My little shout out to up and coming countries who read this. Australia and Ireland for coming out of nowhere and becoming one of the top Norway and New Zealand too. exams are over soon so I'll be back in a writing mood. UK had also come back in the mix #2.(tried for british humor, couldn't) This is the main reason I kept brief a guy.(I was too lazy to think of a different outcome + yaoi factor) watched catdog and wanted to call Brief geekers once. Had fun asking people what they call the asshole.

"The powerless shall depart!" Bra yelled throwing Boxer out into the rain."You are no longer an angel! You're just a bitch boy now!"

He walked in the cold with no real direction. He had a string of bad luck being hit by poop, balls, and lightning which ended in him being hit by an ambulance. He fell into a trash can and was hit in the face by a used condom. He looked around and found a group of cats and dogs having sex. He continued to look and found three people having sex. After throwing up he began to walk but then fell into a sewer.

"Boxer! Boxer! Boxer! It's time to get up!"

"Boxer jumped out of bed, opened the window, and stretched.

"Hey, Boxer." Sam the farm girl said."You sleeping in again?"

"Man, you're so mean, Sam!" He ran out quickly and put on his overalls."Mornin', Gramps!"

"Honestly, how much sleep does that kid need?" Gramps asked himself.

Boxer ran out and did his chores. He fed the animals, cleaned up manure, bailed hay, fixed the roof, and painted the barn. Afterward he fished with same, ate dinner and sat under the stars with a warm fire. At the end of the day he sat down and stared at the sky. Gramps walked out and stood next to him.

"I never realized life could be so enjoyable." He whispered."Thanks, Gramps."

"Don't mention it." He replied."People like you often end up out here. But is this what you truly want to be doing?" He asked him.

"Sure. I'm really happy right now. I have you, Gramps, and Sam too. What else would I need?"

"Is that right?" He asked."Then, I won't say anymore."

Boxer looked away a little sad.

The next day boxer had found a picture of a blonde boy on a motorcycle.

"Gramps, what's this?" He asked.

"Let's see." He looked at the item." Why if it isn't one of my old pictures. You look just like I did when I was young..." A bullet broke through the window and pierced Gramps in the chest.

Outside was a deadly biker gang armed with guns and other weapons.

"Gramps!" Boxer panicked."Gramps! Get a hold of yourself!"

"Dammit!" Sam said as she came holding a shotgun."That mountain gang's attacking us again!" She was shot in the back and fell.

"Boxer..." Gramps whispered."I'm going now. Grandma's waiting for me."

"Gramps..." Boxer cried.

"Boxer... Isn't there someone waiting for you?" Gramps asked him.

"What are you trying to say, Gramps?"

"Look, up there." He poined out the window to the Daten Towers where Cincher had taken Brief.

"Geek Boy!"

"You should do what you desire most."

"But nothing good ever comes of it!" Boxer argued.

"Aren't you a man?" Gramps yelled."What's wrong with a man doing what he wants? A man is meant to live as a free bird. When something goes wrong, you clean it up yourself. Do what you want. Live as you desire." He said in his dying breath." Adios, eros angel."

"Gramps!" Boxer screamed. As the gang burned own the house he opened up his hand and looked at the motorcycle farm clothes flew off and he put on something more comfortable. He burst through the walls on the motorcycle and drove through the gang.

"Adios, Gramps." He thought to himself.

A bell rung.

"Right, okay!" The director screamed after Boxer left."We reached the climax now pull out!"

Everyone took off their masks and put away their props. The crew extinguished the fire.

Gramps got up and removed the blood pack on his chest."That angel's trouble." The crew handed him a phone and cigar."Hey, it's me. Everything went as planned. He's headed your way."

"Understood." Bra replied and hung up the phone."Let's go Chick!"

"You're a stubborn boy." Cincher said of Brief."With the key this limp, it's never gonna fit the keyhole to Hellsgate." She lashed his member with a whip."Take that!"

Brief screamed bloody murder as she did this.

"Incroyable!" Skivvy exclaimed.

"This is how Lady Cincher does bondage!" Legwarmer gawked.

Cincher continued to wrap and rub the key bu could not erect it.

"Only few get the opportunity to experience my touch. So blow the roof off this place already!"

