The city that is favored by the devil. Daten City. The primordial chaos of this land was sealed long ago. However, to quote the book to which humans cling,"For there is nothing covered, that shall not be revealed."

"But there is still lies the issue on the Hellsmonkey's blood kin." The mayor said tightening the straps on her clothes."The only key to undoing the seal. It must be found without delay."

"Madame Mayor." Skivvy addressed bowing."Is something the matter?"

"Pardon me. Please continue."

"Yes, ma'am." Legwarmer replied pulling out their reports."Then, we will continue the Second Half of the Ghost Report 2012."

Lace turned on the screen showing the ghost.

"Ghost #36."Skivvy said."A.K.A The Big Brown. The stench from a pipe clogged by an indescribable amount of feces...suffocated a plumber who then became an evil spirit that possessed all fecal matter in the city to become a corporeal Ghost."

"Its abhorrent stench induced all foes to vomit."Legwarmer took over."Thus, he was an invincible Ghost that incapacitated all assailants."

"However, as aforementioned, thanks to the junk yard trash who serve as angels with no class, a hopeless lack of manners, and IQs so low that you'd be tempted to pity them, there was a tragic blast."

"Excuse me... You placed your hopes on a pile of shit?" She asked.

"No ma'am, absolutely not."Skivvy answered.

"Very well. Next."

"Ghost #37 A.K.A Crazy Crazy Cabbie. The human need for speed drove a taxi driver to miss a corner and run straight off a cliff, becoming a rather prosaic evil spirit, which then became a Ghost that ran wild for the hell of it."

"In other words, there was a remarkable absence of intelligence in that plot." The mayor concluded."Next."

"Ghost #38" Skivvy continued."A.K.A Queen Bee. A female student, formerly the school queen, created a kingdom tailored to her needs, when she was stung by the pet bee of a geek who suffered her oppression and died, becoming a gargantuan Ghost who sought power, but its plan to regain control of the school met with interference from those trailer trash angels and the geek who calls himself Brief, ending in an explosion."

"A clear absence on any attempt to use whips and chains! Defeat was the only likely result. Next."

"Ghost #39."Legwarmer took over."A.K.A Bloody Hood and Gal Ghoul. A prostitute and her pimp were on a picnic, when they were eaten by a wolf while having sex, becoming a Ghost which ran cons."

"I like it!" The mayor screamed watching as they bound Sock."The excellent use of the rope to accentuate his hard-on! Every nook and cranny on his body! My ovaries are going to explode!"

"Mister Legwarmer. What's wrong with the mayor?" Skivvy asked quietly.

"Not a clue..." He replied." However, dear brother, this may be useful in learning the weakness of that obese cow angel."

"I see..."

"Okay." The mayor said panting and tightening her straps."Next."

"Yes, ma'am!" Skivvy answered in a hurry."Ghost #40. A.K.A Cowper. A promise land a sworn oath, and a vital mission. Burden that were borne by sperm that met an unreasonable demise, and became a Ghost which attacked a paper factory before going out in a blast."

"Sperm can never be anything more than sperm." The mayor concluded."They don't stand a chance against bitches. Next."

"Ghost # 41."Legwarmer said."A.K.A Hell Pound. Diet, diet, diet. An empty word which has produced much false hope, spurring the malice of many obese maidens, amalgamating into a Ghost that opened a bakery and succeeded in reducing one of the worthless angels to a hideous state, which was when it all exploded again."

"Madame Mayor, your opinion?" Skivvy asked her.

"Next." She said angrily.

"Brother, the mayor's in a bad mood."Legwarmer warned."Pull yourself together!"

"I know." he replied."Moving on... Ghost #42. A.K.A Secret Speedo Star. On the day of the first Lingerie Run, a boy had his underwear removed by a number of queen-ish girls and died when his exposed penis was struck by lightning, becoming a Ghost with an extreme lingerie fetish. By accident it was able to threaten those pissy angels, but once again, with the assistance of that nuisance Brief, that vulgar blonde turned it into another explosion."He ranted."G-Ghost #43. Ugly Snot. After tripping over a booger..."

"Tragic."The mayor chided"Once again you've produced a crop of utterly worthless Ghosts. When did Ghosts, the servants of demons, become so hackneyed? Things were different when I was young. Ghost still retained their memories of the original chaos. That made them tough, radical, solid, and hard as nails! Well, at least compared to the pathetic and lackluster Ghosts we have now!"She yelled."Let's end this!"

