In the city were love and desire fly freely, Daten city.

It came in like a freight train...

Daten city is in the middle of summer.

Summer is when you go to the beach. And at the beach are people in swimsuits.

This narration has been condensed so that the female audience isn't kept waiting.

Please enjoy.

Boxer and Sock were at the beach sitting on top of Transparent having men and women waiting on them hand and foot.

"What's with all the pervs hangin' around us. Plus this beach is packed as hell." Boxer complained.

"I told you we should've gone to a private beach." Sock scolded grabbing treats from men holding platters for him.

"Yeah,yeah. My bad." Boxer retorted grabbing a drink from a girl. He Dropped the glass on accident and looked at the girl solemnly." I dropped the drink you worked so hard making for me. I'm... s-sorry."

The girl fainted from blood loss.

"You seem to be enjoying yourself." Sock said looking away from Boxer's shamelessness.

"Ah! There you are slackers!" Brief ran over yelling at them.

"How can you stand running around in this heat, Foreskin?" Boxer asked him.

"What are you talking about. We're supposed to be helping with the churches beach house!"

"Really?"

"My coconuts are big and round. Milk so good cause they are big and brown." Brassiere sung selling watermelons.

"The two of you should stop sitting around and give us a hand."

"Why would I want to do work at the beach?" Sock asked rhetorically.

"I got it. Come over here."

"Huh? Me?! Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Why?" Brief stuttered.

"To rub suntan oil on my back."

Brief stood breathless as he imagined rubbing oil on Boxer's back. His nose began to bleed from the dirty images."C-Can I really?"

Boxer kicked him in the face repeatedly."Hurry the hell up!"

A red carpet rolled out knocking Brief away. The demon brother's limo popped out of the water causing a wave to wash over everyone. Both Boxer and Sock were covered in seaweed.

"Oh? I thought i could smell something filthy. Why, if it isn't those clueless angels." Skivvy insulted.

"I feel dirtier just being around them." Legwarmer said afterward.

Everyone swarmed and bowed to the brothers in their black skin tight swimsuits.

"Why are you here?!" Boxer yelled. "Fuck my life!"

"I could ask the same of you two?" Skivvy retorted."This beach is our private property. No trespassing."

"Private property?" Sock questioned.

"Are those horns stuck in your brain? This beach belongs to everyone!"

Skivvy stuck a sign into the sand.

"No, no, no. we just purchased this beach for five times the assessed value. For the sole purpose of enjoying our vacation today. Are we clear? Ciao." Skivvy said holding up the deed.

Sock squeezed Honekoneko and it blew fire burning the deed and some of skivvy's hair.

"Hot! Hot!" He screamed.

"Brother!" Legwarmer screamed patting Skivvy's hair.

"Honestly... These fallen angels are dumber than sea slugs. They cant even comprehend basic rurus. It was foolish of me to even try being civilized with them."

Boxer rolled off the car and butted heads with Skivvy. "I don't listen to punks who can't pronounce a simple word." He intimidated making Skivvy angry.

Skivvy chuckled and moved away from Boxer. "Unfortunately, we're on holiday right now.

"Huh?"

we do not engage in combat while on holiday." Legwarmer explained."That is one of our..."

"Rurus!"They said in unison.

"What the hell?!" Boxer yelled at them.

"How are we going to settle this then?" Sock asked picking seaweed off of himself.

"If you get down on your knees and grovel, I'll let this one slide.

"You must be joking." Skivvy laughed."We have our own method of conflict resolution during a holiday." He grinned widely."A rather demonic method."

Legwarmer hit the ball and it landed in front of the angels.

"Point: Demons." Brief ruled.

"Their solution is to play around with balls." Sock said monotonously

"Balls I don't mind but this is stupid."

"They've already started making their excuses. Beach volleyball is a highly technical and beautiful sport." Legwarmer said .

"It may be difficult with your indelicate bodies." Skivvy began to laugh at them.