"Never!" Brief groaned."M-My penis will never succumb to your wiles! My penis is... My penis is..."

Boxer crashed through a window and drove up to the roof.

"Kudos, Geekers!"

"B-Boxer!"

"Well if it isn't the little bitch..." Cincher acknowledged him."I'm so happy to see you again. But you inability to relinquish your chocolate starfish has cost you your powers. What can a little bitch boy do against us?"

"Sure, I'm just a failed bitch boy. Not even that, as a matter of fact. But I can't go around regretting every goddamn thing." He said walking up the stairs. He removed his jacket.

"Hm?" Cincher questioned.

"A man should live like a wild animal free from captivity." He removed more clothes as he got closer to the top."I'm a guy. I don't give a fuck about virginity or demons. And if you want to stand in my way I'll crack your skull!"

"what?"

"Get that through your fucked up head! I'm the eros angel, Boxer! And I do whatever the hell I want!" He yelled before throwing off everything but his boxer-briefs.

Cincher cackled. She brought Brief down on a bed."Well, bitch boy? Entertain us with ball game. Catcher or pitcher?"

"Something wrong, virgin angel?" Skivvy mocked.

"Seems like this is a horn an angel can't blow." Legwarmer chimed in."Weren't you ranked 69th?" He whispered.

"You have a point." Skivvy agreed.

They both laughed evilly with Lace joining in.

"Have you learned yet? The concept of freedom was created to delude riffraff like you that you have free will. Freedom holds no meaning, value, or consequence when faced with reality!" Cincher explained as he removed his underwear.

He threw them onto Skivvies face and they burned his face.

"A worthless angel such as yourself will never be able to accomplish anything!"

"Boiling!" Skivvy screamed.

"Holy Hell!" Cincher said as she watched Boxer mount Brief.

"B-Boxer..."

"'Sup... We didn't get to finish what we started earlier."

"B-But your..."

"Don't sweat it. I'm ready to become your bitch boy. Your number one thousand. But in this case, I'd say your my first, Brief." He said sincerely."I'll give you the virginity of an angel." He slowly lowered himself and a blinding light signaled their joining."

"What?!" Cincher all fell back from the two."Impossible!"

"B-Boxer..."Brief groaned as he was getting closer.

Cincher held up her hellphone and saw that he was about to burst.

"Hell no! At this rate, the power inside him will rush out and become unsalvageable!" She screamed."Demon brothers! Stop that little butt slut!"

"Yes, ma'am!" The two jumped up, removed their weapons, and attacked.

A familiar sword flew down and blocked the attacks. Thunder rumbled and a lightning bolt hit where the sword stuck in front of Boxer and Brief. It cleared up and Sock grabbed his sword and stood ready to fight.

"You're the other fucking angel!" Cincher yelled.

"Sock?" Boxer asked still having sex.

"Foshizzle my bro, congrats on number one thousand! Yeah, like that what I'm here for, whore face!" He push his swords under the bed."Nobody wants to see this shit..." He threw the bed into the sky with all his strength."Go fuck somewhere else!"

"Wait!"Cincher yelled.

Brief screamed all the way up."Boxer!" Just then his key hit the tumblers in boxers keyhole.

"Brief! That's it! That's the spot! The prostate! God! Yes, oh God!" When he finished his wings and halo reappeared.

"He can never take care of himself..." Sock mumbled to himself.

Cincher crushed her phone in anger."You interfered again...I will make you pay angels!" She yelled."Hm?"

A bright light appeared in the sky as Boxer fell back down. Sock pulled off his underwear and threw them up in the air.

"There ya go!"

A cloud of dust surrounded the angels when Boxer hit. Both stood back to back ready to fight.

"Sorry to keep you waiting. This is where your party ends. For good!" He said.

"We'll keep you dancing 'til you're dead!" Sock added.

"Now get down on your knees...

"And repent!" They said in unison.

Well one more to go. Are you sad? So some slang others might not understand a bitch boy is multiple things, a guy who is a failure as a man and the bottom in gay sex. Eros means slutty in Japanese I tink. Chocolate starfish... use context clues. Have fun on the next and final chapter. Maybe I'll add the troll queen's legacy. Hehe.