"Meaning...?" Skivvy asked wearily.

"You mean you intend to waste more of my precious time with your unproductive report?"

"A-Absolutely not!" Skivvy answered.

The demon brothers bowed and the mayor left the room. Lace shut of the TV and the brothers fell to their knees.

"This is more exhausting than dealing with those fucking angels!" Skivvy grunted angrily.

"Brother dearest, please watch your language." Legwarmer asked of him.

"Oh, forgive me. My mouth is all loose from speaking a word I never use. Just like after giving oral. Far to loose!" He clapped gently."Lace darling, bring the sofa and wine!"

She saluted him and got to work.

"Along with the caviar, blue cheese, and crackers."Legwarmer added to the list.

She made a noise that was most likely a 'yes'. She brought the items and the sofa hit the remote turning on a video of the demon brother's transformation.

"Oh, look. It's us." Skivvy informed Leg.

"Magnificent, most honored brother. You look brilliant."

"Oh? And you, Mister Legwarmer. Shining in your demonic glory like the black sun of Hell."

The screen changed to clips of Brief.

"Hmph, it's that brat again." Legwarmer growled.

"A crazy freak to go with those insane angels."

"Birds of a feather flock together."

"But I have to envy them." Skivvy stated.

"Yes, idiots have no worries."

Clips of the angel's blunders came on and Skivvy laughed hysterically.

"I laughed so hard that my jaw is all loose." He said.

"Oh? Is that the only thing that's loose?" Legwarmer asked seductively touching his brother sensually.

"Stop that!" Skivvy moaned."You're drunk. Your face is bright red."

"I was born that way. Besides brother, you're even more red..."

"How could I let this happen?"

"Your skin is flushed. You should get out of those clothes, dear brother." Legwarmer said slowly pulling down removing his own.

"Say are you sure you don't want to? You haven't always been this bold..."

Lace shut of the TV and watched as the scene unfolded.

"Ooh, let's try the caviar." Skivvy suggested.

"Satisfy your curiosity."Legwarmer said lying on his back."That is our ruru!"

Skivvy smeared the wet substance on Legwarmer's aching hole and on his shaft.

"Ah, you're putting it there?" He asked.

"There's still more. Here is a very ripe fig from the Garden of Diablos.

"Are you trying to make me climax, brother? Please, I need more." Legwarmer moaned loudly as he was furiously played with."Just for this occasion, look what I have." He said holding up a bottle."130% black goat milk that was presented as an offering at Satan Fest."

Skivvy rubbed the milk on his shaft and used some on his untouched areas."It's getting in every crease of my body! It feels so good on my hard pink nipples!" He moaned loudly.

Lace panicked and gestured for them to stop but they ignored.

"Silence!" They both said and threw the leftover food at her with also a sharp knife and fork.

"Caviar, milk, and figs." The mayor spoke standing at the door."I see your living the good life."

They tried to quickly compose themselves but still dripped milk and another white substance with their pant at their ankles.

"Th-This is our way of expressing our remorse for our failures..." Skivvy explained."We were running an elaborate simulation of future engagements..."

"I forgot to ask an important question." The mayor said walking further into the room."Can you tell me how the search for the blood kin of the Hellsmonkey is going?" She asked.

"The blood kin of the Hellsmonkey?"Skivvy asked confused at the moment.

"W-We are currently hard at work to produce results."

"Hard indeed." She said looking at their lower halves."You really shouldn't lie, boys." She told them tightening her straps in anger."Your faces are pale. Completely white even."

They looked at each other.

"I will punish you for your incompetence!" She yelled at the two.

"Wait, !" Legwarmer yelled.

"Anything but that!" Skivvy also yelled.

Again two urinals opened up beneath them and and sucked up the demons and Lace.

"The Ghosts and Demon brothers are useless, and I have no leads on Hellsmonkey. A situation that calls for despair."

The TV had turned back on after the Demon brothers were sucked up and now showed Brief being violated by Bra.

"Don't touch my asshole!" He screamed.

The mayor jolted up when she saw something interesting."It seems hope can be found amidst despair!" She took hold of her cincher and tightened it to the max.

You knew this amount of sexy was coming. I just noticed I skipped Inner Brief but there's just one important part that was also mentioned here. Special scenes like the one you just read are my apology for anything we did wrong. I beg of your forgiveness. If you haven't noticed sex and the daten city has now been added.