Legwarmer spiked the ball, but Boxer hit it before it touched the ground.

The ball came to Sock and he hit it up farther."Boxer!"

Boxer hit the ball over to the Demons' side and made a point.

"Point: Angels!"

"Oh? Did we hit the ball to hard for you?" Sock teased.

"Sorry about that. I forgot to hold back." Boxer teased with him.

Legwarmer turned away."Hmph, I see that you're not completely incompetent."

"Well it's more worthwhile." Skivvy added.

They played an average game of volleyball flaunting whenever they can.

"I've stopped getting customers all of a sudden... Honestly, where did those boys run off to this time?" Bra muttered angrily. She spotted them in the volleyball game.

"Heads up!" Someone yelled to her.

The ball hit her in the face and then Chick who was trying to get to her melons.

"I quit!" She screamed throwing the stand.

The game ended with a win for the angel.

"So much for your superior class." Boxer taunted wiggling his butt at them.

"Didn't even break a sweat." Sock said while dancing.

Brief came and interfered,"You guys shouldn't do that."

"Kiss my ass."

"Stop that!

"Place your bets! Angels or demons? Angel or demons?" Queen B yelled while managing money.

Skivvy looked at Legwarmer and both grinned mischievously.

Legwarmer served the ball.

"All mine." Boxer said cockily. The ball fell without him touching it."Huh?" The ball was served again."How the-" The ball was served again and flew around Boxer. "What's going on" The ball hit him in the face knocking him down. He got back up furious."Goddamn..." After 12 successful points by the demons Boxer had enough of being kicked around."This makes no sense at all! What the hell is up with that ball?!"

"You have a problem with the special serve I've devised?" Legwarmer asked innocently.

"Do you have to whine the second you start losing?" Skivvy asked.

" I see... So that's how you want to play it?

Legwarmer served the ball to the angels. Boxer whipped out is gun and shot the ball. Lace unzipped and returned to her regular form and tip-toed away.

"What! How could you pull out such a dangerous weapon in the middle of a game?! This isn't funny!"Skivvy yelled at him.

"What? So, using your little rat as the ball was meant to be funny?!"

The two butted heads once again.

Sock picked up an unsuspecting Chick and rolled her into a ball."It's our serve now." He served her over the net."There you go!"

Skivvy evaded Chick and Legwarmer cut her into pieces with his scythe.

"Gross! Can you please not bring that filthy thing onto the court?!"

"Oh, look. He pulled out his weapon! I thought you weren't supposed to do that! Hm?"

The two butted heads again with more force.

Legwarmer jumped up with a flip and spiked the ball onto the angel's side making a crater in the sand.

"It seems we don't have a choice. Though it would it would be rude to use our full strength against mere angel, we will no longer hold back." He said spinning the ball on his finger.

"That's more like it." Sock said energetically.

"Indeed. But a simple match would be rather dull, so let us that the losers must strip naked in front of this crowd!" Skivvy suggested making the crowd cheer.

"No skin off my back, dude." Boxer said.

"Shouldn't you take a dip in the ocean to sterilize your dirty bodies?" Sock mused.

"B-Boxer! That's a bad idea!" Brief argued.

"Shut the fuck up!" Boxer yelled and threw the ball at him.

The match went on more intense than the last. They threw special moves at each other like "Demon's Hellgate" and,"Final Angelic Field XX". Both teams moved so fast the crowd couldn't catch a single movement.

"Whoa! The ball's too fast for me! Um, three points for this side and, uh..." The ball flew in front of his face. "Huh? Whose point was that?!" He frantically threw points onto each side."I have no idea what's going on!"

Chick and Lace began to fight with Brief in the middle leaving him hurt in the process.

Both teams panted heavily as they looked at the score board."One more point!" They all said despite basic rules of volleyball.

Skivvy hit the ball and stumbled backward."Brother!" He called out.

"Yes, dear brother!" Legwarmer grabbed his foot and lifted him into the air.

