This is a filler of my story. It's about Heath Ledger, but it's still a humor. Mainly because nobody really wants you to mourn their death. They'd want you to have fun and move on in life. And I think Heath Ledger would want us to have fun and move on in our lives instead of sitting around mourning about him. And this is my idea of having fun. :D
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach and I really am sad that Heath Ledger died. He was a great actor and sexy one at that ;)
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Ichigo walked in the door and plopped down on the couch looking quite upset.
"What's wrong Kurosaki?" Ayame asked.
"Fucking dentist," Ichigo grumbled.
"What happened?" Yumichika asked.
"You remember that root canal I had last month?" Ichigo asked.
"Yea. What did they do about it?" Yumichika said.
"Well they never finished it. And today they told me that they drilled away too much bone and I needed a cadaver bone to replace it," Ichigo explained.
"What's a 'cadaver' bone?" Uryu asked.
"A bone from a dead body. Wait, Ishida...isn't your dad a doctor? You should know this shit," Ayame said.
"Ewwwwwwww!!" Yumichika squealed.
"Yea he is but I don't sit with him and let him explain nasty shit like that to me," Uryu grumbled.
"Anyways, my insurance won't cover it. That shit doesn't come cheap you know!" Ichigo shrieked.
Azra walked into the room with her head down, and a slightly pale face.
"What's wrong Azra?" Ayame asked.
"Heath Ledger just died. They said a possible drug overdose but, I never saw him as someone to do drugs," Azra sighed.
"Wow. That's...wow," Yumichika stuttered.
"Kurosaki," Ayame turned to Ichigo.
"What?" Ichigo asked.
"I'd pay for your cadaver bone thing if you got Heath Ledger's bone put in," Ayame smiled.
"What?!" Ichigo sputtered.
"Dude, you could say you have Heath Ledger's bone in your mouth!" Azra laughed.
"Heath Ledger's boner??" Ikkaku shrieked.
"No dumbass...BONE...not BONE ER," Ayame laughed.
"Dude, guys that's fucked up," Ichigo mumbled.
"No it's not. Heath wouldn't want us to mourn. He'd want us to have fun," Azra explained.
"I'm still not asking for his bone," Ichigo grumbled.
"Party pooper," Ayame giggled.
"Who names their kid 'Heath' anyhow?" Grimmjow questioned.
"The Ledger family apparently," Ayame shrugged.
Grimmjow nodded and everyone sat in silence, taking in the reality of the recent loss.
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A/N: Don't find this sick. Like I said Heath Ledger wouldn't want us to mourn. By the way this conversation really went on between me and my mom. She had a root canal done and they chiseled away too much bone and to put a permanent replacement in, she needed a cadaver bone. Then the whole Heath Ledger convo went in with it...yes we had that convo too. Anways, Heath Ledger, you will be missed. You were the best male actor I've ever seen in the history of acting. We will miss you. Rest in Peace, Heath Ledger.
