGarth comes from J.J Abrams' wife and Katie Holmes yeah. Still gonna make up for that missing chapter don't worry after the next two I promise. Anyway updating pretty fast for you guys.