"You certainly entertained us, but now it's over." He hit the ball as hard as he could past boxer.

"Sock!" Boxer yelled.

Sock ran at the ball and hit it with a lot of force. The ball shot back up knocking Sock over from the force."Boxer!"

"Nice one, bro!" He jumped up high to hit the ball."This is it!" A halo formed above his head."Repent! Fuckin' Demons!"

The ball ripped through the demon brothers and formed a star shaped crater behind them. A blue cloud of sand rose up in the shape of a star.

"W-We...lost."Skivvy muttered.

"Now, you'd better keep your end of the deal." Boxer said intimidatingly.

"Don't even try to pretend you forgot." Sock said.

The crowd urged for them to take off their swim suits. The began but instead pulled out two bottles.

"As if!"

Skivvy shot the two bottles and the contents landed in the ocean.

The water rose high above everyone.

"It's a giant octopus Ghost!" A bystander yelled.

Many more Ghosts followed behind it.

"A dolphin Ghost!"

"Instant Ghosts."Legwarmer said devilishly.

Skivvy laughed."All according to plan. So, no hard feelings. And with that.."

"We bid you adieu!" They said simultaneously, driving into the ocean.

"Wait! Don't you dare run away!"

Tentacles crept up on them and wrapped tightly around them.

"B-B-Boxer!" Brief yelled."I'm coming to save you!" He began to run toward them but something wrapped around his face."A seaweed Ghost"

"A crab Ghost!" A girl yelled.

The Ghost cut all of their bikinis. The girls screamed while covering themselves.

"God there's no end to them."Boxer muttered angrily."Hey! What are you doing Sock..."

"So tight..." Sock moaned as he was swung in the octopus' grip.

"Goddammit!"

The crab came and sliced his red swim trunks.

The crowd watched impatiently as they slowly ripped, but a ghost jumped onto him before they could see anything.

"Fuck you, sea anemone Ghost!" They yelled.

"Genius, dear brother. Everything went according to plan. I had no idea and lost myself in the match." Legwarmer said in the limo.

"Fucking bitches." Skivvy cursed under his breath.

"Brother?"

"How could I lose to those fucking angels?" He questioned himself."Next time, I'll wring the life out of those cum-dumpsters!" He slammed his fist down on a button in anger.

"Brother! That's the self destruct button!" Legwarmer yelled. The limo blew up scorching the brothers and Lace."Who places such a button in a car?"

"What am i looking at?" Brief asked looking the scene before him. Boxer was trying to pull the anemone off and Sock was getting off.

"It won't come off." Boxer cursed. a tiny clam Ghost attached to his ear causing him to moan."Not my ear!"

"I should keep a metal note on that." Brief said with a nose bleed.

Brassiere sat peacefully counting money."I made out like a bandit!"

"Ah! It's a blue whale Ghost!"

Bra looked up just before the whale hit her...

My highest amount of views in a day is now at 62, thank you americans legal or not and canadians you guys are more useful than we give you props WEST HEM! I've been slinging Boxer around from guy to girl like HIV...wrap it up guys only you can prevent wild fires... in your pants? No but seriously I'm just expressing his bisexuality. This story is almost done and then we can start on the next. I will begin explaining things in these notes so read them. Brief is a dude because i can not see this any other way, I mean that would have to be a pretty wide keyhole. Another thing is I used french as the language the demon brothers speak because the are pretentious dicks and I shall use it for my next story. There will be more fan service like sexy scenes and funny moments. Now for a pubic announcement...

So the only hint about the next story I will give you is "Unholy Trinity" There was a penis joke in here somewhere? Inu x Boku SS is a great series. I'm more interested in the supporting characters though. Sword Art Online is more actiony if you like that. watching subs can ruin dubs for me. Who do you ship so far? I can't write the way i want anymore with this website update. The whale is a blue not a sperm the anatomy shows. I'm rambling bye all you S' and M's.(the british have abandoned me)